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Nojimboo

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Constantly playing to the audience in my head Fuck off through the sun with your AI bullshit.

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Dan H Artworks @danhawk333.bsky.social · 13h
Caught in the complexity 11x14 pen and paper #surreal #macabre #PenAndPaper #TraditionalArt #DarkSurrealism #DarkArt #Art #InkSky #GrimDark
A pen drawing that fills the page with twisting organic shapes with figures centered on a central pillar like structure with tentacles around a though the substance of the pillar is loops and folds of tendrils and root like structures with a few eye like structures towards the top. These flowing organic growths extend outwards to either side and build up into a pair of figures flanking this central structure and facing the edge of the page with elongated skulls and multiple large white eyes while crouched like gargoyles. Behind this scene is a wall of spiral shells and bone like structures providing some sense of depth to the scene.
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Phineas, a corpse @phineas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Haunt Dog! Digital illustration of the components of a Chicago-style hot dog floating above a pentagram with candles lit at each star point. The bun has manifested a sharp-toothed mouth and hideous long tongue. Rising just above is the Weiner which now has furious, demonic eyes and improbable angry eyebrows made of yellow mustard, and an ectoplasm of relish rising off its center. Behind is a pickle spear with a toothed mouth. Floating above all that are two devilish tomato slices with horns and tails and two evil bat-like sport peppers flapping around.  Behind it all, rising from the flames of the candles is a demonic apparition with horns and hands raised, seemingly the evil being animating it all. And wrapped around the bottom of the pentagram are the words in raggedy spooky lettering: Haunt Dog.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
support my new book kickstarter ✨ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 08/10/2026
$5 worldwide shipping is live through Sunday come come get your prints 💫🙇‍♀️
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Luso @mrluso.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dunno, a demon
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Patrick McCann @pjmccann3.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
indeed #MolecularBiologySky #DNAsky #BiologySky 🧪
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ballpoint pen and colored pencil. 

At the top of the piece we see the delicately drawn branches and leaves of an apple tree. Just beneath the tree limbs, a bat is flying with one of the green apples in its mouth. This is when the morphing begins, reader. A sequence of 13 drawings show the bat morphing into a teeny witch (with completion of the morph around drawing #9). The morphing creates a spiral leading us to the center of the page where the little witch is running towards her basket filled with apples. It’s likely she’ll re-morph into a bat again and the morphing pattern will continue.
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"thought terminating cliche" is a quite effective thought terminating cliche. and I think that's beautiful, if a bit problematic
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🎃 Will Porter 🥐🐺🦇 @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If anyone is so mad at my art that they feel the need to stick it to me in an official capacity...
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 26/09/2026
Whatever you do, don't smoke an entire brisket at a job interview, it's a lot of equipment to bring in, it takes a really long time to do it right and those conference rooms have notoriously poor ventilation
Someone smoking a brisket and poking it with a meat thermometer to see what the internal temperature is
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Meg @meganroseruiz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Let me teach you about color theory!
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Next Stumpy is on the drawing board. Been too long since the last hunt.
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Imagine trying to sell your soul to Satan and he just sounds like this.
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
New swear unlocked everybody
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obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"
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this totally scans for a swear intensifier btw. what in the gluten free christ is going on here, Julia
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Nojimboo @nojimbo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I have been remiss hyping this. Time runs short!
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 28/11/2023
I'm Beginning To Think That Some Of You Are Not Posting From A Place Of Inner Tranquility And Self Acceptance
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Ham Brackets Scary 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎨 @thehamofficial.northsky.social · 28/11/2025
I doodled a diagram
Doodley chart which says at the top "who would win?". Bottom left is a doodle of batman looking mad, labelled "1 crime hatey billionaire". On the right is is a cute bat hanging upside down from a branch labelled "fuzzy echolocation nugget"
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Critical Bill. @criticalbill76.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Councilman John Perkins has been recalled from office in Independence, Missouri, a city of 123,000, following his vote to approve a multibillion-dollar data center project. Mr. Perkins and his chin request privacy during this difficult time of public humiliation.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026
macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.
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Meg @meganroseruiz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Line Art Tips!
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Rev. Dr. Derek M Ballard PhD @derekmballard.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Hi! I’m cartoonist Derek M Ballard. I draw real zany cartoons about me & my three kids. It’s like a modern day Family Circus lol. How do I do it? idk it’s a mystery to me! Plz consider backing my kickstarter to keep the laughs flowing. Thanks 🙏 www.kickstarter.com/projects/car...
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James Stokoe @jamesstokoe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Mixed media: pen and ink, photoshop, tortilla
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The endless cycle, from @theonion.com
Pathetic AI Chatbot Spends All Its Time Talking To Friendless Loser https://theonion.com/pathetic-ai-chatbot-spends-all-its-time-talking-to-friendless-loser/

Pathetic AI Chatbot Spends All Its Time Talking To Friendless Loser https://theonion.com/pathetic-ai-chatbot-spends-all-its-time-talking-to-friendless-loser/
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Nojimboo @nojimbo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The wisdom of this comic!
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Okay who made this comic? We are trying to find the creator for permission to include it in a book about my mister gotcha panel.
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winter @madoka.systems · 18/02/2026
found it
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 14/08/2026
genius in writing and the arts is a myth
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 14/08/2026
"perfection" is also a myth
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👻Maly Boo Tails👻 @malytwotails.com · 14/08/2026
Did you guys know you can use an iron, a spray bottle, and a stamp to reverse emboss on velvet? Use the lowest heat setting on your iron. You can make really cool patches and fabrics with this technique!
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Nojimboo @nojimbo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
PSA
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 13/08/2026
the bluesky wokescolds are at it again. you won't believe what they're furious about this time, it's just my new essay "i enjoyed my time working with fascists and appreciate all they've done to grease the wheels of my career"
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Clayton Cubitt @claytoncubitt.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
"Everything that needs to be said has already been said. But since no one was listening, everything must be said again." –André Gide
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Nojimboo @nojimbo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
TIL
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Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
does anyone in Kansas City have a copy of King's Field 4 I could borrow for no reason at all
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Dylan Orosz🩵 @finalboyo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
THE ART
THE ARTIST

Meme

Mecha Archer from Elden Ring
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026
A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set theonion.com/a24s-elden-ring-film-s…
A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set
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Nojimboo @nojimbo.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Take a movie title, add a colon and another movie's title to make it SOUND like a sequel to the first movie 40 First Dates: Seven
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Nojimboo @nojimbo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
What a lovely morning. Wasn't expecting this with my Cheerios.🤘
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I'm going to bring back the Kobold kits for preorder! This is one of my favorite things I've sculpted and a character I LOVE to play! The world needs more lizard people... Sculpted in @monsterclayusa ! These will ship late September through October. 435 plus shipping.
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Nojimboo @nojimbo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Why Friday? Monday the 13th should be the thing
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Is bigcartel any good these days?
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Elon Musk is a TRILLIONAIRE 😍
Six panel comic

Panel 1: 
Elon Fuck-Face Musk is standing next to a stack of cash crudely shaped to look like a human. Musk says, “I made myself a friend out of money”

Panel 2:
Musk pathetically opens his arms and says “C’mere, big guy” to the stack of money

Panel 3:
Musk closes his arms around the money stack and the notes scatter everywhere.

Panel 4: 
Musk looks down at his hands as the money flutters to the ground

Panel 5: 
A close up of Musk’s hands. A single note rests on his arm. 

Panel 6:
A gross up of Musk’s face. Snot and tears flow as he mourns the loss of the only friend he ever had. What a wanker.
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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Actually think this is a perfect metaphor:
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The Democratic Party is basically the HR party of U.S. Politics. People mistakenly think they will help us but they're actually there to protect the institution.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/06/2026
Diana Yanko, 61, died on Tuesday after an AI incorrectly filed her charts, another AI denied her claim, and a third AI turned off her life support.
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I WANT TO OWN MY MEDIA FUCKING TIRED OF RENTING BRAH
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arnaerr 🦭⭑。 @arnaerr.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Things to do in Caelid: leave #eldenring #art
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