Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialAlex Steed @alexsteed.bsky.social · 10/06/2026This is the funniest thing i have ever read. 5334
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialPhil @alsonamedphil.bsky.social · 31/05/2026I feel "Marge vs The Monorail" is now an essential parable for our times. 15910
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialCharlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 26/05/2026wake up babe the white house is a six flags 1621173743673
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 29/04/2026This is coming from a place of warmth and acceptance… -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It’s ‘one fell swoop’ -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’ 56265811811
nodeadweight.bsky.social @nodeadweight.bsky.social · 26/04/2026This whole stunt for the damn ballroom. 040
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialSpooky Steve @lessdismalsci.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Virginia is for haters (laudatory) 0238
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialregular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 22/04/2026just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down 9860291305
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialDread VanVleet 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 16/04/2026If you can't handle me at RATE LIMIT EXCEEDED, you don't deserve me at FORBIDDEN. 228578
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 15/04/2026"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking 194108131429
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 15/04/2026“want to feel old” let me stop you right there. it’s not about what I want 131337137
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialSiobhan Beeman @siobhan.northsky.social · 13/04/2026 60133964666
nodeadweight.bsky.social @nodeadweight.bsky.social · 14/04/2026The turn out against the data center near Union in Franklin county has actually been pretty huge. Union HS gym was packed with people mostly opposed. 041
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialOrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time! 5951602107
nodeadweight.bsky.social @nodeadweight.bsky.social · 12/04/2026This makes so much sense in the context of 2026. 010
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Yeah that's pretty much how it's been going 713427577
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.sociallauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/04/2026(at the reception welcoming aliens to earth) so excited to meet you guys! let me get you drinks- can you guys drink? haha. oh him? no don't make eye contact. ignore him, let him play on his phone. it's not you, you didn't do anything. yeah no he's technically in charge. like of everything. the nukes 966151
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialThe PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 08/04/2026imagining the ny times’ consent-manufacturing machine sputtering to life and spitting this one out in a cloud of cartoon smoke 16013
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 07/04/2026What being on the brink of nuclear war taught me about B2B sales 1346174
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialJohn Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 07/04/2026MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF DO WE ALL FUCKING DIE 011427
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialAndrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 07/04/2026i think we should be clear that just because the astronauts did not immediately declare the moon haunted, does not mean it is not haunted it may mean that the astronauts are now themselves haunted have we prepared for this eventuality and if so how 692135381
nodeadweight.bsky.social @nodeadweight.bsky.social · 05/04/2026I see you’re reading my text messages 010
nodeadweight.bsky.social @nodeadweight.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Boomers get a lot of smoke, deservedly. But also how cute is my boomer dad?! 000
nodeadweight.bsky.social @nodeadweight.bsky.social · 24/03/2026They really hate when you call it a chatbot to their faces. 0110
nodeadweight.bsky.social @nodeadweight.bsky.social · 21/03/2026YES. If you consider how the US has actively tried to choke out Cuba for decades (bullying other counties into joining them), what they’ve achieved is shockingly laudable. Imagine what they would have accomplished if we’d not been imperialist tyrants?! 040
nodeadweight.bsky.social @nodeadweight.bsky.social · 20/03/2026As someone who is very familiar with current teens, if it can get through congress, the kids quite simply will not comply. I feel certain of that. 0111
nodeadweight.bsky.social @nodeadweight.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Why does this country hate nice things?! 010
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialRose Ruane @regretteruane.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Saw your boyfriend in Hobbycraft 243297670
nodeadweight.bsky.social @nodeadweight.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Shin black again. Buldak is second but sometimes it’s more spicy than my white Midwesterness can handle. 010
nodeadweight.bsky.social @nodeadweight.bsky.social · 19/03/2026There was a crow’s nest downtown! In the DePaul Center. Thats one place where we’d physically buy tickets. I think it was was CN where we waited for Janes addiction tickets only miss our chance bc they let all the people buying Garth brooks tickets go first. Lotta adolescent rage at that. 010
nodeadweight.bsky.social @nodeadweight.bsky.social · 19/03/2026I bought my first CD player at Service Merchandise with Christmas money and then I went to Rose Records and purchased AC/DC’s The Razors Edge in a long box. 180
nodeadweight.bsky.social @nodeadweight.bsky.social · 18/03/2026My first time SEEING the Milky Way with my EYES blew my mind. I never knew there was so much depth to the stars. 130
nodeadweight.bsky.social @nodeadweight.bsky.social · 17/03/2026And if it snows that stretch down south will never stand the straaaaaain 000
Reposted by @nodeadweight.bsky.socialCatherine 🌷 @catebridget.bsky.social · 13/03/2026whoever said that Kash Patel’s tenure at DOJ has been like a Make-a-Wish list was spot on 0378
nodeadweight.bsky.social @nodeadweight.bsky.social · 08/03/2026McCain absolutely capitulated at the end of his run. 130
