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Will

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he/they I enjoy films and I won't shut up, don't hold it against me.

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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
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James Felton @jimmfelton.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
know he's obviously going to win, but still mildly enjoyable that he hyped up an anti-establishment election and ended up being rattled enough to spend 10k fighting a bin
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Polls open in Clacton, where Farage spent more than £10,000 in byelection against Count Binface – UK politics live

Subheading: The Reform UK leader resigned as the MP for Clacton at the start of July and forced a byelection
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Anna H @athenepallas.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A mate of my son's has just been broken up with on *the day before his birthday*, so his mates have rallied round to make sure he's ok. However, being British and therefore sarcastic to the core, the book they have collectively bought him as a present is called 'The Monastic World'.
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Unofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot @bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
DO NOT PUBLISH UNTIL NEWS IS CONFIRMED A look back at the PM's political career
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DO NOT PUBLISH UNTIL NEWS IS CONFIRMED A look back at the PM's political career
The BBC's political correspondent Joe Pike outlines the highs and lows of Sir Keir Starmer's premiership.
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Spooky Big Dad @spicybigdad.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
SJÄMSÅRA
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Will @nightwater.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Gooseworx be like:
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 19/06/2026
This is an embarrassing image for the UK. A self-respecting British fox should be dragging Binface's contents out over the stage
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Squinting grumpily at the latest "system-neutral fantasy sourcebook" trying to puzzle out which specific version of Dungeons & Dragons the author is picturing when they imagine a perfectly generic RPG.
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Retired Mascots {on hiatus until 26/10} @handle.invalid · 13/06/2026
At a 70mm showing of Disclosure Day, someone next to me checked their phone despite being told by a Google Pixel ad not to. Yesterday at the Prince Charles, someone I shushed told me to F off despite being told by the policy trailer not to talk. Forthrightness isn't enough. We must bring back shame.
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BOOles @awawa.pics · 07/06/2026
i love trans women exhibit 848147373
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
"Working class" in 2026 means a blue haired barista with they/them pronouns, a Asian immigrant nail technician, and an undocumented hotel cleaner. And we are going to keep having the same fights until we let the midcentury illustrator mirage of the white guy in plaid with the lunch pail go.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 05/06/2026
our neighbours are getting solar panels so the scaffolders showed up last week, and proceeded to install the scaffolding on the wrong house, so they came back today and dismantled it and are now reinstalling it on a different wrong house
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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Grave Robber-tson 🏳️‍⚧️ @gemofamara.com · 04/06/2026
are you just going to do this for every generation
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Owen Dennis: Infinity Train/Among Us Show creator @owendennis.com · 22/05/2026
Perfection.
Vince McMahon meme but with scullt. It goes through the phases of greatness like: A fantasy book, not influenced by tolkien, under 200 pages, is a standalone story not part of a greater series
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The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
You used to be able to google the time of the sunset, and Google would give you the exact time right on top every single time. Thankfully, with artificial intelligence, you can now ask Google what time the sun will set and it will conveniently tell you "I don't know."
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
If I ever start talking positively about AI, send help
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Smithers & Tom Jones: Big Smile, Everybody's Happy
Alt: Smithers & Tom Jones: Big Smile, Everybody's Happy
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✨ Hamish Steele ✨ Go-Man Vs. the Star Dragon OUT NOW! @hamishsteele.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Don't actually need anybody else to recommend or describe Dungeon Crawler Carl to me actually. I'm good.
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Owen Dennis: Infinity Train/Among Us Show creator @owendennis.com · 19/05/2026
I obtained a used copy of House of Stairs that was apparently in the library of some middle school 20 years ago and all the swear words in it are crossed out. I love that I have a story I'm reading as well as a story ABOUT the story I'm reading at the same time. This is environmental storytelling.
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Paintings of London @paintingsoflondon.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
This week's theme is 'People of London' - a celebration of ALL the people who make and have made London the beautiful city it is. ------ 'The London Underground' (from 'This Is London', 1959) by Miroslav Šašek
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a frightful hobgoblin stalking throughout Europe @supermathskid.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Labour HQ: what do you want from us?! Potential Labour voters: well, voting reform for one... Labour HQ: we're ALREADY voting Reform FFS, nothing pleases you people
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 15/05/2026
If the actor with British accent is evil then you’re watching Sci fi. If the actor with a British accent is good then it’s Fantasy. If the actor with a British accent knocks something over then it’s a Rom com.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
A phlebotomist says to a patient "we're going to draw some blood." A photograph of a hand with a pen comes from outside the panels and colours in the blood bag with red. The phlebotomist says "see? that wasn't so bad." The patient, dumbfounded, asks "wa that... was that God?"
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Reading a news article on food waste collection in my city (it's always important to keep up with your tedious local news) and was like "two months late isn't so bad..." And then I clocked the "2028” bit...
The government set a deadline of 31 March for all homes in England to get weekly food waste collections, but many local authorities missed this, including Leicester City Council who expect to start their services after May 2028.
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Fiona Tribe @fionatribe.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 09/04/2026
"The Scottish island of Summerisle, home of the best fruit in Britain. The first thing you notice? No churches. The farmers here practice a fascinating form of pre-Christian worship…and I just learned I'll be playing the lead role in their annual May Day festival. First stop: my costume fitting."
(fake) Tom Scott video thumbnail featuring 1973's The Wicker Man. "Can this ritual bring their apples back?"

I will be blocking anyone who makes an "oh god the bees" reference, that is a different movie not worthy of discussion.
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Rob McCallum @robmccallum.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
My thoughts on it @bsky.app
Attie AI is blocked
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clever display name lacker @pfish.zone · 29/03/2026
Colonel Mustard saying the quoted skeet
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m. @mrh2197.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
#filmsky #moviesky
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butterfly. ☭ 🇵🇸🔻🇮🇪 @gothgf.rip · 27/03/2026
Proportionate and appropriate response.
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 22/03/2026
echo chamber this bubble that but do you know what feels really fucking awesome? having surrounded yourself with people that genuinely care about other people, not having to hear stupid shit all the time, and not weighing down every conversation with trying to educate someone who doesn't wanna learn
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Will @nightwater.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Hedgehogs!!!!
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Abz-J-Harding ☾ @abzjharding.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Stick Larry the Cat on the £5 note.
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Whenever I see a joke about estrogen letting you double jump, some gremlin voice in my head assumes we're talking metroidvanias and tries to figure out the full upgrade tree. Laser hair removal grants an iframe dodge. Using she/her pronouns in public for the first time confers +50% fire resistance.
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Like, I'm not arguing with you about whether it's the "best ever", but... look. If you can't think of a SINGLE THING you'd criticise about your favourite media, what that tells me is your understanding of it is so shallow that nothing you have to say about it could possibly be worth listening to.
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Michael DeForge @michaeldeforge.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
made fan art for my favourite horror movie
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Rovina Cai @rovinacai.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Castle Ravenloft 🏰 For MtG Secret Lair x Dungeons & Dragons: Strahd's Descent. AD Anthony Garzzona
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eerie dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 28/01/2026
"I say, Jeeves. This character sheet's all wrong. What's this Thacko business?"

"THAC0, sir. An abbreviation of To Hit Armor Class 0. In Advanced Dungeons and Dragons Second Edition, a low number is preferable in both."

"By Grabthar's hammer, Jeeves. One doesn't know if one's coming or going."

"Indeed, sir."

"It's enough to make one pine for GURPS."

"Very nearly, sir."
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Ant-one @ant1draws.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
“-All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us”
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 16/01/2026
im leaving forever. goodbye [deactivates account] [10 minutes pass] [reactivates] and ANOTHER thing!
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Love this from Guillermo del Toro
“Be kind, be involved, believe in your art,” he said. “At a time when people tell you art is not important, that is always the prelude to fascism. When they tell you it doesn’t matter, when they tell you a fucking app can do art you say, if it’s that important, why the fuck do they want it so bad? The answer is because they think they can debase everything that makes us a little better, a little more human. And that, in my book, and in my life, includes monsters.”
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Alanah Pearce @alanahpearce.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
call me crazy but it really feels like “World’s Richest Man Creates AI Chatbot That Generates Child Porn” would’ve been a huge international outrage requiring a governmental crackdown not even 24 months ago
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Happy 20 Years since Jackie Tyler was nearly killed by a Christmas Tree.
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Dog Grrrl (BRANDY HARRINGTON CORE.) @tomokokuroki.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Top 10 terrorists #7
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laura @godheadheavyindustries.life · 09/12/2025
so insanely fucking real for this
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I'm always thrown a bit when folks say that Defunctland's Disney videos are "mean", because for my money they're not mean enough by half. I feel like they often drift into uncritical genuflection upon Disney's legacy and end up skimming over stuff that REALLY warrants more attention than it's given.
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