Emperor Norton @nortontheeternal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Y'all ever think about Eddie Guerrero and cry? 010
Reposted by Emperor NortonMothman is a wine hang @thatdollsally.bsky.social · 24/07/2026“I’m still young and fun” I say to myself as I send my wife a text that starts with “Exciting birdseed development!” 012
Reposted by Emperor NortonMothman is a wine hang @thatdollsally.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Mamdani went to the Knicks game. Danhausen went to the Knicks game. I need a Mamdanhausen photo. 011
Emperor Norton @nortontheeternal.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Why the fuck are all these cool people following me? I am An Idiot 470
Reposted by Emperor NortonLord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 26/03/2026only 90s kids will understand this image 11967
Reposted by Emperor NortonMothman is a wine hang @thatdollsally.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Me: Sorry, I was about to start singing at you @nortontheeternal.bsky.social: You should sing more Me: *starts singing the hunger strike lyrics from “The Report” in Suffs The Musical* 011
Reposted by Emperor NortonValraven, Trans Gengar @val-apocalypse.satan.social · 25/02/2026I'm begging y'all. Alms for the disabled, unemployed and "sexy, but not in a profitable-on-onlyfans kind of way"? 012
Emperor Norton @nortontheeternal.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Folks, I've made a terrifying discovery. Did y'all know that wrestling...is good!? 120
Reposted by Emperor NortonMothman is a wine hang @thatdollsally.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Every episode of this podcast is brilliant, but this one is truly mandatory listening.podcasts.apple.comCops & KlanPodcast Episode · Weird Little Guys · 01/15/2026 · 58m 011
Reposted by Emperor NortonMartin S Dixon is trying his best. @bunnysuicida.bsky.social · 18/12/2025And then I made this crime against nature. 🤼 313254
Reposted by Emperor NortonWednesday Night Fake Fights @wnffpod.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Winter is Coming is one of AEW's biggest Dynamite shows and the 2025 edition may have been the best one yet. Tune in to this week's WNFF to hear us discuss newly crowned champions, banger C2 matches, enemies to lovers, and one of if not the most memorable spots of the year! (cont.) 🐕 1198
Reposted by Emperor NortonMothman is a wine hang @thatdollsally.bsky.social · 08/12/2025I’m knitting ornaments for gifts this year. I used the “Little Star Ornaments easy to knit” pattern by dunaksa on Ravelry. Each one takes me about 3 hours and is a strain on my wrist, so I’m only doing one per day. #showmeyourknits 1311
Reposted by Emperor NortonMonkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 01/12/2025What about my sincere religious belief that people who try to use their sincere religious beliefs to oppress people should be put into The Pit Where We Forget You Exist? 051
Reposted by Emperor Nortonol gooner ed @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 28/11/2025I want to insult shitlibs on here. The real dead ender fucks who still revere Hillary Clinton. Come out, come out wherever you are, braindead lib!!!! 0131
Reposted by Emperor NortonNegative Zero @valterra.bsky.social · 25/11/2025going to be out in the cold at the end of the week, can you help me raise some money so i can at least get a hotel for a few days? anything would help, anything I need somewhere to be and I have been able to raise nothing in weeks ¢ashapp = $ValterraBella ¥enmo = @VeeBeeExx 1914
Reposted by Emperor NortonJimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Had a stupid idea based on today’s discourse, here is Gyozer the Gyozerian, from the 1984 blockbuster hit Gyozabusters 1235
Reposted by Emperor NortonJosephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 25/11/2025Look, I just think it's important to watch the video for Electric Six's "Danger! High Voltage" every once in a while to rebalance one's humors, okay? I'm just trying to helpyoutu.beElectric Six - Danger! High Voltage HDYouTube video by Beggars Banquet Records 911632
Reposted by Emperor NortonKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Have a favor to ask: if you have a few bucks today and can help cover this little one’s vet bills I know my son would very much appreciate it! His name is Scampi(the kitten, not my son) and he’s tiny and fightin for his life. Thank you in advance! gofund.me/c256d99a5 1116757
Reposted by Emperor Norton"Horrifying Monster" Ella Tailor 🎃🎃🐶🎃 $380/$700 @garaktailor.com · 13/11/2025Its trans awareness week. Please show you are aware of me here. 1163124
Reposted by Emperor NortonAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 13/11/2025Friend of mine is facing Stage 4 cancer and needs help affording treatment. Please consider donating if you can to help him get treatment or consider sharing if you cant. Thank you! gofund.me/0bcf7a91cgofund.meDonate to Sustain Life-Saving Cancer Treatment for Ben, organized by Nicole LarrettLate October after having visited my doctor for bloodwork, I was… Nicole Larrett needs your support for Donate to Sustain Life-Saving Cancer Treatment for Ben 0160116
Reposted by Emperor NortonGretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 13/11/2025My fellow Worcesterites, Holy Cross University has allowed an ICE agent, Ryan Vasquez, to attend their upcoming career day in a recruiting capacity. Tell their president what you think of this. Holy Cross President: Vincent Rougeau rougeauv@holycross.edu hcpresident@holycross.edu 508 793 2525 8304155
Reposted by Emperor Norton✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 10/11/2025you’re pretty cool but you know what would make you even cooler? using alt text 727897
Reposted by Emperor NortonEric Shmeric @ericdienstfrey.bsky.social · 07/11/2025I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too. 5955172331
Emperor Norton @nortontheeternal.bsky.social · 07/11/2025I swear, it's always the dumbest comments of mine that earn the followback. The lesson I choose to learn from this is to Keep Getting Dumber 051
Reposted by Emperor NortonA. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 07/11/2025btw, if you like any of the wallpaper sets... get them! They are literally free (or set your own price) 1218
Reposted by Emperor NortonCoach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 05/11/2025// My friend @craveninouterspace.bsky.social created this gorgeous synthwave cover version of a classic song. Give it a listen! youtu.be/YWexMxJPuoIyoutu.beNeon Moon - Brooks & Dunn (Synthwave Cover)YouTube video by Craven In Outer Space 1458
Reposted by Emperor NortonMothman is a wine hang @thatdollsally.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Yesterday @nortontheeternal.bsky.social and I were watching the satire American Dreamz and arguing over if Dick Cheney was still alive. We may have been doing that at the exact moment that fucking war criminal left this mortal coil and I think that’s beautiful. 011
Reposted by Emperor NortonBrother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 01/11/2025it's november and that means clammy the can of clam chowder expired TWENTY years ago this month! five more years until i pop him open and see what's inside! please repost so's i can get internet famous and quit my job 1925677
Reposted by Emperor NortonMothman is a wine hang @thatdollsally.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Trunk-or-Treat events have fueled distrust of our neighbors and led to the degradation of community in fundamental ways. In this essay I will… 021
Reposted by Emperor Norton"Horrifying Monster" Ella Tailor 🎃🎃🐶🎃 $380/$700 @garaktailor.com · 28/10/2025Hey #Wrestlesky. It's-a me. Shits rough and i need a car real bad like to make work happen this winter. So I am doing the thing yeah. *does the lil macho man wandering finger* Every $100 donated gets you entered in a raffle for naming rights of the eventual car. Please share widely! 🤼♀️gofund.meDonate to Get Ella a Vehicle to save and make money for Life, organized by Ella TailorHello, It's me your friendly Niche Microblogging Site's own Shitpos… Ella Tailor needs your support for Get Ella a Vehicle to save and make money for Life 01823