Emperor Norton @nortontheeternal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Y'all ever think about Eddie Guerrero and cry? 010
Emperor Norton @nortontheeternal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My favorite animated series of all time. Do you have the movie? Pretty good finale 110
Reposted by Emperor NortonMothman is a wine hang @thatdollsally.bsky.social · 24/07/2026“I’m still young and fun” I say to myself as I send my wife a text that starts with “Exciting birdseed development!” 012
Reposted by Emperor NortonMothman is a wine hang @thatdollsally.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Mamdani went to the Knicks game. Danhausen went to the Knicks game. I need a Mamdanhausen photo. 011
Emperor Norton @nortontheeternal.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Ain't no party like a dumbass party #dumbassgang 110
Emperor Norton @nortontheeternal.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Hell yeah brother, my life got so much better the instant I accepted how much of a dipshit I am 020
Emperor Norton @nortontheeternal.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Why the fuck are all these cool people following me? I am An Idiot 470
Emperor Norton @nortontheeternal.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Now I'm imagining trans Goku reading this while destroying Israel 130
Reposted by Emperor NortonLord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 26/03/2026only 90s kids will understand this image 11967
Reposted by Emperor NortonMothman is a wine hang @thatdollsally.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Me: Sorry, I was about to start singing at you @nortontheeternal.bsky.social: You should sing more Me: *starts singing the hunger strike lyrics from “The Report” in Suffs The Musical* 011
Emperor Norton @nortontheeternal.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Man, I've got few enough brain cells left as is. Doing that would be like taking a hammer to my skull 030
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Emperor Norton @nortontheeternal.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Why yes, I did just watch the last Double or Nothing, why do you ask? 010
Emperor Norton @nortontheeternal.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Folks, I've made a terrifying discovery. Did y'all know that wrestling...is good!? 120
Reposted by Emperor NortonMothman is a wine hang @thatdollsally.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Every episode of this podcast is brilliant, but this one is truly mandatory listening.podcasts.apple.comCops & KlanPodcast Episode · Weird Little Guys · 01/15/2026 · 58m 011
Reposted by Emperor NortonMartin S Dixon is trying his best. @bunnysuicida.bsky.social · 18/12/2025And then I made this crime against nature. 🤼 313254
Reposted by Emperor NortonWednesday Night Fake Fights @wnffpod.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Winter is Coming is one of AEW's biggest Dynamite shows and the 2025 edition may have been the best one yet. Tune in to this week's WNFF to hear us discuss newly crowned champions, banger C2 matches, enemies to lovers, and one of if not the most memorable spots of the year! (cont.) 🐕 1198
Reposted by Emperor NortonMothman is a wine hang @thatdollsally.bsky.social · 08/12/2025I’m knitting ornaments for gifts this year. I used the “Little Star Ornaments easy to knit” pattern by dunaksa on Ravelry. Each one takes me about 3 hours and is a strain on my wrist, so I’m only doing one per day. #showmeyourknits 1311
Reposted by Emperor NortonMonkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 01/12/2025What about my sincere religious belief that people who try to use their sincere religious beliefs to oppress people should be put into The Pit Where We Forget You Exist? 051
Reposted by Emperor Nortonol gooner ed @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 28/11/2025I want to insult shitlibs on here. The real dead ender fucks who still revere Hillary Clinton. Come out, come out wherever you are, braindead lib!!!! 0131
Reposted by Emperor NortonNegative Zero @valterra.bsky.social · 25/11/2025going to be out in the cold at the end of the week, can you help me raise some money so i can at least get a hotel for a few days? anything would help, anything I need somewhere to be and I have been able to raise nothing in weeks ¢ashapp = $ValterraBella ¥enmo = @VeeBeeExx 1914
Reposted by Emperor NortonJimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Had a stupid idea based on today’s discourse, here is Gyozer the Gyozerian, from the 1984 blockbuster hit Gyozabusters 1235
Reposted by Emperor NortonJosephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 25/11/2025Look, I just think it's important to watch the video for Electric Six's "Danger! High Voltage" every once in a while to rebalance one's humors, okay? I'm just trying to helpyoutu.beElectric Six - Danger! High Voltage HDYouTube video by Beggars Banquet Records 911632
Emperor Norton @nortontheeternal.bsky.social · 25/11/2025But if I unclench my jaw, what's to stop me from viciously mauling my coworkers? 040
Emperor Norton @nortontheeternal.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Shit, they'd base it on the show, wouldn't they? 130
Emperor Norton @nortontheeternal.bsky.social · 25/11/2025I haven't been heavily into Magic for 20 years, and this would absolutely suck me back in 110
Reposted by Emperor NortonKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Have a favor to ask: if you have a few bucks today and can help cover this little one’s vet bills I know my son would very much appreciate it! His name is Scampi(the kitten, not my son) and he’s tiny and fightin for his life. Thank you in advance! gofund.me/c256d99a5 1116757
Reposted by Emperor Norton"Horrifying Monster" Ella Tailor 🎃🎃🐶🎃 $380/$700 @garaktailor.com · 13/11/2025Its trans awareness week. Please show you are aware of me here. 1163124
Reposted by Emperor NortonAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 13/11/2025Friend of mine is facing Stage 4 cancer and needs help affording treatment. Please consider donating if you can to help him get treatment or consider sharing if you cant. Thank you! gofund.me/0bcf7a91cgofund.meDonate to Sustain Life-Saving Cancer Treatment for Ben, organized by Nicole LarrettLate October after having visited my doctor for bloodwork, I was… Nicole Larrett needs your support for Donate to Sustain Life-Saving Cancer Treatment for Ben 0160116
Reposted by Emperor NortonGretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 13/11/2025My fellow Worcesterites, Holy Cross University has allowed an ICE agent, Ryan Vasquez, to attend their upcoming career day in a recruiting capacity. Tell their president what you think of this. Holy Cross President: Vincent Rougeau rougeauv@holycross.edu hcpresident@holycross.edu 508 793 2525 8304155
Emperor Norton @nortontheeternal.bsky.social · 12/11/2025You know, in retrospect, I should have expected Azathoth posting from the Doom Prophet 150
Reposted by Emperor Norton✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 10/11/2025you’re pretty cool but you know what would make you even cooler? using alt text 727897