Reposted by kat
(explaining an american car to a european) yeah so imagine if you were sitting in the back seat while driving,
kat
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semi-feral after a few months on mastodon, not sure i'm ready to be rehabilitated into another billionaire's habitat. i was wirehead2501 on the bird site 🐘: weatherishappening.network/@kat (🪞: @tak.notapattern.net)
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