Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialAlex Steed @alexsteed.bsky.social · 10/06/2026This is the funniest thing i have ever read. 5334
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialPhil @alsonamedphil.bsky.social · 31/05/2026I feel "Marge vs The Monorail" is now an essential parable for our times. 15910
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialCharlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 26/05/2026wake up babe the white house is a six flags 1621173743673
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 29/04/2026This is coming from a place of warmth and acceptance… -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It’s ‘one fell swoop’ -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’ 56265811811
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialSpooky Steve @lessdismalsci.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Virginia is for haters (laudatory) 0238
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialregular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 22/04/2026just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down 9860291305
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialDread VanVleet 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 16/04/2026If you can't handle me at RATE LIMIT EXCEEDED, you don't deserve me at FORBIDDEN. 228578
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 15/04/2026"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking 194108131429
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 15/04/2026“want to feel old” let me stop you right there. it’s not about what I want 131337137
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialSiobhan Beeman @siobhan.northsky.social · 13/04/2026 60133964666
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialOrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time! 5951602107
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Yeah that's pretty much how it's been going 713427577
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.sociallauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/04/2026(at the reception welcoming aliens to earth) so excited to meet you guys! let me get you drinks- can you guys drink? haha. oh him? no don't make eye contact. ignore him, let him play on his phone. it's not you, you didn't do anything. yeah no he's technically in charge. like of everything. the nukes 966151
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialThe PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 08/04/2026imagining the ny times’ consent-manufacturing machine sputtering to life and spitting this one out in a cloud of cartoon smoke 16013
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 07/04/2026What being on the brink of nuclear war taught me about B2B sales 1346174
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialJohn Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 07/04/2026MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF DO WE ALL FUCKING DIE 011427
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialAndrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 07/04/2026i think we should be clear that just because the astronauts did not immediately declare the moon haunted, does not mean it is not haunted it may mean that the astronauts are now themselves haunted have we prepared for this eventuality and if so how 692135381
nodeadweight.bsky.social @nodeadweight.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Boomers get a lot of smoke, deservedly. But also how cute is my boomer dad?! 000
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialRose Ruane @regretteruane.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Saw your boyfriend in Hobbycraft 243297670
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialCatherine 🌷 @catebridget.bsky.social · 13/03/2026whoever said that Kash Patel’s tenure at DOJ has been like a Make-a-Wish list was spot on 0378
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 07/03/2026if you don’t learn from billy joel’s ‘we didn’t start the fire,’ you’re doomed to repeat billy joel’s ‘we didn’t start the fire’ 1932880
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Quick question does anyone know how to restore virtue to a decaying society 27476701067
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialsimonproven.bsky.social @simonproven.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I have used the missiles that were in the arsenal and which you were probably saving for Russia Forgive me they were powerful so shiny and so deadly 457884
nodeadweight.bsky.social @nodeadweight.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Every update I read just reinforces that this is likely true. 000
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 03/03/2026A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty 7338671214
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialmolly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 03/03/2026i love to open up my phone and say things like, ‘oh the markets are in turmoil this morning hmmm’ or ‘there’s trouble brewing in the strait of hormuz” as if that’s anything i can deal with 1805
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 02/03/2026the thing about comedy is that im really worried nothing will ever again be as funny to me as Space Ghost Coast to Coast 3259343
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialGalahad @violetgalahad.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Hey dude sorry i can't go out tonight I gotta listen to the same song for 4 hours on loop and do nothing productive 29813
nodeadweight.bsky.social @nodeadweight.bsky.social · 28/02/2026I’m getting pretty tired of waking up to the fresh horrors. 000
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/02/2026there are a lot of people working in the government right now who want to intentionally trigger an apocalypse to create the conditions for the return of jesus christ and I know how crazy that sounds but its absolutely true 314100232541
nodeadweight.bsky.social @nodeadweight.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Me watching PWHL: I just hope they all have a good time 141
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialhappy brickentimes day @bigblocks.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I am begging for men to live mid. just get into trains or woodworking. just get really into soup. 1587
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialMae Nick Phra Khanong @nickjbrumfield.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Performing a Satanic seance so I can see the look on Queen Elizabeth II's face 617531
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialEliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c7...bbc.co.ukAndrew Mountbatten-Windsor arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public officeIt comes after Thames Valley Police said they were assessing a complaint over the alleged sharing of confidential material by the former prince with Jeffrey Epstein. 1119944
nodeadweight.bsky.social @nodeadweight.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Why is every single thing so utterly stupid? 010
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialKim Wexler's Ponytail 🐝💛🎗 @madisonkittay.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it. 542263136385
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialEric @nemchocke.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Here it is, your moment of zen. 41156283892
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.social𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Since cats can't charge they phone or eat hot chip, they do extra lies to compensate 1145
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialThe Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Again? 833766
