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@notheotherjohn.bsky.social
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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 14h
No other sport comes close to matching the "spoiled brat" energy of tennis.
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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Keeping the 2026 El Niño out of the hall of fame because of its use of performance enhancing greenhouse gases
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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A fool believes he is ready for some football. A wise man knows he is not.
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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
wife telling me she’s got a grande morning bean for me but pronouncing my name wrong
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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’ve got the urge to herbal
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
is the alarm meant to wake you or is it to warn you that you are now awake
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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
[Wes Anderson Star Wars] OWEN WILSON: ...Well, I guess we better go save the galaxy then. Chewy hand me one of those light swords
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
got fired from the future crimes division after i accidentally dropped my ice cream cone into the precog's tank and killed one of them
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
dr. ron of the pepper palace 
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when i was a young boy my father had what he called the bean jar. it was a jar full of brown and black beans. whenever we misbehaved, he would remove one and tell us that once the Jar was empty, the world would end 
7/25/18, 9:58 PM
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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
former pistons celtics hawks nets jazz clippers sonics kings and warriors great Mikki Moore?
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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trombone shorty rules
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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Businesscasualdehyde
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
from 2001. no one’s doing product testimonials like this anymore. t.co/PEswCtbEZz
Toyota's unease at being associated with the Taliban and Al Qaeda is evident. In its September statement, the company said,
'Toyota does not have a sales or distribution channel in Afghanistan, and we do not export vehicles to that country."
Somewhat less laconic was Wade Hoyt, Toyota's spokesman in New York, who put the best corporate spin on the situation this week.
"It is not our proudest product placement," he said. "But it shows that the Taliban are looking for the same qualities as any truck buyer: durability and reliability."
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this
My dad used to work with Ted Bundy at the University of Utah and every Friday my dad would say, "See ya Monday-Bundy" and I can't imagine how much Ted actually thought about murdering him for
it.
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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lobbying the Pope to accept the idea that I can do a hadouken in real life
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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is because the rest of the world is furious that Joe Biden tried to cancel student loan debt
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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“It’s gonna be a fuckin haircut”
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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Ethereal Housewives Of Savannah Georgia
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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 19/08/2024
I’m sorry but time has proven this to be true
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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every piece of IronHawk Tupperware Storage for men is guaranteed microwave safe* *check with the manufacturer to verify if your microwave is IronHawk safe
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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
People love to make jokes about the quality of NBA players back in the 50's and 60's but if any modern NBA player had to wear Chuck Taylors in a game they would die instantly
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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mf said “those scenario” lmao
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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What hell hath my milkshake wrought?
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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Surely they would sleep during the day in those scenario?
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
[yelling over club music] I said grief is a rain that falls on everything
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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dying imagining Thomas Edison listening to the radio as a song comes on and immediately he’s like “Fuuuuuuck”
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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!
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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Better Than Ezra
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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I was skeptical too but it really works
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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
If you put a rusty penny in a glass of Mountain Dew overnight in the morning Abraham Lincoln will be riding a snowboard.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
calling in sick to the kickflip factory and confusing everyone as to whether i'm coming in or not
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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He Was a Sk8r Boi 1985-2026
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
other things found in an old photo folder: this remarkable headline about the time the Mets went all-out for one special fan
newspaper headline: "Mets Blow a Save and Fan 18 Times in Opening Loss"
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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
More like “Silly” Norwood 😏
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ceej @ceej.online · 19/09/2026
got a new phone and had to wait like four hours to get back on bluesky. did you guys know there’s grass outside
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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
TI-69
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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
exactly like that
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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They should make a movie about AI being bad
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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Everyone, including our elected officials, is too online and it is warping their brains. The problem is that if you yourself are not also too online, you cant know just how weird and horrible the people in power actually are. But every day you risk falling into too online madness yourself.
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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This kind of hyperbole is not helpful
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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Too many of you are worried about “Resident Evil” when you should be worried about PRESIDENT Evil. Like and RT if you agree. #ResidentEvil Only in theaters September 18
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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Pigeons love free things
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Are you ready for some football? That’s none of my business.
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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I should point out that there is very little actual chicken in these
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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
chanting this with a steadily increasing volume and intensity
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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I regret to inform you that these are kind of delicious.
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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“Gas prices! AI! Facism!” I’m sorry but we have bigger problems
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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 21/05/2024
I think more companies should say “pizza pizza” at the end of their commercials
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