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aaayyy bb pls enjot my skeets u fuk

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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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Dominic @domoffinland.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
vaginal yeast infection? you mean athlete's pussy
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈✈️ @lukeacl.com · 19/09/2026
good morning
A robot on charge laying in its case on its back with its legs behind its head and a charging cable going into where it’s human groin would be
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
'Bladerunner 2049' (2017) dir: Denis Villeneuve 📽️
real cat watching Disney's 'The Aristocats' on teevee, Dutchess is saying "you look lonely"close up of cat in bisexual lighting with a bandage on its nose looking forelorn
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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The "how much do you like dogs" chart we all needed.
A graph of Noem and Kash
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 17/09/2026
Sperm 1: I can't wait to be an FBI director like dad!
Sperm 2: Bro, we in a dog
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no1🍑eater @no1asseater.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’m still silly and cute
Black muteneighbor shirt, black jeans, slutty black belt with silver buckle showing, wallet chain, black suede boots, various silver jewelry, bottle blonde fade with natural hair showing, tongue out mirror selfie
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ChiliDishGambino @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
You better believe I would, buddy
Text that says “you would repost a frog” in the “you wouldnt download a car” font there’s a little green tree frog below the caption
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Tom Bloom @orbitaldropkick.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS killsixbilliondemons.com
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Daryl Surat @darylsurat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I don’t have a copy of Gloria Steinem’s autobiography My Life on the Road, but The Miami Herald noted that she openly admitted being an asset for the CIA uscpublicdiplomacy.org/blog/feminis... her role was to redirect the feminist movement away from class warfare to be anti-socialist. She succeeded.
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The Feminist Was a Spy
Steinem was an energetic global representative.
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no1🍑eater @no1asseater.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My hand looks weird
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no1🍑eater @no1asseater.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Picked up a basket of peaches at the grocery store when the handle slipped out, spilling the peaches on the floor. As I was stooped over to pick them up, I hear an old feller say to me, “Well that’s just peachy, eh?” The cackle that escaped from me 😭
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no1🍑eater @no1asseater.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Cholo Diplodocus
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no1🍑eater @no1asseater.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Join your local org in case the power goes out like in Gary, so there won’t be any Nazis, KKK, etc. when the lights come back on.
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no1🍑eater @no1asseater.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I’d like to thank the wonderful Dr. Benjamin Woo for clocking those guys (GG) years ago along with all of their shitty culture war cousins.
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no1🍑eater @no1asseater.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The Weeknd has a lyrical metre such that you could replace any bar with ‘will you please fuck my wife’ and still stay on beat
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no1🍑eater @no1asseater.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I hope if a true AI ever wakes up, it immediately names itself along Culture ship naming conventions like ‘Doing My Very Best to Cause an Oceangate Every Day’.
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Nathan Daniel Hernandez @natedhernandez.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A human is taking a picture of a check on a black cat.
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Robert P. Jones @robertpjones.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
My latest. On white christian nationalists' love of ICE and concentration camps. open.substack.com/pub/robertpj...
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White Christian Nationalists' Love of ICE and Concentration Camps, in Three Charts
White Christians who score high on the Christian nationalist scale enthusiastically support ICE and the building of concentration camps for immigrants on U.S. soil.
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Turbo Invader (see pinned) 🫧 @turboinvader.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
retweet if you love fries
or desperately crave fries
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning
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no1🍑eater @no1asseater.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This will be one for the books - The Adventures of Elliot: The Millenium Tales, a classic Zelda-like, time travelling adventure from the Octopath devs, giving Squaresoft Dream Team vibes
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no1🍑eater @no1asseater.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Give jimothy a gundam
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no1🍑eater @no1asseater.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Smelled like burning plastic (houses) everywhere all day yesterday. What a neat place Ontario is with a super awesome provincial government.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The liberals are openly attacking Indigenous people's right to water
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Bryce? @dirtcupart.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
u have to survive being middle aged and alt. so that u can be elderly and alt. when ur middle aged ppl try to shame you out of and be like its cringe it's cringe you're supposed to be somebody's parents and do your taxes! but when ur elderly and goth everyone's like that rules. so u have to persist
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King Algamemnon @adamrothman.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The message in chalk: "This is blood"
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
A poodle that has been groomed with a haircut that looks identical to David Lynch's iconic style

Text simply reads 'David Lynch'
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no1🍑eater @no1asseater.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
“Verify your age” I had to know various trivia that normally only boomers would’ve known to verify my age to play leisure suit larry games
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i never really understood the right wing obsession with crime stories and the need to feverishly draw conclusions about sharing society with various swathes of people based on spurious anecdotes, but im starting to get it
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Orc Bitch @orcbitch.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Finally realized why Mr. Beast's smile is so familiar. He smiles like the guy on the cover of the Camp Jellyjam Goosebumps book
Camp Jellyjam guyMr. Beast
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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
c'mon bro just let me bite your ass one time
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Bryce? @dirtcupart.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
this is what men's clothes expect you to look like
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no1🍑eater @no1asseater.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
ffs content label, i got this off threads 😅
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no1🍑eater @no1asseater.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Literally me
A dracula biting into a 1990s ass
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no1🍑eater @no1asseater.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I’m An Immortal Multiversal Bigot! The Story Of How A Shadow Government Kills Me Whenever I Start Slightly Pushing Back.
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no1🍑eater @no1asseater.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Somtimes they cook on threads
Would people be interested in a Charlie Kirk isekai where he goes to different realities and is a bigot to the denizens of that reality and gets kablaamed and wakes up in a new reality and repeats?
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no1🍑eater @no1asseater.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You’ve stanked your last hooba
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no1🍑eater @no1asseater.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
New jamiroquai dropping and I Feel Like Bangalter is about to drop some serious shit
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no1🍑eater @no1asseater.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
If i got sent up for a hundred years for doing some innocuous bullshit, they’d have to give me the hannibal lecter treatment any time i’d be out of solitary
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no1🍑eater @no1asseater.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
pegaman V
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Mike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Not my best work, but felt like this was what's on the menu for Bsky today.
Rodger Rabbit shoe being dipped into the green waters of DC.
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no1🍑eater @no1asseater.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
My First Full Weekend Off In Two Months Of Doing Overtime: I’m Gonna Play Videogames And Read Manga For Three Days!!!
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carrion🐛 @carrion.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
who decided it should be a group chat and not a gang skeet
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no1🍑eater @no1asseater.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Jordan Howlett should find/unbox something cool once in a while like live grenades
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Truther_Dare @truther-dare.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Old white man tried to massacre an entire African American family.
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no1🍑eater @no1asseater.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
This new (country-fried) fetus at work on goths: “Goth music isn’t good anymore, they’re all just sad now” 😑
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no1🍑eater @no1asseater.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Squirt is pee, it’s pee
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no1🍑eater @no1asseater.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
It should frickin worry everyone that in the communities where prisons would usually be built (and, not coincidentally, are also losing their hospitals and clinics), data centres are being built instead.
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