Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social · 16/06/2026spirit animal national team for anyone who has been called "smart but lazy" 010
Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I have consumed at least an entire bottle of Jameson and of Bushmills, and what I can tell you definitively is 010
Reposted by Doctor* BlumanMike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 11/06/2026he's gonna rip a hole in the space-time continuum on this game winner 123816
Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social · 11/06/2026@lindseyadler.bsky.social I realize this is an insane thing to say as I (and maybe you?) kill some time before Game 4 but I just read your piece on Amy Foster and holy shit it is beautiful ps go knicks 100
Reposted by Doctor* BlumanMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 09/06/2026my mayor muslim my bagel jewish pope leo hive knicks in five 301727180
Reposted by Doctor* BlumanEmily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 09/06/2026My mayor is Muslim My bagel is Jewish Christ is alive! KNICKS IN FIVE 1039434
Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social · 09/06/2026static.klipy.comJack Nicholson's Evil Smile Head NodALT: Jack Nicholson's Evil Smile Head Nod 000
Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social · 04/06/2026#knicksmedia.tenor.coma man wearing a shirt that says bing bongALT: a man wearing a shirt that says bing bong 010
Reposted by Doctor* BlumanSolomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 31/05/2026Listening to this… www.nytimes.com/2026/05/29/o...nytimes.comOpinion | America Has a Masculinity Crisis 25613147
Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social · 29/05/2026When u finna renounce the entire Jedi Order and find some porgs to chill with 000
Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social · 29/03/2026@minakimes.bsky.social relevant to your interests 000
Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social · 18/03/2026If it’s tied at the end of 9 we go to penalties, right? #wbc 020
Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social · 02/02/2026"You consume our pain all the time but you don't understand it" phew 0181
Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social · 03/01/2026A trial jury soon will have the chance to do the funniest* possible thing 010
Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Surely at some point somebody has called him Dirk Dingler, right? 020
Reposted by Doctor* BlumanEd @ed3d.net · 12/09/2025The thing that is hard to communicate is that that specific flavor of “brainrotted 4chan slug with incoherent beliefs” is also downstream of the right wing politics factories dumping glowing nuclear sludge into the river there’s a reason nihilism has risen and it wears Rush Limbaugh’s face 52625545
Reposted by Doctor* Blumankottke.org @kottke.org · 05/08/2025The Panama Playlists is a collection of the Spotify accounts of celebrities, politicians, and journalists (JD Vance, Pam Bondi, Marc Andreessen, etc). “The Panama Papers revealed hidden bank accounts. This reveals hidden tastes.” [panamaplaylists.com] 094
Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social · 01/08/2025media.tenor.coma close up of a man 's face with the word andor on the bottom rightALT: a close up of a man 's face with the word andor on the bottom right 010
Reposted by Doctor* BlumanHelena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 27/06/2025“you come up with a mean nickname to call this guy on TV?” “sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked” 205122322018
Reposted by Doctor* BlumanBree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 26/06/2025honestly this is a masterwork of a statement. like the *degree* to which it throws Cuomo under the bus by implying that they were all just paying protection money because YOU KNOW HOW THAT GUY IS RIGHT? DON'T WE ALL HATE HIM OVER HERE ON THE WINNING SIDE I WAS TOTALLY ALWAYS ON? 201737220
Reposted by Doctor* Blumanlindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 25/06/2025spencer is one of my most cherished friends but damn i'm tired of posting praise about him being correct 1464
Reposted by Doctor* BlumanJacob Bacharach @jacobbacharach.bsky.social · 25/06/2025I wrote a sonnet about Jonathan Chait's hypothetical vote. 921522
Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Tell him, he knows everything he needs to know and feels everything he needs to feel. And when the day comes, and those two pull together, he will be an unstoppable force for good. 001
Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social · 24/06/2025I like to think this is @pablo.show's way of doing penance for the, uh, unnatural curvature last week's show added to my Youtube algorithm. The arc of the PFTO universe is long, but it ben---you know what, nevermind. 000
Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social · 23/06/2025"They have no shame, do they? They don't even bother to lie badly anymore. I suppose that's the final humiliation." 000
Reposted by Doctor* BlumanMichael "Fallen Coffee Pot of Shadows" Senters the Sigillite:ABD @mikesenters.bsky.social · 22/06/2025 173501767
Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social · 22/06/2025The imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. 020
Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social · 10/06/2025the cavatelli from frankie's slowwwwwwwly rotating in the background like a culinary yule log 010
Reposted by Doctor* BlumanWe Need To Talk About Kevin @kdreyfuss88.bsky.social · 08/06/2025youtu.be/-asb8zTiuZ4?...youtu.beAndor | Karis Nemik’s Manifesto | Disney+YouTube video by Star Wars 04217
