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@notthebees.bsky.social
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 5h
Six months ago:
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DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...
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Egalitarian Pleasuring Party Chairman @notthebees.bsky.social · 4h
i started a bunch of tasks today and didnt finish a single one. i dont know what i did all day. its like i clocked in and blacked out.
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Egalitarian Pleasuring Party Chairman @notthebees.bsky.social · 4h
since when are power tools limited edition collectables?
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Orddu, Orwen, or Orgoch @troynovaunt.bsky.social · 8h
"This LLM might be conscious." I have HUGE news for you about people in ICE detention right now.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 9h
when the racist trillionaire with a breeding cult and a child porn bot is funding your opposition you should say something about it
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Egalitarian Pleasuring Party Chairman @notthebees.bsky.social · 20h
im going to wake up tomorrow morning and freak out when i see these black wool nepps everywhere because my half asleep brain is going to think they're bugs but i'm too tired to deal with it
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Egalitarian Pleasuring Party Chairman @notthebees.bsky.social · 20h
"lets spin a fibre blend with angora and tweed nepps! it'll be so beautiful and i definitely wont end up having all of it fall out and stick to me, what a genius plan". fool. rube. absolute boob.
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Filbi (they/them) @filbi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Please help Shalmaa raise $80 for food by tomorrow! #MutualAid #Crowdfund #Emergency #HelpSky #HelpFolksLive
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Please Help Shaimaa in Gaza
Hi my name is Kim Arnold and I am from Nova Scotia Canada and trying to help this young mothet who lives in an encampment. I have direct contact with a family in Al Mawasi. I will share how your money...
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anthropic banning “abusive or cruel behavior” toward Claude in its new usage policies is proof to me that tech companies are going to moderate violence against AI before they ever moderate violence against women and minorities
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 08/10/2026
if Waldo proceeds to a second location your chances of finding him are slim to none
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Egalitarian Pleasuring Party Chairman @notthebees.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
there are a LOT of queer players in the PWHL however there are a few transphobes floating around as well. So still a mixed bag but less so?
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Egalitarian Pleasuring Party Chairman @notthebees.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i like them, they have the same kind of retro vibe as the Victoire imo
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Kale 🏒🐧 @hockeynightpit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The new PWHL jerseys are 🔥🔥🔥
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Egalitarian Pleasuring Party Chairman @notthebees.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
goin to my first sceptres game in feb!
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Ing aka Tophat Artooning @ingforart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey my friend @ spearhafoc.bsky.social is having a bad bad day. If you like web comics maybe read apexsociety.thecomicseries.com/archive/ And tell them if you like it
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En Sabah Neurodivergent (@spearhafoc.bsky.social)
Philip Rice/Spearhafoc. I make art, webcomics, and podcasts. Autistic. NB. Any pronouns.
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Egalitarian Pleasuring Party Chairman @notthebees.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i sent too many emails and am now reaping the consequences of everyone getting back to me at once. this is the worst thing that has ever happened to me in my entire life
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Egalitarian Pleasuring Party Chairman @notthebees.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i look forward to absolutely nothing being done to address this globalnews.ca/news/1209087...
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Skydance prominently featured "Harry Potter" as a company logo it now owned. near as I can tell, this is literally the only individual franchise to get this treatment, and it was featured more prominently than entire companies like CNN or Miramax I don't see how anyone could doubt this argument
Skydance logo surrounded by a bunch of company logos, and also Harry Potter
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Egalitarian Pleasuring Party Chairman @notthebees.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
fwiw this is vastly better than my early yarn! you're doing really well!
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Egalitarian Pleasuring Party Chairman @notthebees.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
it isnt like i can just go find another family dr. that isn't easy in Ontario especially given that i FINALLY got assigned to a female dr.
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Egalitarian Pleasuring Party Chairman @notthebees.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
my inhaler is nowhere near as serious an environmental problem as a fucking data centre. this is diabolical. i'm actually furious rn
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En Sabah Neurodivergent @spearhafoc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was just thinking about how this puts it in the late Cretaceous period. A particularly industrious and thrifty Tyrannosaurus Rex could have used her tiny arms to pull herself up by her bootstraps by now. Dinosaurs just don't want to work anymore. Smdh.
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Egalitarian Pleasuring Party Chairman @notthebees.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this isnt some random clinic run by a kook, this is one of the toronto western family health clinics. what the fuck!
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Egalitarian Pleasuring Party Chairman @notthebees.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
my drs office sent out a newsletter today with a section on how people with asthma and copd should consider lower carbon inhalers. followed by a section promoting a seminar on how generative ai can help you on your health journey. i actually cant.
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I KNOW THATS FUCKIN RIGHT BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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taylor swift lyrics @tswiftlyrics.swifties.social · 07/10/2026
Black text on white background reading: The self-harm of never being where you are.
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Egalitarian Pleasuring Party Chairman @notthebees.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
sending you and your dad love. i'm so sorry.
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Provolone @provolonee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's telling how many people I've come across who get REALLY into the WNBA or the PWHL, but haven't been all that interested in sports before then.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Never ask a man his salary, a woman her age, or a bell for whom it tolls
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Egalitarian Pleasuring Party Chairman @notthebees.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the crazy thing is by the time they type in all the shit they want on the flyer they could have just made one in canva. like, it isn't actually saving any time or effort, i don't know why they've tricked themselves into thinking they have to do this
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Egalitarian Pleasuring Party Chairman @notthebees.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hahaha. yeaaaaah. winding and measuring my yarn is my least favourite part of the entire process and especially if you're spinning lighter yarns on an 8oz bobbin that takes forfuckingever
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Egalitarian Pleasuring Party Chairman @notthebees.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
he was terrifying even BEFORE i noticed that
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Egalitarian Pleasuring Party Chairman @notthebees.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
im actually pissed because i've donated to them in the past but i guess boomerslop is more important than fundraising
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Egalitarian Pleasuring Party Chairman @notthebees.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
so many rescues are going really hard on slop and being really weird about anyone who even politely checks them on it. i just realized i got blocked by a local beagle rescue for saying "hey i know this is well intentioned but its really harmful"
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Blayne Haggart @bhaggart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Shoppers: We can provide you with "trusted health information" Also Shoppers: "2. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS ii)NOT A MEDICAL DEVICE: You acknowledge and agree that neither the Health Services nor the Digital Health Platform diagnose, treat, mitigate or prevent a disease, disorder or abnormal physical state,"
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PC Health™ : Your Health Dashboard
Access your Health Dashboard, manage prescriptions, and book pharmacy and healthcare services with PC Health™.
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Egalitarian Pleasuring Party Chairman @notthebees.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
that's a chungus right there
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Egalitarian Pleasuring Party Chairman @notthebees.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
could be worse. as a sceptres fan i an preparing for The Season Of Perpetual Disappointment, wherein we'll get our asses handed to us every game and never see the playoffs again. might as well just fully start cheering for the Victoire rather than waiting for TO to get eliminated first 🤡
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Egalitarian Pleasuring Party Chairman @notthebees.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
an all time banger
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jack from 30 Rock saying “that’s Republican, we count those”
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Egalitarian Pleasuring Party Chairman @notthebees.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"This is the Crypt Jam"
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a little louder for the cheap seats in the back
One of the biggest myths is that men rape by mistake. Like, "Oh, they need consent training." But research is very clear: Sexual violence is not a mistake. It is an intentionally made decision by people who know they don't have consent. They just don't prioritize consent over things like status, power, domination, and sexual gratification.
For my research, I got a certificate of confidentiality from the National Institutes of Health, so my notes couldn't be subpoenaed. One of the reasons I call them perpetrators in my work is because every single person I interviewed confessed in that context. The first question I would ask them was, "When you received that email from Title IX that you were under investigation, did you know what it was about?" Every perpetrator I interviewed said "yes." If sexual assault were a miscommunication, you would be wondering, What have I possibly done wrong? That is not the way that any of them reacted because they knew.
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Egalitarian Pleasuring Party Chairman @notthebees.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
what really resonated with me, in the specific season of my life when i was obsessed with this book, was the theme of choice/free will overpowering determinism. given some of the trauma i was dealing with at the time i found it really empowering
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Egalitarian Pleasuring Party Chairman @notthebees.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"You're tearing me apart Lisa"
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 07/10/2026
A message below from my dear friend in Gaza. She and her family are displaced and know nothing but terror and hardship, like so many in Gaza. Please give if you can, they rely on donations to survive. No amount is too small. And give to others. 🙏🏻 chuffed.org/project/1981...
“The warplanes are launching terrifying strikes over the skies of Gaza and Khan Younis. The situation is extremely frightening right now, my friend. We are terrified, and I honestly don't know what is going to happen. Please keep us in your prayers. 🙏🏻💔”
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Egalitarian Pleasuring Party Chairman @notthebees.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
LETS FUCKIN GOOOOO
screenshot from Ticketmaster saying that i got tickets to see carly rae jepsen
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Sarcastic Shark Art @sarcasticsharkart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Inktober 2026 Day 6: Ogre. 🤘🦈 Let me know what you think! Happy Monday everyone! 🤙💙 #Inktober #Inktober2026 #ogre #Shrek #artchallenge #shark #sciart #surrealism #illustration #animalart #ArtYear #bskyart #art
Inktober Day 6: Ogre. My interpretation is Shrek as a shark with open jaws attacking one of his favorite foods: an onion. Inktober 2026 prompt list
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Egalitarian Pleasuring Party Chairman @notthebees.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
it really would make it easier but those things are EXPENSIVE
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Dorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Unimprovable retort
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Andrea González-Ramírez @andreagonram.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Midway through my call with @nbedera.bsky.social, I was so shocked I asked: "How are you not incandescent with rage every day?" If you want to understand the Cornell case and why universities fail survivors, read this. You may become furious too. (Gift link.) www.thecut.com/article/trum...
thecut.com
The Reason Why Colleges Still Fail to Address Sexual Violence
The “Cornell Seven” case highlights what’s wrong with Trump’s Title IX rules — and how the system was always designed to fail.
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