iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 2h

Intrusive thoughts like:

an orange tabby cat with a white bib sitting loafed up in a crocheted cat bed looking comfy and content, maybe even smiling a little. Behind her, the ears and eyes of a tiny orange tabby cat that could be her twin are visible peeping over the edge of the bed as he considers pouncing on her.

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Mr. Buddy @alexfirer.bsky.social · 18h

Instead of Harry Potter everyone should read The Power Broker. And instead of going "which house am I in" go "how many parks would Robert Moses make for me given my race, class, and general personality"

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Rick Desolate 🪦 | The D-Pad @ricdesi.dpad.fm · 3h

Sarah just 360 no-scoped me out of nowhere with this screencap, I have never been so mortally wounded

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Confidently Paranoid @niblick-iii.bsky.social · 4h

Got a voicemail from a spam call that, in the way of these things, cuts in midway through the message because they don't understand how answerphones work. This one said "... To hear in English, press 1. To hear in Chinese, press 2. [long message in Chinese, presumably repeating the entire thing]"

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Confidently Paranoid @niblick-iii.bsky.social · 10h

Since the beginning of 2024, I have had to replace my washing machine, fridge freezer, microwave, and now cooker. Everyone pray for me that I'm done now, that's all of them.

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 23h

Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager

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Mitch Benn @mitchbenn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Kitchen, living room, Hellmouth, bathroom, bedroom…

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Confidently Paranoid @niblick-iii.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I am fully in my dvd extras era right now. I've spent the last few weeks rewatching Red Dwarf and all the commentaries and special features, and the only way to follow that up was to start in the LOTR extras. We didn't know how good we had it in the 2000s

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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes

A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"

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Confidently Paranoid @niblick-iii.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

How late does your friend have to be meeting you at a cafe for you to order without them? Asking for a me. (they have a toddler, so I'm not mad, just hungry. And they're out of oat milk so I can't order hot chocolate whilst I wait, which is what I was going to do)

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Confidently Paranoid @niblick-iii.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Started doing this, realised all my answers were dull expect this: I learnt to whistle twice. First, as kid, someone told me whistling was unladylike, so I made a point to learn. As a teen, I had braces and they changed the shape of my face so much, I had to learn again.

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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

endnotes are a plot by big bookmark to sell twice as many bookmarks

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Confidently Paranoid @niblick-iii.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Add to the list of human foods Cassie desperately wants to try: my banana

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National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 03/10/2026

We have the best-named machinery ever.

The back of a wheeled trailer with a red sign saying "Trailer Swift"

The back of a wheeled trailer with overhanging leaves and a green sign saying "Elizabeth Trailer"

The back of a low trailer with a plastic water container on top and a plastic tap. The sticker across the bumper reads "Splash Gordon"

A bright orange wheelie trolley with the name "Jack Sparrow the Sack Barrow" printed in white on the side

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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The most disappointing video you’ll see today.

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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever

A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities

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Confidently Paranoid @niblick-iii.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Fun times. Having occasional pain in my elbow over the past few months. Playing up today, and Doctor Google says probably it's tennis elbow caused by using a computer mouse. The primary treatment is rest which means I may have entered my ergonomic mouse era...

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Confidently Paranoid @niblick-iii.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Mine is incorrectly correcting people using less or fewer. No one else will find it funny and I just seem like a dick.

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

RIDDLE: I make no sound and have two eyes. Covered in dirt, I'm a big surprise. Who am I? (answer is in next post in thread)

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Andy Raff is Definitely Not the Werewolf in this Scenario @wulfboyraff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hot Take: We should spend less time engaging with "British food is bad" commentary as if it's a good faith argument, and more time just pointing out that it's just a way to push the racist view that you have to be a pasty gammon colour to be British.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

ME: there is no "i" in "the beholder" therefore beauty does not exist SOCRATES: holy shit

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Confidently Paranoid @niblick-iii.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Things I did not expect to have to Google: "can cats have spinach?" (don't worry, the answer was its probably fine and Cassie didn't actually eat any, but she *really* wanted to when I dropped some on the floor just now)

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Confidently Paranoid @niblick-iii.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I don't... Why. Leaving aside the joy of record shops. Leaving aside the claude of it all. If I'm buying something on vinyl I already know I like it. I'm not *discovering* music on vinyl, there's way cheaper ways to find new music. Why don't you have your own opinions already?

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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Liquid Bluesky

National Trust• @nationaltrust.org.uk
Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk.

Except someone with ceoliac disease

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Confidently Paranoid @niblick-iii.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Always frustrating to forget your parking ticket in the car and have to go down several floors to get it and go up again to pay. Even more frustrating when you do that when you are at an event that will result in massive queues to leave the car park, and now you're at the back of it

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Confidently Paranoid @niblick-iii.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Made the rookie error of not realising it was hoody weather before the cat decided to sleep on my lap. My legs are warm but my arms are cold.

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Confidently Paranoid @niblick-iii.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I appear to be suffering from a condition called "took an extended sofa nap with a cat on my chest whilst being over 35" (my shoulder is fucked)

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

cuth pube

A sign that attempts to spell out "the Cube pub" by shifting the B in Cube down with the PU right before it and TH before the E.

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Confidently Paranoid @niblick-iii.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"We should bring back hats for men," I say, confidently, enjoying the 60s aesthetic. I see a man in a fedora irl. Oh dear, oh no.

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Wrestling’s fake, huh? Explain this: Kenny Omega Vs 9 year-old girl

youtu.be

Kenny Omega vs. 9 year old

YouTube video by Parker Harris

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 24/09/2026

my kids are so much better than ai; they don’t even need to be told to “ignore all previous instructions”, they just do it

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Confidently Paranoid @niblick-iii.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

And also, as I have been reminded recently, often include behind the scenes content of a type that just doesn't exist on streaming

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Matt Peters @mrmightyink.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Disney: we can’t think of ANY way to make The Muppets work. Meanwhile, Marvel:

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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 24/09/2026

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.

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RedScharlach @redscharlach.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Fair play to Specsavers, on point as always with the topical ads

A poster at Kings Cross station, featuring the bit of the Bayeux Tapestry that depicts King Harold (or some other knight, I won’t get into the academic debate here) with an arrow in his eye. The slogan reads “Something in your eye? We can help treat it in store” and “Should’ve goneth to Specsavers”.

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Confidently Paranoid @niblick-iii.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My digestive system appears to have woken up and chosen violence today. Currently debating with myself whether it's sufficiently violent to leave the office and work from home for the rest of the day

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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Oh god, I wasn't prepared Irony isn't a strong enough word...

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Confidently Paranoid @niblick-iii.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

That awkward moment when you're out with your family, and there is an awkwardly placed chair near your table, and you want to comment on it, but you cannot think of a single other way to describe it than "oh hey, look at the cuck chair over there"

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Cameron Yarde Jnr @cameronyardejnr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Saw these old Kwik Fit and Do-It-All commercials on You Tube yesterday. An annoyingly catchy tunes sung by jolly workmen. Alas Smith & Jones did an excellent spoof of these types of commercials and even got Daniel Peacock from the Do-It-All ad! Chef's kiss!

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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

People don’t know this but each Flock camera has a delicious Wonka Bar inside.

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

What happens when you lose faith in Mankind? You bring out Cactus Jack

Confidently Paranoid @niblick-iii.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Just committed the cardinal sin of standing up within an hour and a half of dinner time, which means I am now getting hopeful kitty stares because that obviously means those poor starving waifs will finally be fed

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026

great art articulates eternal truths

script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
[They do not log off]

CURTAIN

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Confidently Paranoid @niblick-iii.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Woke up this morning to find the pump on the cats' water fountain had failed. Annoying as I only bought it at the end of January. But fair play to their customer services, I emailed them this morning, and within an hour they had confirmed a replacement would be shipped today

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Confidently Paranoid @niblick-iii.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

But of course, cats are cold, unaffectionate creatures, and Cassie definitely hasn't spent the last 20 minutes purring in my ear...

Selfie of me laying on the sofa, with Cassie laying on my chest, her head snuggled against the side of my head

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Confidently Paranoid @niblick-iii.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

You know what would be fun @nationaltrust.org.uk ? A place where you can I could log on and see all the visits I've made this year, and thus how much money I've saved with my membership

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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 16/09/2026

good morning to the Guardian newspaper

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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

They’re helping

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