Reposted by ElleMatthew Garrett @mjg59.eicar-test-file.zip · 12/10/2026"They doxxed the Prodigy crab" is something that will forever live in my brain 81401440 1.4K
Reposted by ElleFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026BARTENDER: another round JIMMY OLSEN: no we’re done thanks BARTENDER: *removes glasses from bar* LOIS LANE: omg it’s superbar 141044167 1K
Reposted by ElleRie Sonomura, NeoY2K Hacker Vtuber @riesonomura.bsky.social · 03/10/2026same with the AI flag in the video itself, ESPECIALLY for music 51125543919 12.6K
Reposted by Ellemindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Could've sworn I just saw my dog scuttle across the ceiling like some kind of lizard. But then I remembered my dog's at a conference in Belarus this week. So I don't know what that thing was 726965 269
Reposted by ElleStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 07/09/2026 81302413 1.3K
Elle @notelle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Anyone else having to block lots of bots following them lately? 🤔 100 1
Elle @notelle.bsky.social · 18/08/202614 degrees and raining. Glorious. Absolutely sick of summer at this point. 020 2
Reposted by Elle🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026We've been in the ripping-the-copper-wiring-out-of-the-walls era of society for awhile now. There's no attempts to make anything better. There's no attempts to make anything people want. It's just syphoning gas out of cars and burying people in gambling debt from rigged betting markets. 111747594 1.7K
Reposted by ElleAlan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 25/07/2026You can kill a French vampire with a baguette. It's a painstaking process but it works. 21179472152 7.9K
Reposted by ElleBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 24/07/2026You ever think about how all this is happening after Orban lost in Hungary 264961904 5K
Elle @notelle.bsky.social · 22/07/2026barely been in for a couple of days and already U-turning on every remotely good policy 🙃 090 9
Reposted by ElleHappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 01/07/2026I didn't know you could buy cycling shorts for birds 410815 108
Reposted by ElleProf Ian Hall @ianhall.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Rare red warning. Risk to life. Stay out of the sun. Avoid unnecessary exposure. Picture editor: "Counterpoint: Run the fun-on-the-beach shots?" We won't improve heat coverage until we stop illustrating public health emergencies with beach photos. www.independent.co.uk/weather/heat...independent.co.ukUK heatwave live: Rare red weather warning issued as Britain braces for 40C heatBritons have been warned to stay out of the sun and to avoid exercising between 11am and 3pm 441877634 1.9K
Elle @notelle.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Hate seeing people leave dogs tied up outside shops in this weather. It's 26 degrees and I just saw a dog tied to a bike rack with no shade nearby. Luckily gone when I came back less than 10 minutes later but still can't be pleasant for the dog. 010 1
Reposted by Ellealyson “october” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 10/06/2026We have to end the BBC. We have to end the Times. We have to end the Telegraph, the Mail, the Guardian. Journalism in the UK is racist, transphobic, anti-immigrant, anti-traveller, ableist, and overall staggeringly irresponsible. It must be stopped. 312323 123
Elle @notelle.bsky.social · 04/06/2026The British press disgusts me on a daily basis but they really are outdoing themselves this week. I hate them so much. 000 0
Reposted by ElleGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 13/11/2024when the butt thief is in town 343607807 3.6K
Reposted by ElleSteve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Well, it happened again. I got put on the jumbotron at the grocery store and everyone booed my groceries 202851525 2.9K
Reposted by ElleLeona Scream @editor.scot · 03/06/2026CYCLE OF HATE and then the pic is this 2353021466 5.3K
Reposted by ElleGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Happy World Goth Day to that one Beaker in particular 340578 405
Elle @notelle.bsky.social · 17/05/2026I'm nearly 36 and just as I entered adulthood we had a global financial crash that was followed by 16 years of brutal austerity that ensured my country never recovered. I can see why some people might decide they can't afford to have kids, or might not want to bring kids into this shithole tbh. 140 4
Elle @notelle.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Amazing we're still doing "vote Labour to keep Reform out" when it's clear Labour doesn't have any safe seats anymore and they're consistently 3rd-5th in every poll. Centrist melts have learned nothing. 010 1
Reposted by ElleRose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Yknow what with the Burnham by election it actually would be greens splitting the vote letting Reform win and im totally cool with that. Thats what you get for trying to game democracy and expect support. Never vote Labour again if you care about, well, anyone 1021622 216
Reposted by ElleGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 15/05/2026There is really only one person who should be the new James Bond 2718 71
Reposted by Elleawfullygourgeisty 🎃 @awfullywaffly.bsky.social · 05/05/2026last week i found out no-one thinks about this as often as I do 117313 73
Reposted by ElleFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 24/04/2026WAITER: would you care for dessert JEFF: i’ll have the jello GEOFF: i’ll have the geollo JEFF: jesus christ not this again GEOFF: geosus christ 343040647 3K
Reposted by ElleTamar but spooky @heartinamber.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Still remarkable to me that half the world is doing 'unrestricted social media usage is bad for kids' and 'we need to put chatbots that tell you to kill your family in every classroom and every toy' at the same time 313758 137
Reposted by ElleDavid KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Just on the train going past two horses that have fallen out. 2131929 319
Reposted by ElleMobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 08/04/2026This damn post has absolutely ruined my brain every time I hear someone mention "for the time being." Major kudos to the poster, if I ever meet you in person I will congratulate you and then punch you in the face. 4644171251 4.4K
Reposted by Ellecaffeine anxiety ego death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 06/04/2026I don't think I could make a joke better than this 114138665240 13.9K
Reposted by ElleMary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 02/04/2026When you elect conservatives, they will spend SO MUCH of their time in office indulging in their own weird sexual obsessions. You're electing bathroom monitors, book banners, genital police. Their obsession with sexual activity, usually involving children, is both creepy and endless. 211345 113
Reposted by ElleGedds 🏳️🌈🏴🇵🇸 @gedds.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Hope whatever is happening with the moon doesn't overshadow the fact I just saw two ducks leaving a gay bar 712134 121
Reposted by Elleregular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 30/03/2026what people sound like when they say i asked claude 2458191273 5.8K
Reposted by ElleEddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social · 26/03/2026There needs to be legislation to stop employers from classing their staff as self-employed contractors when they clearly aren't. They're getting away with some outrageous bullshit. 822467 224
Reposted by Elledepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Thread of non-English Wikipedia articles about slang/idioms!!! Here's “Ketchupeffekt” from Swedish Wikipedia. They're all autotranslated to English in my browser 202944539 2.9K
Reposted by Elleleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/03/2026this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to put on a tactical vest and go to the newark airport at 6 am on monday. your order is to wander around like a confused oaf. when a mom drops her sandwich at jersey mike's and scares you, pull out your gun and start shooting. good luck soldier 3786791970 8.7K
Reposted by Elleflyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Not only that, but this war will have utterly discredited every notable Iranian public figure who ever pushed for moderation and concessions, on the grounds that the US and Israel were reasonable and could be appeased. All of those people are now fucked and excluded, I would assume for decades. 712137 121
Elle @notelle.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Calling these things dogs is an affront to dogs, who are good and pure. Also they don't even look like dogs. 000 0
Reposted by ElleRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Had an uncle like this at my wedding 752034512 2K
![brandAn is good @LeBearGirdle
[Dentist waiting room]
Me: [chanting] teeth, teeth-
Other patients: teeth, TEETH
Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] TEETH, TEETH, TEETH!
9:30 PM · Aug 17, 2017](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tu42zaacfhqgyna44zwtuoyx/bafkreideecjhwf3hlw27xsm2fkitjxpfecihzicol35gcwswhwl2qwlrxy)
![Troutman @robotrowboat
Boss: Let's put this matter aside for the time being
Me: [looking around nervously] Can only you see the time being?
Boss: Huh?
Me: Is it standing near me?
Boss: Who?
Me: [on verge of panic attack] The time being
6:33 PM 06 Jan 18](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:22ximgct4dxbmv4hlekxmnmp/bafkreibg5lluv34fvynddjm35iot4gqjhcbofekfisviiqw532qpm4eu6q)
![@wfl0wrz on twitter: "i think my cat might be hungry"
[A fluffy grey cat sitting on a kitchen counter. The camera angle makes the cat appear human-sized relative to the background cabinets.]
leoblud (@iamleoblud) quote-tweets: "I thought he was like 6 feet tall for a second oh my god"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreic7gqq57bfwbo4ysygthx5wzdka5jclk6tz6qernyv2ckuub2yrj4)
