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Kevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How do we incentivize people to paint wizards on their vans again I haven’t seen a wizard van in a decade and it feels like we lost something precious Can we offer up a tax credit? Little bags of shrooms? Start a wizard van painting program at vocational schools?
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Guich Koock” is the number one search term on adult websites in Wales
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
I just honestly can't get over that Save Women Sports, an anti-trans group could only find five trans athletes competing K through 12. Five. The NCAA president testified a year and a half ago or so that there were less than 10 college level trans athletes. What the fuck are we doing, people
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 12/09/2026
if the computer creates a simulation of me to torture for all time because i didnt help it come into being i will simply kick its ass and take over computer hell. computers dont have hands i could easily win a fight with it
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Imagine if you just gave mathematicians 22 million dollars
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 03/09/2026
me checking our AI status: Functional
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
in the pre-enlightenment era when you literally had no way to discern fact from fantasy, yeah, you'd read that and think "yeah sounds legit, who can say it didn't happen? worrying about what's real is for weirdo poets and alchemists, i got barley to till"
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 02/09/2026
With their parents' permission, I interviewed Riley about their self-dubbed "master plan" to prank Harrow, and whether we should, in fact, be more frightened of children. (Riley says yes.)
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Be afraid, be very afraid - C-VILLE Weekly
When we featured local author Alix E. Harrow on our August 19 cover, we never thought it would follow her to her kids’ bus stop. On August 25, Harrow posted on Bluesky: “one thing i didn’t anticipate ...
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Your Moment of Zen: Martin Gregus Jr. captured this polar bear swimming alongside a pod of beluga whales on drone footage in the Arctic. Polar bears are occasional predators of belugas (ambush at airholes), but they know they can easily outrun the bear in open water. (📷: mywildlive on IG)
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newt buddy @newtbuddy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Downgrade a movie: Some Things, a Few Places, Consecutively
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Jae 🏳️‍🌈 @jaeauthor.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Readers of sapphic fiction, I'd love your input! I’m running a survey to learn more about your reading habits & how you're dealing with the changes in the book world. I'd appreciate it if you could take a moment to fill out the anonymous survey: jae-fiction.com/sapphic-fict...
Survey for readers of sapphic fiction
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newt buddy @newtbuddy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make a band bigger Pussy Revolution
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newt buddy @newtbuddy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make a band bigger Burritocat
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newt buddy @newtbuddy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make a band bigger 200 gecs
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Kate Schapira: "Well Put & Generalizable" @kateschapira.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
If you've internalized the notion that household-level actions are your only zone of agency, & your goal is to be innocent of harm at that level, you limit your power big-time, *including* by cutting yourself off from connection w/people "doing less" than you. Companies love this one weird trick!
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Bantership Potemkin @bonesdrawstuff.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Here are some examples of actual Bushwhackers
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CPN @oksettledown.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Thank you for your attention to this matter!!
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Ainsley S @americanbeetles.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I thought I was ready for the WVMC ball with my Lamproderma fruiting body ensemble, but was IMMEDIATELY humbled by this gasteromycete
Posing like a superstar in my sequined myxomycete outfit made of iridescent balloonsA cheerful mycologist dressed in the biggest fucking puffball costume I’ve ever seen, and buddy she DANCED in it too
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Honest to God, don't think I've been inspired by a YouTube video like this in my life. What a weird savant.
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America’s largest grocery store should be out of business
YouTube video by Morning Brew
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Yf you spye a fadid signe at the syde of the roade that saith 'V short leagues to the Shack of Love'
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
More about the amazing inventor, Margaret E. Knight! womenshistory.si.edu/blog/margare...
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Margaret Knight Invented a Machine that Shapes the Way We Shop
Margaret E. Knight was an American inventor best known for a machine that mechanized the manufacturing of flat-bottom paper bags.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 03/08/2026
Decades ago, Kris Hansen showed 3M that its PFAS chemicals were in people's bodies. Her bosses halted her work. Now she wrestles with the secrets that 3M kept from her and the world. (Published May 2024)
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Toxic Gaslighting: How 3M Executives Convinced a Scientist the Forever Chemicals She Found in Human Blood Were Safe
Decades ago, Kris Hansen showed 3M that its PFAS chemicals were in people’s bodies. Her bosses halted her work. As the EPA now forces the removal of the chemicals from drinking water, she wrestles wit...
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newt buddy @newtbuddy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
🫠 www.reuters.com/world/africa...
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US government map of Africa mislabels every country at global conference
A U.S. government map of Africa mislabeled every country during a State Department presentation at ‌a global conference taking place in Brazil this week, causing a stir among attendees who took screen...
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newt buddy @newtbuddy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Movie that you've seen more than six times?
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Big Wonderful Wyoming @wydot.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Lone Tree, 7/29/2026, 7:54:22 PM
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
what—and i cannot stress this enough—the actual eff www.ft.com/content/1ed4...
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The Spirit of Lorenzo the Cat @lorenzothecat.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Vets at the Cincinnati Animal CARE shelter in Ohio built a custom wheelchair with rulers, hot wheels and tape for this kitten with a spinal injury. Kitten's name is Gelato and he is doing just fine.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 22/07/2026
the nostalgia diner industry should have aged past the 50s. I should be able to go to an era-accurate 90s diner, served a room temp Fruitopia by staff in babydoll dresses, there should be a Street Fighter 2 Championship Edition machine against the wall. They could sell Desert Storm trading cards.
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
My Jimothy Raccoon fan art. What a guy.
Illustration of a raccoon with a shortened spine walking across a brick wall. Tree branches spell out Jimothy
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Kyle Cassidy @kylecassidy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
With this budget they could just give every actual communist in America $3,000,000 each to move somewhere else.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
every gardener i follow is going absolutely hogwild flexing that they eat lettuce from behind their house. i've never seen gardeners act like this in my life. this is our super bowl. this is our olympics. gold medal in shitting normally
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
infected lettuce entering my body to cause explosive diarrhea
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newt buddy @newtbuddy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I would be an excellent stay at home parent for about 90 minutes. After that, the kid would just be racking up therapy material. Let's hope I'm never appointed to that job.
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Miranda Yaver @mirandayaver.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I submitted my comment on the dangers of finalizing the OMB rule. Have you? Tomorrow, July 13 is the deadline!
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Max Gladstone @maxgladstone.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
As far as "books for kids" go I do sometimes wonder if the existence of a YA shelf robs young folks of the joys of early unsupervised exposure to the ranting of depraved communists and libertarian sex-weirdos in the SFF section, an important inoculation when it doesn't destroy 3-10 years of yr life
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[Spooky Name Placeholder] @mxlabradorite.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This interview in Vanity Fair came out in 2010, and this exchange from it has lived rent-free in my head ever since.
So listen, I’m not sure how to broach this subject. There’s a lot of half-naked men in Jackass, and a lot of anal play and nipple torture and testicle touching. Is it possible that Jackass is at least a smidge gay?

Knoxville: I’m offended you just said a smidge!

It’s more than a smidge?

Knoxville: We’re over here sitting on rainbows and you say a smidge.

You’re a gay pride parade waiting to happen?

Knoxville: We’re a gay pride parade that’s happening! And in 3-D!

It’s not just homoerotic tension?

Knoxville: No, man, it’s all about release with us.

Steve-O: We always thought it was funny to force a heterosexual MTV generation to deal with all of our thongs and homoerotic humor. In many ways, all our gay humor has been a humanitarian attack against homophobia. We’ve been trying to rid the world of homophobia for years, and I think gay people really dig it too.

This was way too easy. I had all of these questions designed to lure you into admitting your subconscious desire to fuck each other. But apparently you’re not suppressing anything.

Knoxville: Suppressing?! Wait till I tell the guys you said suppressing! We’re not suppressing anything! We’re over here sitting on dicks!
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I do understand why people talk about the “far-reaching implications” of bad legislation and unjust laws. But isn’t one trans child made to suffer or one immigrant deported too many? How do you determine the threshold for caring? Isn’t any amount of injustice and dehumanization an unbearable amount?
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Lexi Koren @lexikoren.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
We’re currently fighting an initiative in Washington State that has genital exams as part of the enforcement mechanism. www.kuow.org/stories/tran...
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Transgender ballot initiative could require genital exams for WA secondary school students
Young female athletes in Washington schools would likely have to obtain genital exams to participate in school sports, if a controversial ballot initiative passes in November.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Healthcare has to be one of the 2 most important planks to run on in 2028. It has to be Improved Medicare For All or bust. Single payer that includes vision, dental, and mental health for ALL. Go to war with the insurance companies. Tie healthcare to everything because it is tied to everything.
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
If youre fucked up and depressed Lie on the floor LIE ON THE FLOOR If youre fucked up and depressed Lie on the floor LIE ON THE FLOOR If youre fucked up and depressed and you really wanna show it If youre fucked up and depressed Lie on the floor
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
helpful coverage from @elpais.com english.elpais.com/usa/2025-08-...
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In the heart of the Miccosukee, the Native American tribe that shut down Alligator Alcatraz
The community found refuge from white persecution deep in the Everglades swamps centuries ago. Together with environmental groups, they succeeded in forcing the closure of the immigration detention ce...
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 24/06/2026
The practice of platform strategy is something of a lost art in the world of technology products, but it's a skillset we may need to revive for the battle against the harms of Big AI. Here's a look at how we can do exactly that: www.anildash.com/2026/06/23/f...
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How we’ll fight the platform war against Big AI - Anil Dash
A blog about making culture. Since 1999.
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newt buddy @newtbuddy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Tiger Mountain trail.
A trail through shady green woods
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Tiger Mountain trail.
A trail through shady green woods
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Forever Louise Brooks @foreverlouiseb1.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Viola Dana for Dangerous to Men (1920).
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Alex Wild @alexwild.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Given the astounding success of the reflecting pool, I can't wait to see how the no-bid contracts to build the ballroom bunker turn out.
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newt buddy @newtbuddy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
A symmetrical array of daisies in a grassy field.
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Buttons (Ashley) 🏴‍☠️#OFMDForLife🏴‍☠️ 🏳️‍🌈🤡 @sevensugars.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Since I did do my PhD in cyanobacteria growth and treatment optimization modeling AND work in the water treatment industry, I’m gonna share my theory as to what’s happening here and how to fix it. People are focusing on the painted bottom of the pool increasing residual heat, and while that 1/19
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Everyone shut up I finally got a video of Jyn doing her cartoon snoring thing
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