Elle @notelle.bsky.social · 16/10/2026is this like the time they had a flying Vauxhall Astra on Top Gear 010 1
Elle @notelle.bsky.social · 15/10/2026best of luck to the BBC goon who turns up at my house asking why I don't have a direct debit set up with them 2210 21
Elle @notelle.bsky.social · 15/10/2026now that I'm in my mid 30s sometimes I lose shoulder mobility because I moved it wrong opening a cupboard or something 110 1
Reposted by ElleMatthew Garrett @mjg59.eicar-test-file.zip · 12/10/2026"They doxxed the Prodigy crab" is something that will forever live in my brain 81401440 1.4K
Elle @notelle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026if you can think of a better way to serve a giant portion of beans I'd like to hear it 110 1
Reposted by ElleFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026BARTENDER: another round JIMMY OLSEN: no we’re done thanks BARTENDER: *removes glasses from bar* LOIS LANE: omg it’s superbar 141044167 1K
Reposted by ElleRie Sonomura, NeoY2K Hacker Vtuber @riesonomura.bsky.social · 03/10/2026same with the AI flag in the video itself, ESPECIALLY for music 51125533919 12.6K
Elle @notelle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026looking forward to 2028 where we'll get HOPE: PART 3 and all the centre left commentators go wild for it again 120 2
Reposted by Ellemindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Could've sworn I just saw my dog scuttle across the ceiling like some kind of lizard. But then I remembered my dog's at a conference in Belarus this week. So I don't know what that thing was 726965 269
Reposted by ElleStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 07/09/2026 81302413 1.3K
Elle @notelle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Anyone else having to block lots of bots following them lately? 🤔 100 1
Elle @notelle.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I've come to realise recently that my enemies are correct about everything. You might think this would be cause for some self reflection but no, it only makes me hate them more. I am very smart. 091 9
Elle @notelle.bsky.social · 18/08/202614 degrees and raining. Glorious. Absolutely sick of summer at this point. 020 2
Elle @notelle.bsky.social · 18/08/2026My Thursdays are actually great for that. They have a lot of styles but they're an American brand founded in 2017 or something so used ones might be hard to find 010 1
Elle @notelle.bsky.social · 18/08/2026(none of these are heels mind, if that's what you're after I have no recommendations unfortunately) 010 1
Elle @notelle.bsky.social · 18/08/2026depends what sort of style you're after! Solovair make good DM-style boots but better quality than DM, for a military style boot Altbergs are good and used ones can be had cheap. Traditional leather lined boots I have a few Thursdays and a pair of Jim Greens I may have slightly too many boots 😅 211 2
Elle @notelle.bsky.social · 17/08/2026the "One Life, Live It" sticker adds 70mph so they're actually okay 000 0
Elle @notelle.bsky.social · 17/08/2026saw it in the shop the other week and was like "I'll need to try that next time" and I've never seen it since 😂 010 1
Elle @notelle.bsky.social · 10/08/2026and even if they have the skills, if you're about to cross the road or pull out of a junction near cars stopped at a traffic light say, you're not expecting some bland looking SUV to be doing 45mph towards you 2 seconds from when you look 020 2
Elle @notelle.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I think that's it yeah: a lot of people flying about on the road these days are people with no interest in cars who 10-20 years ago would have been in 100bhp estates or people carriers, now they're in potentially 500+ bhp electric cars they don't have the skill to drive 220 2
Elle @notelle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026dentistry in this country absolutely sucks, I'm in a similar boat (chipped front tooth at 17, had it repaired and recently broke it at 36 and need to somehow get it fixed again) 130 3
Elle @notelle.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I hate the auto dubbing so much, just let me watch the video in its original language with subtitles 010 1
Elle @notelle.bsky.social · 29/07/2026our service desk are on about £27k which is wild for the amount of crap they have to deal with 010 1
Reposted by Elle🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026We've been in the ripping-the-copper-wiring-out-of-the-walls era of society for awhile now. There's no attempts to make anything better. There's no attempts to make anything people want. It's just syphoning gas out of cars and burying people in gambling debt from rigged betting markets. 111747594 1.7K
Reposted by ElleAlan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 25/07/2026You can kill a French vampire with a baguette. It's a painstaking process but it works. 21179472152 7.9K
Reposted by ElleBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 24/07/2026You ever think about how all this is happening after Orban lost in Hungary 264961904 5K
Elle @notelle.bsky.social · 22/07/2026barely been in for a couple of days and already U-turning on every remotely good policy 🙃 090 9
Elle @notelle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026very relatable, I too am aged 35-40 and would lose to Spain at football 010 1
Elle @notelle.bsky.social · 18/07/2026"first they came for the journalists" yes great idea that's the first thing I'd do if I was in charge 020 2
Elle @notelle.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I also semi-regularly think of a tweet I saw years ago that said what if in Children of Men the rest of the world was actually fine and Britain just chose to be that way 180 8
Elle @notelle.bsky.social · 06/07/2026trying to figure out what is supposedly AAVE in that post, is it "mad keen" or "you do you"? 🤔 320 3
Elle @notelle.bsky.social · 05/07/2026clearly anything with "world" in the title they have down 010 1
Elle @notelle.bsky.social · 05/07/2026surely you're not suggesting the United States winning a World Cup would be in some way surprising or suspicious? 100 1
Reposted by ElleHappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 01/07/2026I didn't know you could buy cycling shorts for birds 410815 108
Elle @notelle.bsky.social · 26/06/2026ugh it wasn't one of those air coolers that's basically just a humidifier was it 😩 010 1
![@wfl0wrz on twitter: "i think my cat might be hungry"
[A fluffy grey cat sitting on a kitchen counter. The camera angle makes the cat appear human-sized relative to the background cabinets.]
leoblud (@iamleoblud) quote-tweets: "I thought he was like 6 feet tall for a second oh my god"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreic7gqq57bfwbo4ysygthx5wzdka5jclk6tz6qernyv2ckuub2yrj4)
