Reposted by katEmma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 06/11/2025(explaining an american car to a european) yeah so imagine if you were sitting in the back seat while driving, 18976269 0
Reposted by katKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Right in the middle of a White House event promoting their bizarre vision of "health," one of them passed out and required medical attention. The writers are getting lazier and lazier. 601236192 0
Reposted by katSara “Blade” Reine @smreine.bsky.social · 06/11/2025i don't know this man and i wish him well, but it's very pointed for someone to have a medical emergency with a chyron like that from this administration like i wouldn't write something this on-the-nose 161 0
Reposted by katWEATHER IS HAPPENING @weatherishappening.com · 15/10/2025CURRENT SKY SITCH OVER BOSTON 091 0
Reposted by katdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 15/10/2025the good news is that chaos is where new ideas are born, new paradigms are constructed, and the building of our future begins. the bad news is the chaos 017427 0
Reposted by katdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 16/10/2025ancient people had many of the same problems that we did, such as showing up for the first day at work in a biotech lab to find that your coworker is a snake with arms and legs 022234 0
Reposted by katdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 22/07/2025never tell me to "cool down." you may not talk to me in this way and i do not accept commands regarding what emotions i'm allowed to feel and when i'm allowed to feel them. i mainly have this problem with my exercise bike, but now that i'm thinking about it, this goes for everyone else too 727217 0
Reposted by katSecond Ave. Sagas @2avesag.as · 22/07/2025You want less traffic in your city? Nope. You want to stay safe from a rocket launch that seems to explode more often than not? Too bad. bsky.app/profile/them... 181 0
Reposted by katdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 19/07/2025no one wants or needs to see "AI" content which you used "the AI" to create in an attempt to shame the "AI." chuckle contentedly at it at your desk by yourself and do not take a screenshot 017013 0
Reposted by katJustin Fox @byjustinfox.bsky.social · 21/07/2025The subway risk chart you've been waiting for (Sawyer County, Wisconsin, is where Sean Duffy is from). Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti... 8236871203 0
Reposted by katwolf pupy @wolfpupy.bsky.social · 18/07/2025a lot of people are angry at me for calling magpies "the tuxedo cats of birds" when penguins exist, but penguins are not birds, they are ice mammals. 0748 0
Reposted by katAriel Edwards-Levy @aedwardslevy.bsky.social · 18/07/2025[hearing the tea kettle immediately start screeching once I walk into another room] there should be an aphorism about this 7405 0
Reposted by katdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 16/07/2025the AI sex bots cannot be anything other than a way for the panopticon to vacuum up all of your private sex thoughts to add to the database of your browsing activity, search history, likes, retweets, "encrypted" DMs, shopping habits, phone contacts, GPT conversations, geolocations, etc 49010 0
Reposted by katSteen Comer @mediapathic.bsky.social · 16/07/2025I begin to wonder what other body parts you left in San Francisco, Frank, and I further begin to wonder if any of them were really yours. 363 0
Reposted by katDoctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social · 16/07/2025getting on a curiously empty subway car: -20 NYer points 271 0
kat @notapattern.net · 16/07/2025i was gonna say, are you new here? that empty car is *always* empty for a reason 😬 000 0
Reposted by katXaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 16/07/2025You have to appreciate the commitment to this extremely specific bit. 061 0
kat @notapattern.net · 15/07/2025i’m on team “cute laugh lines”. absolutely no desire to look 20 years old forever, that would be weird! 010 0
Reposted by katdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 15/07/2025mist from an afternoon storm hanging over the fields at sunset. people used to ask me "you think everything's a joke?" and i did and still do. its funny that we only see nice stuff for a moment in between doing two other things. its funny to take a crap. it's all funny. i hope im a tree next time 120723 0
Reposted by katMark D. Levine @marklevinenyc.bsky.social · 15/07/2025There is currently an NWS flash flood warning in effect for all five boroughs of NYC. But no City agency has posted it on this platform. Please help spread the word. “If you live in a basement apartment or low-lying area, be ready to move to higher ground.” 11765544832 0
Reposted by katSecond Ave. Sagas @2avesag.as · 15/07/2025Using an umbrella in the subway is a vibe. 4456 0
Reposted by katGremliny Nussboo @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 15/07/2025I’m going to groundbreak somebody’s ass when my inquiry into who is responsible for this terrible era is completed 31153 0
Reposted by katSecond Ave. Sagas @2avesag.as · 14/07/2025Zeroing out transit spending is just idiotic culture war nonsense rather than sound policy. Owning the libs and making the country worse off for no real reason. 27815 0
Reposted by katDinosaur Comics! @qwantz.com · 14/07/2025a crime happened ON them? TO them? ABOUT them? how specifically do crimes happen on or about parents www.qwantz.com/index.php?co... 1129059 0
Reposted by katXaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 12/07/2025We need a randomized Olympics. Every Olympian should be randomly assigned to an extra event, different from the one they qualified for. I want to see someone from the hammer throw competing in the high jump. Some rhythmic gymnast has to compete in archery. If they win they get a PLATINUM medal. 41289 0
kat @notapattern.net · 12/07/2025i agree! Camelot was my first time seeing him and he’s my canonical Lancelot now. what a dreamboat 000 0
kat @notapattern.net · 11/07/2025saw it for the second time this week and while i still feel incredibly mixed about the production as a whole, i’m writing Jordan Donica’s name in my notebook and drawing little hearts around it 😍 100 0
Reposted by kataka.farm @akafarm.bsky.social · 11/07/2025Losing my shit seeing "Salesforce" the software in this list like the world's beigest jumpscare 2293 0
Reposted by katDinosaur Comics! @qwantz.com · 09/07/2025SCIENCE CORNER: technically rocks can't yearn for anything, up to and including the gentle touch of meat www.qwantz.com/index.php?co... 615428 0
kat @notapattern.net · 10/07/2025i recognize that this is an incredibly short person thing to say but i simply cannot IMAGINE caring how tall someone is. i like when someone is shorter because i don’t have to stand on my tiptoes to kiss them. that is all 020 0
Reposted by kathookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Only connect. This is the power of the platforms we can use. Only connect – because it's the thing needed, the thing so many ranged us against us really don't want you to do. Find your running tribe. 311511 0
Reposted by katdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 09/07/2025for everything wrong that happens on this planet we still get to see stuff like this 528020 0
Reposted by katGunnerkrigg @gunnerkrigg.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Hey! Barnes and Noble is holding a 25% off preorder sale today and tomorrow, and that includes Gunnerkrigg Court Volume 3 (hardcover and softcover)! www.barnesandnoble.com/w/gunnerkrig... using code PREORDER25 #BNPreorderbarnesandnoble.comGunnerkrigg Court Volume 3|PaperbackTom Siddell’s acclaimed, long-running webcomic continues in print!This paperback volume features new cover art by Siddell, updated interior art, and includes chapters 42-59 of the beloved sci-fi... 03510 0
kat @notapattern.net · 07/07/2025this was in fact my actual strategy back in the okcupid days. don’t try to be as normal as possible - get all the weird shit on the table first and you will find your people. 030 0
Reposted by katXaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 07/07/2025The first time this works is the only time it’ll ever need to. 161 0
kat @notapattern.net · 07/07/2025i think it’s just that humans like anthropomorphizing things. it’s like one of our core competencies. the Turing test is actually very easy to pass because we want so badly to believe that anything we can have a conversation with is People 120 0
Reposted by katXaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 07/07/2025In the early twenteens I was working on the back end of a phone company’s female coded heavily scripted chat interface and I showed them how it could be more dynamic if we just copied ELIZA and it blew their god damn minds. Chat interfaces are some kind of dipshit influencing magic spell. 252 0
Reposted by katSteen Comer @mediapathic.bsky.social · 07/07/2025I like the idea of using this method to draw something V e r y S l o w l y. 141 0
kat @notapattern.net · 07/07/2025i liked this video (notable because i watch maybe five social media videos per year). i liked the part where he went from picking up lettuce to picking up smol turtles. then lettuce. then turtles. can my next job be arranging lettuce and turtles 110 0