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Dan Noppenberger

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I saw someone trying to compare this to alcoholism and while I do admit these things are evil skinner boxes I think that's slightly insulting to alcoholics.
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Sullivan @dimosar.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
seems like it actually happened but hard to trust these guys on this shit given how much of their marketing is "my god how my product terrifies me"
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I'm in the pod smoking Sebulba
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Dan Noppenberger @noppenberger.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Aw lame. I was a big Train Enjoyer who lived near a train line in MD, so there are a few glossies of me as a toddle in the B&O, sad to hear its not as great as it was. Should really check it out again.
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Dan Noppenberger @noppenberger.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
It’s likely a funding change which comes with the name change. A lot of MD stuff ends up getting DC/federal money which can come with strings. When I was younger the Baltimore Zoo became the Maryland Zoo in Baltimore for this reason.
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sylvia @sylvibullet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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ceej @ceej.online · 10/07/2026
ceej
@ceej.online
the first person to get their dingus yoinked fully off by a robot is probably posting on this very website today
3:26 PM • Jul 24, 2024
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Mr. John Oliver please look at RAM prices so that parents will text their gamer sons and daughters “hey did you hear about these RAM prices” and we can all respond “yeah”
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Boo! DooPerson @boodoo.co · 07/07/2026
Something I've become more conscious of recently is how many people in the US talking about "taxes" are using it as a shorthand for the delta between their hourly/salary pay, and their take-home. For a lot of people, the biggest part of that isn't "taxes" at all, it's paying into private healthcare.
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🇨🇦 I believe that with each other, we are stronger than we know 🍁 @nimelennar.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This is just to say I have massacred The troops Who were charging Up the hill And who You were probably Intending To capture it Forgive me There was so much artillery And your plan Was so bad
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 04/07/2026
the enchanted forest, route 40, ellicott city, maryland, 1984
the enchanted forest, route 40, ellicott city, maryland, 1984
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alec karakatsanis @equalityalec.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The sentences handed down today in Texas are a threat to the possibility of a democratic society. The prosecution is rife with constitutional violations, but 30 years in prison (more than anyone for January 6) for moving some magazines? 50 years for those not involved in even planning the protest?
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I can feel the fungi munching on my brain, I'm sick! Ahh, the worms! The worms! the worms! The worms! The worms!
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🎃Video Game Tax Credit man🎃 @belthazzar.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
HOLY SHIT ZOHRAN HAS THEM MANDATE OF HEAVEN! KNICKS WON HOLY FUCKKKKK
The NYPost printing of Zohran winning the election
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/06/2026
Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.
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Samantha Mackenzie Greer @sammgreer.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
The best time to boycott Xbox and Microsoft was when BDS called for it, the next best time is now. Focused, targeted boycotts work, this one is working, and all you got to do to support it is go play other games. Literally the least you could do in this moment in history
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
[DEVON VOICE] Can’t say that on YouTube
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Dan Noppenberger @noppenberger.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Friend of a Friend of a Friend got ahold of these:
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
They thought they could stop a demon, I'm back
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jordan's ghost 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
i'm investing in my food bed
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
BLOCKER -- do not record. To prevent Order priests from dropping into generic dialogue.
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i’m just ken @shepardcdr.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
idk sometimes we don't have to publish something that comes into our inbox
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
god when will it be my turn
charlie kirk sleeping and cuddling with the cop bunny from zootopia
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
POW MIA flags are so funny, it’s like every post office having a flag that says “chemtrails”
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 21/04/2026
ACCOUNTABILITY POST: while recording this episode i very briefly forgot that there are actually TWO guys in new york city that roll themselves up in carpets and that they hate each other. we regret the error
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Hex @hexcat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉
Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006
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Metal Gear Solid Image Bot @randommetalgear.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
man this one broke contain
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
you do not have to hand it to tucker carlson or marjorie taylor greene or alex jones or megyn kelly. they're all rats who see trump as a sinking ship and they're getting ready to jump in preparation for their next act. you do not have to fall for it.
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Been on some aawagga shit for the last months but I’m pulling out of it
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
This is pretty amazing writing. www.nybooks.com/articles/202...
nybooks.com
Cardiography | Ben Lerner
After open-heart surgery
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The Verge @theverge.com · 29/03/2026
There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
buff.ly
There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
‘Nikon: The Pervert’s Choice’
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onion person @junlper.beer · 25/03/2026
if you watch and support the new harry potter show you are funding trans genocide globally by the way
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Ranged Touch @rangedtouch.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
??????????????????????
Fictional character
biography

Similar to Fred Flintstone's family, Wilma came
from "Arkanstone". As a young adult, Wilma
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jordan's ghost 🍖💧 @jordo.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
david bowie's scene from Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
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Mark @inepterudition.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Truly coughing baby vs coughing baby kinda market
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Dan Noppenberger @noppenberger.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
It’s AMD or Intel’s game, and they are going to blow it.
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Emoji Caresser @lizrummy.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
You don't get this kind of analysis from the Verge lemme tell ya
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Every Rook clip in Marathon is either the player acting like Wall-E or snapping everyone’s neck like agent 47
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 08/03/2026
His mom is the Global Head of Parental Advocacy at Roblox
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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
$250/barrel by next wednesday. $15/gallon, rationed gasoline. the total collapse of car culture and the suburban lifestyle. get ready to take the fuckin' bus folks
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.
We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time."
Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed.
That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.
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𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋™ @devononearth.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
deal withthis. thans
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Obviously this is a setback but I think it's important not to let it discredit the concept of building a long, extremely narrow glass city in the middle of the desert. www.ft.com/content/036b...
ft.com
Saudi Arabia to scale back Neom megaproject
Review expected to propose a significant redesign after years of delays and overruns
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
wild to see how fully capable NYT is of making necessary edits to headlines about state sanctioned murder when the victim happens to be the kind of person they think still reads their paper
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Mikki Kendall @karnythia.blacksky.app · 24/01/2026
You could actually structure your moral code around the idea that law enforcement doesn't exist to execute people. You don't have to create perfect victim narratives, you can just refuse to accept that the state gets to kill people.
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Genuinely the only thing keeping me going—but it really is keeping me going—is how good it is to see people link arms and push for this to end. I cannot stop thinking about how much love people can have for their neighbors, and how much work and money is poured into breaking that love apart.
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nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
We made this one permanently free given The Discourse www.theverge.com/2024/8/26/24...
theverge.com
Hello, you’re here because you compared AI image editing to Photoshop
The implications could be significantly worse, actually.
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Dan Noppenberger @noppenberger.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I’ve heard their stick vacuums are better than most other in price point, but that might be anecdotal.
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