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Emperor Norton

@nortontheeternal.bsky.social
938 followers 507 following 498 posts

a bit of a gigglepuss All posts guaranteed to be 100% dogshit Your favorite emperor transed their gender and there's not a damn thing you can do about it she/her

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Emperor Norton @nortontheeternal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Y'all ever think about Eddie Guerrero and cry?
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Mothman is a wine hang @thatdollsally.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
“I’m still young and fun” I say to myself as I send my wife a text that starts with “Exciting birdseed development!”
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Mothman is a wine hang @thatdollsally.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Mamdani went to the Knicks game. Danhausen went to the Knicks game. I need a Mamdanhausen photo.
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Emperor Norton @nortontheeternal.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Why the fuck are all these cool people following me? I am An Idiot
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
only 90s kids will understand this image
twin towers
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Lunch sketch.
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Mothman is a wine hang @thatdollsally.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Me: Sorry, I was about to start singing at you @nortontheeternal.bsky.social: You should sing more Me: *starts singing the hunger strike lyrics from “The Report” in Suffs The Musical*
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Lunch sketch.
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Lunch sketch.
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Lunch sketch.
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Valraven, Trans Gengar @val-apocalypse.satan.social · 25/02/2026
I'm begging y'all. Alms for the disabled, unemployed and "sexy, but not in a profitable-on-onlyfans kind of way"?
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Lunch sketch.
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Lunch sketch.
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Emperor Norton @nortontheeternal.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Folks, I've made a terrifying discovery. Did y'all know that wrestling...is good!?
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Mothman is a wine hang @thatdollsally.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Every episode of this podcast is brilliant, but this one is truly mandatory listening.
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Cops & Klan
Podcast Episode · Weird Little Guys · 01/15/2026 · 58m
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GoOoOoOoOose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
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Martin S Dixon is trying his best. @bunnysuicida.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
And then I made this crime against nature. 🤼
A horrific amalgam of Stone Cold Steve Austin and SpongeBob Squarepants hits the corner and does the double bird.
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Wednesday Night Fake Fights @wnffpod.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Winter is Coming is one of AEW's biggest Dynamite shows and the 2025 edition may have been the best one yet. Tune in to this week's WNFF to hear us discuss newly crowned champions, banger C2 matches, enemies to lovers, and one of if not the most memorable spots of the year! (cont.) 🐕
Album art for this week's podcast episode. The title "Wednesday Night Fake Bites" is emblazened along the top, above a screen with the aforementioned most memorable spot (tune in to hear us talk about it!) Below sit Gef the Toking Mongoose, Erika, and Ella at the WNFF branded desk up on the abandoned theater stage.
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Lunch sketch.
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Mothman is a wine hang @thatdollsally.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I’m knitting ornaments for gifts this year. I used the “Little Star Ornaments easy to knit” pattern by dunaksa on Ravelry. Each one takes me about 3 hours and is a strain on my wrist, so I’m only doing one per day. #showmeyourknits
Four hand-knitted start ornaments in varying colors. They look a little wonky since they aren’t overstuffed, but they can be pinched and shoved back into shape.
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Lunch sketch.
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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
What about my sincere religious belief that people who try to use their sincere religious beliefs to oppress people should be put into The Pit Where We Forget You Exist?
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ol gooner ed @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I want to insult shitlibs on here. The real dead ender fucks who still revere Hillary Clinton. Come out, come out wherever you are, braindead lib!!!!
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Lunch sketch.
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Negative Zero @valterra.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
going to be out in the cold at the end of the week, can you help me raise some money so i can at least get a hotel for a few days? anything would help, anything I need somewhere to be and I have been able to raise nothing in weeks ¢ashapp = $ValterraBella ¥enmo = @VeeBeeExx
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Jimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Had a stupid idea based on today’s discourse, here is Gyozer the Gyozerian, from the 1984 blockbuster hit Gyozabusters
Gozer the gozerian wearing a necklace of gyoza and a very large gyoza as a hat. As Winston says to Ray, if someone asks you if you are a gyodz, you say yes
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 25/11/2025
Look, I just think it's important to watch the video for Electric Six's "Danger! High Voltage" every once in a while to rebalance one's humors, okay? I'm just trying to help
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Electric Six - Danger! High Voltage HD
YouTube video by Beggars Banquet Records
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Lunch sketch.
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Lunch sketch.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Have a favor to ask: if you have a few bucks today and can help cover this little one’s vet bills I know my son would very much appreciate it! His name is Scampi(the kitten, not my son) and he’s tiny and fightin for his life. Thank you in advance! gofund.me/c256d99a5
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"Horrifying Monster" Ella Tailor 🎃🎃🐶🎃 $380/$700 @garaktailor.com · 13/11/2025
Its trans awareness week. Please show you are aware of me here.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 13/11/2025
Friend of mine is facing Stage 4 cancer and needs help affording treatment. Please consider donating if you can to help him get treatment or consider sharing if you cant. Thank you! gofund.me/0bcf7a91c
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Donate to Sustain Life-Saving Cancer Treatment for Ben, organized by Nicole Larrett
Late October after having visited my doctor for bloodwork, I was… Nicole Larrett needs your support for Donate to Sustain Life-Saving Cancer Treatment for Ben
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
My fellow Worcesterites, Holy Cross University has allowed an ICE agent, Ryan Vasquez, to attend their upcoming career day in a recruiting capacity. Tell their president what you think of this. Holy Cross President: Vincent Rougeau rougeauv@holycross.edu hcpresident@holycross.edu 508 793 2525
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
you’re pretty cool but you know what would make you even cooler? using alt text
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
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Eric Shmeric @ericdienstfrey.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
The words "FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE" placed over David Lynch's face (a still from TWIN PEAKS THE RETURN).
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Emperor Norton @nortontheeternal.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I swear, it's always the dumbest comments of mine that earn the followback. The lesson I choose to learn from this is to Keep Getting Dumber
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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
btw, if you like any of the wallpaper sets... get them! They are literally free (or set your own price)
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Lunch sketch.
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Lunch sketch.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 05/11/2025
// My friend @craveninouterspace.bsky.social created this gorgeous synthwave cover version of a classic song. Give it a listen! youtu.be/YWexMxJPuoI
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Neon Moon - Brooks & Dunn (Synthwave Cover)
YouTube video by Craven In Outer Space
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Mothman is a wine hang @thatdollsally.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Yesterday @nortontheeternal.bsky.social and I were watching the satire American Dreamz and arguing over if Dick Cheney was still alive. We may have been doing that at the exact moment that fucking war criminal left this mortal coil and I think that’s beautiful.
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
it's november and that means clammy the can of clam chowder expired TWENTY years ago this month! five more years until i pop him open and see what's inside! please repost so's i can get internet famous and quit my job
a can of campbell's chunky new england clam chowder (new! easy pop top!)the bottom of the can showing a november 2005 best-before date"Happy birthday Clammy" twitter reply to me from jay baruchel back in 2022
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Mothman is a wine hang @thatdollsally.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Trunk-or-Treat events have fueled distrust of our neighbors and led to the degradation of community in fundamental ways. In this essay I will…
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Lunch sketch pt2
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Lunch sketch.
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"Horrifying Monster" Ella Tailor 🎃🎃🐶🎃 $380/$700 @garaktailor.com · 28/10/2025
Hey #Wrestlesky. It's-a me. Shits rough and i need a car real bad like to make work happen this winter. So I am doing the thing yeah. *does the lil macho man wandering finger* Every $100 donated gets you entered in a raffle for naming rights of the eventual car. Please share widely! 🤼‍♀️
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Donate to Get Ella a Vehicle to save and make money for Life, organized by Ella Tailor
Hello, It's me your friendly Niche Microblogging Site's own Shitpos… Ella Tailor needs your support for Get Ella a Vehicle to save and make money for Life
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