Sign in

nick (slut) .cash

@nickca.sh
2.4K followers 2.7K following 4.1K posts

sorry for being weird and off-putting i dont know how to be better

PostsRepliesMedia
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 17m
I overheard one saying some pretty biphobic things once tho
000
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 19m
please
010
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 19m
the best kisses are the cherry cordial ones. they are (to the best of my knowledge) transphobia-free
100
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 22h
awesome. now that I've built up good will, here's my first attempt. I will understand if you block me now bsky.app/profile/nick...
120
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 23h
black pudding slices
020
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 23h
if you'll accept a crunchwrap supreme as an ersatz burrito, I made one with baked beans, bacon, bangers, a hash brown, black pudding, eggs, and brown sauce. it is not the worst thing I've done with a full english
layer 1 beans (and cheese to glue it together)layer two: bacon and chipolata bangers layers three and four: hashbrown and black pudding cross section
211
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 29/09/2026
Obama made cloves illegal as part of his anti-goth agenda. it's all been downhill since
120
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 29/09/2026
I would die for Buddo
021
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 27/09/2026
thank you for your words of encouragement bot-tan. I am headed to the hidden valley headquarters with a high powered sniper rifle
000
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 26/09/2026
italians are great in theory but it's just not realistic
3374
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 26/09/2026
sorry for the spoilers. or non spoilers. whatever this is
120
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 26/09/2026
huh. I think you're on to something. he's weirdly unimportant to the story, like nothing would change without him there. and he spends a lot of time just out of frame in important moments
120
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 26/09/2026
I'll be honest. I have also never seen cheers nor have I watched frasier in twenty years. wings, probably closer to thirty I just wanted to make a joke about the cheers cinematic universe
020
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 26/09/2026
just watch frasier or wings the cheers cinematic universe is better
110
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 26/09/2026
oh wait I found my favorite
a blurry photo of my face being licked by a pitbull with no chill whatsoever
130
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 26/09/2026
you don't understand. my mom has two pittbulls and anytime I'm at her house I am viciously attacked
two adorable pittbulls, one jumping up on me and smiling, the other has a very heart-shaped fur pattern another cute pitbull who insists on sitting on me at all times. this time directly on my neck. it was not pleasant (for me) but she looks cute doing it
340
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 25/09/2026
he and the other dude canceled that day (always two there are) both sexually assaulted people they were also annoying but it's a little weird everyone is focusing on that part
120
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 25/09/2026
eww
030
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 25/09/2026
and if not, well.. there are options
taco holder butt plug, surrounded by bits of shredded lettuce and cheese
superimposed is the text "TacoHolderButtPlug.com" in a way that looks very 90s internet graphic design
010
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 25/09/2026
sorry, I need clarification... you're saying they should never see their parents again if they were "raised wrong" in regards to bringing coffee to an interview?
110
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 25/09/2026
this is why the oxford comma is important
0250
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 25/09/2026
epic win. updoots to you my good sir
000
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 25/09/2026
not really, bsky has always had this ethos of "if you don't like someone's post, block them immediately" so there was a lot of "I didn't get your joke, you are hereby banished to the shadowrealm"
3220
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 25/09/2026
"dumb humans can't, but what about the elves?" and I'm quite certain he sees himself as an elf and the rest of us as human
000
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 25/09/2026
when bnuuy's flop, that's the good stuff
000
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 25/09/2026
"The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim. I want that twink obliterated" - edsger dijkstra, more or less
0182
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 25/09/2026
010
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 25/09/2026
my mom loved it, of all people. so anyone you can get to watch it will agree it's just so hard to get anyone to watch it when the premise is "what if madmen... but computers?" even if it quickly blows past that premise
140
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 25/09/2026
it's crazy, up until maybe ~4 years ago gpt was seen as just a toy its biggest usage was probably www.reddit.com/r/SubSimulat... which is a silly sub that makes funny posts that sound like redditors. it's literally a joke
060
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 25/09/2026
everyone who watched it feels the same way all six of us
190
Reposted by nick (slut) .cash
The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
welcome to The Museum of Menacing Jugs
515111
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 25/09/2026
I made the (obvious) joke about catgirls, but half the replies are like "finally, I can be a werewolf" so I say dream big, you can be whatever you want
010
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 24/09/2026
I listened to them for like a decade before finding out their name is pronounced "night-zer" and does not rhyme with "mister ed"
010
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 24/09/2026
I've been saying this for years! also old people smell like cardboard. that's probably not a reason to get rid of them, but I don't like it
110
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 24/09/2026
"epstein created covid to help zionists eradicate the irish" is now my favorite conspiracy theory. nothing is gonna top this one
25613
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 24/09/2026
I read something once that described nasturtium flowers as "showy and bisexual" and I can only hope to be described that way someday
020
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 24/09/2026
I don't understand furries but I believe everyone has the right to be into weird stuff and also get fur implants now, I guess
edit of ww2 propaganda poster showing a furry 
"This man is your FRIEND
He fights for FREEDOM"
0221
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 24/09/2026
they don't even sell those there everyone knows you have to go to costco for that
020
Reposted by nick (slut) .cash
Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 02/04/2026
“It is a striking indication of the social and cultural decay inherent in the final stages of capitalism, when elaborate scientific methods begin to be used, no longer to promote, but to eliminate intelligence from among the workers, because intelligent workers become Communists.” R. P. Dutt (1934)
91105329
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 24/09/2026
It's a remake in the sense that all Zelda games are remakes of LoZ
000
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 24/09/2026
science is finally doing what it was always meant to do -- making catgirls real freedomofform.org/7606/septemb...
Demonstration of fur implant technology in live subjects

Figure 1: Synthetic fur implants were tested in 2 subjects. Left: Illustration of a fur implant as used in these experiments. Here, implants were placed in incisions angled at roughly 45 degrees in the skin
615235
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 21/09/2026
this was when cloth masks were still the thing and they were basically mesh
000
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 21/09/2026
anarchy was actually the first kmfdm song I heard (downloaded via ftp!!) so I was a little spoiled but dogma was one of my favorites for so long
020
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 21/09/2026
I *love" the song. but..
120
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 21/09/2026
this joke would've killed on 1996 twitter
130
Reposted by nick (slut) .cash
🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Listen: Jon Arbuckle has come unstuck in time.
2379
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 21/09/2026
if you saw this post earlier where I typoed kmdfm, no you didn't
040
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 21/09/2026
big fan of both kmfdm and nicole blackman but let's all finally admit Dogma is just her reading a list of hot topic tshirts
3102
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 21/09/2026
what the fuck is yours???
070
nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 20/09/2026
I really need android photos to not treat every image I download with the same importance as pictures I've actually taken
android photos suggested "people & pets" album, showing an old photo of me when I was fat, a ghostly image of epstein, and some cat memes
140