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Nathan Alderman

@nathanalderman.com
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Word arranger, story mechanic, question asker, door knocker, Oxford comma enthusiast. Senior News Reporter at @cvilleweekly.bsky.social. Freelance manuscript editor for hire. Opinions are my own. Signal: Nathan.778

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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 4h
Just wrote the filthiest thing I've ever published in the newspaper, and it's about road construction. I love my job.
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 5h
Finally, a TV series celebrating the truest of American heroes: Investigative journalists for free alt-weekly newspapers. I feel seen! (But seriously, this show is a delight. Strong Coen Brothers vibes in the best possible way.)
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 5h
Happy @cvilleweekly.bsky.social day to all who celebrate! This week, we recommend wearing a bib or having a napkin handy before you peruse our cover story on Charlottesville's best new restaurants -- because you're gonna start drooling.
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From Argentine asado and elevated pub fare to restorative pho andsurprisingly good bowling-alley bites, these new restaurants gave us plenty to savor this year  - C-VILLE Weekly
Charlottesville doesn’t exactly hurt for places to eat, and this year’s crop of newcomers gave us plenty of reasons to rearrange our dinner plans. Chefs came home, familiar restaurant spaces found new...
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 17h
My novel in progress, like my previous one, is structured as nine roughly stand-alone "episodes" in three acts, designed to be serialized. Its predecessor wound up at nearly 200K words. I just finished episode 3 and act 1 of this new one. I'm at 94K+ words. Oh, dear.
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Ralph Wiggum: *Chuckles* I'm in danger.
Alt: Ralph Wiggum: *Chuckles* I'm in danger.
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 19h
Why are we renaming things? It’s like the captain on the Titanic, after the iceberg hit, renaming the ship the Indomitable.
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Dan Schkade @danschkade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
AVAILABLE TO-DAY!
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 29/09/2026
Perhaps we should rethink the institution of “sheriff.” Seems flawed! www.wusa9.com/article/news...
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 29/09/2026
Mariachi music is pretty high up there on my list of inexplicable fondnesses. This is lovely.
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 28/09/2026
At @cvilleweekly.bsky.social, we've got an update to our Sept. 16 story about the Greene County Sheriff's Office's failure to report dozens of traffic stops from its June 23 ICE raids, as the law requires. That data's up now. 1 in 4 drivers Greene stopped in June were Latino.
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Greene sheriff adds 40 missing calls to traffic stop data - C-VILLE Weekly
Updated September 28, 2026: Amid a civil rights investigation by the Virginia Attorney General’s office into its traffic stop practices, newly updated data from the Greene County Sheriff’s Office show...
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 27/09/2026
Intriguing news. Watts did a solid job on his Spidey trilogy, and his SKELETON CREW compellingly cross-wires Star Wars and classic Amblin with TREASURE ISLAND. (Its only misfire: Its incongruously dark & violent opening scene, in a series meant for kids.) gizmodo.com/jon-watts-is...
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Jon Watts Is Our 'Star Wars: Episode X' Director
A new trilogy of 'Star Wars' movies is coming, and the 'Spider-Man: Home' director will helm the first entry.
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 27/09/2026
Is it me or is every new Paramount movie now “Buck Leathertruck, coal rancher, must rescue his hot helpless wife’s angelic pure daughter from the Bad Men who want to take all our* stuff” or “White Sportsman does man sports, whitely” *oh, you know the ones
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 27/09/2026
Let the past die. Kill it if you have to. No wait JJ Abrams likes nostalgia! Lightsaber go WHRRRR PSSSHTTTT
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 26/09/2026
Allison Spillman’s comparison of TPUSA to the KKK - for which she publicly apologized — is looking more and more accurate all the time. Here’s a blatant neo-Nazi who was pals and coworkers with Charlie Kirk.
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 25/09/2026
Hiding inside season 2 of Guy Ritchie's THE GENTLEMEN on Netflix is one of the year's best action movies. Ep 7, "This Mad Circus," directed by Nick Rowland, is a lean, terrific exercise in steadily escalating tension and stakes, with a showcase performance for Vinnie Jones, the series's quiet MVP.
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 25/09/2026
Oh, excellent, yet another hurdle to homeownership, atop tight supply and rising prices!
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 25/09/2026
I'm assuming FARSCAPE was left off because it premiered in 1999, right? ... right? Also: No VERONICA MARS? Really?
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 25/09/2026
VSP traffic stop data for August shows Greene County's reported percentage of Latino-driver traffic stops starting to rise again -- 15%, vs. 13% in July, 17% (as initially reported) in June, and 19% in May. But those numbers, assuming they're complete and accurate, don't quite tell the whole story.
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 25/09/2026
Apparently my entire life I have been going around making pancakes WITHOUT adding ricotta cheese to the batter, something I now recognize as a grievous, nay, nigh-unforgivable error.
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 24/09/2026
Time enough, one hopes, for their landlord to come to his/her/its senses and give them a break. I propose a tacos-for-rent-relief swap. Even landlords need tacos.
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 24/09/2026
I’m impressed by the sheer volume of copyright infringement taking place on this one tow truck.
A red tow truck inexplicably bearing paintings of the Tasmanian Devil (behind the driver’s door), the monkey from Dora the Explorer (over the rear wheels) and, considerably less lively in his rendering, the cop dog from Paw Patrol (back of the cab).
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 24/09/2026
Paper tag on a string around his neck with his address and phone number, and the message PLEASE LOOK AFTER THIS BILLIONAIRE.
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Sally Duncan @sallyforsupervisor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
😭 our land use policies affect the cost of more than housing!!!
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 24/09/2026
I don't have time to write more, but ICE is working to remove people to third countries in violation of D.V.D. v. DHS. I've been up since 5:20 A.M. working with two other attorneys to prevent our client from being shipped out. If you rep someone at risk of third country removal, check on them NOW
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 24/09/2026
Aaron Sorkin's coming to Charlottesville for a conversation at the Virginia Film Festival, and all I can think of is the entire crowd having to follow him and the interviewer as they walk-and-talk up and down the length of the Downtown Mall.
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 24/09/2026
My intrepid colleague Catie Ratliff is live at the contentious Dairy Market Phase III meeting tonight…
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Matthew Gillikin @mtgillikin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This article captures a dynamic I’ve seen in Charlottesville/Albemarle leaders who push hard for change: public attacks from the broader far-right and private alienation from local defenders of the status quo. I appreciate Allison speaking up, despite all she’s gone through. She’s one of the best.
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Katie Bergh @katiebergh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Food insecurity didn't go away just because they stopped collecting the data. (Our chart will not be going away, either.)
Chart showing the prevalence of food insecurity among all households and households with children over time, with no data shown for 2025. Title: Food Insecurity Data Not Released for 2025; USDA Canceled Data Collection After 2025 Republican Reconciliation Law's Historic SNAP Cuts
Subtitle: USDA canceled the nation's longest running and most consistent measure of food insecurity, taking away a crucial measure to track the mounting impacts of the harmful 2025 Republican reconciliation law
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 23/09/2026
I am from Texas, I love Texas BBQ, and you have to understand that this is basically an apocalyptic event when viewed through those lenses.
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Sally Duncan @sallyforsupervisor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
BOS and SB need to be paid more; BOS should be paid a full-time wage and be a full-time job.
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Daryn Henry @jamesdarynhenry.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This riveting and painful @cvilleweekly.bsky.social @nathanalderman.com piece illuminates and probes profoundly the drastic carnage of MAGA era politics on the local level: c-ville.com/the-former-s...
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The former school board member wanted to serve her community—then the death threats started  - C-VILLE Weekly
By the time she made her final address as the at-large member of the Albemarle County School Board, Allison Spillman’s self-appointed enemies had been celebrating for more than a week.  “GOOD RIDDANCE...
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 23/09/2026
Happy @cvilleweekly.bsky.social day to all who celebrate! This week, our cover belongs to former at-large Albemarle school board member Allison Spillman, who cut short her first term and resigned last month. I wanted to know why -- so I asked her. c-ville.com/the-former-s...
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The former school board member wanted to serve her community—then the death threats started  - C-VILLE Weekly
By the time she made her final address as the at-large member of the Albemarle County School Board, Allison Spillman’s self-appointed enemies had been celebrating for more than a week.  “GOOD RIDDANCE...
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 23/09/2026
Years ago, after getting way too enthusiastic on a podcast, I wrote an entire screenplay where the Muppets crash the MCU. Looking forward to seeing what they do on Earth-616. nathanalderman.com/fiction/sill...
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The Muppets Take the MCU, by Nathan Alderman
In search of cultural relevance, the Muppets venture into the Marvel Cinematic Universe in this very strange fan script. (Electric) mayhem ensues.
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 22/09/2026
Kash Patel has his foot stuck in the wastebasket where he was trying to burn, and then stamp out, the little sticky note he kept on his monitor with the root access login and password to the FBI mainframe.
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 22/09/2026
Watching (and enjoying) Guy Ritchie's THE GENTLEMEN (TV edition), I'm struck by the difference between his gilded view of hereditary peerage (both his parents remarried aristos) and Matthew Vaughn's (illegitimate, disowned son of nobility) in the KINGSMAN movies. Fascinating contrast.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026
Career-Ending Facebook Comment Double-Checked For Spelling theonion.com/career-ending-facebook…
Career-Ending Facebook Comment Double-Checked For Spelling
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 22/09/2026
Yet another banger report by @propublicaguild.org and the fine journalists of @propublicaguild.org. Dying to know what other Congressmembers besides the two mentioned here were part of this scheme or ones like it.
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 22/09/2026
Like a fool, like a chump, I cooked with fish sauce tonight in a house with a) poor kitchen ventilation and b) young children.
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 20/09/2026
Usually the COVID vaccine hits me like a truck. This year I got a new kind that Moderna calls MNexSpike, and I'm ... fine. Lil' tired, maybe, but no headache, body aches, or extreme fatigue. (Honest, this is not a paid advertisement.)
Marge Simpson, holding a potato, says, "I just think it's neat!"
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 20/09/2026
Why ... do you need ... all the drones and snipers? For a Hitler arch between a military cemetery and a well-known tourist attraction? How many civilian pedestrians are you planning to snipe? Come to DC! See our many fine monuments! You may be shot at any moment!
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 19/09/2026
I showed my kids PACIFIC RIM today. My youngest: “It wasn’t the most age-appropriate movie, but it was pretty good.”
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 19/09/2026
The thing about Dave Barry is that he’s a wacky goofball right up until he’s not. When he turns serious, his writing can get extraordinary.
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 19/09/2026
I will be very glad if Ed Brubaker isn’t a creep, both because I have enjoyed his work and because a world with one fewer creep in it is always welcome. It would be nice not to be disappointed.
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 18/09/2026
Another photo we received from Greene County sources, allegedly taken today. No metadata, but based on landmarks, it appears to have been taken in the parking lot of the Burger King at 43 Stoneridge Dr. maps.app.goo.gl/hRSvYBjCLfMa...
In the parking lot of what appears to be a Burger King, from left to right:
- A white vehicle with flashing white and blue lights is parked behind
- a maroon Ford F-150 4x4 pickup truck where
- one sheriff's deputy in a tactical vest stands on the far side of the bed with his back to the camera
- An armed and apparently black-hooded man, a pistol strapped to his hip, wearing a black tactical vest with POLICE ICE markings, stands just behind an unidentified man with brown skin. The prisoner has his hands pressed to the truck. The ICE agent appears to be searching him. 
- Next to the passenger door, which is ajar, a thickset and bearded sheriff's deputy stands, looking at someone off-camera, holding his hand out in a gesture of warning.
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 18/09/2026
Got these photos from Greene County sources who say they were taken this morning. The photos have changed hands enough times that they lack metadata, but landmarks in the images suggest they're just outside Creekside Ranches off Preddy Creek Road. www.google.com/maps/place/R...
On a rural road, a dark gray Hyundai hatchback is either turned or stopped in the opposite lane, in front of either three vehicles from the Greene County Sheriff's Office, or two sheriff's vehicles -- a cruiser up front and a white transport van behind -- surrounding a third white vehicle. One sheriff's deputy is visible, standing in front of the open door of the cruise. A second figure who may either be a deputy or an ICE agent, dressed in quasi-military gear, stands near the driver's door of the white van. Signs in the image identify this as Preddy Creek Road, with a sign advertising Ryan Homes's Creekside development.In a second photo, the gray Hyundai is no longer in frame, and it seems clearer that two sheriff's vehicles have surrounded a third white SUV-type vehicle.
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 18/09/2026
*sighs, adds another date to the "look up and/or FOIA this data as soon as it's available" list*
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✅🚔 Verified Sheriff traffic stops on Route 29 in Ruckersville, Greene County / Se han confirmado controles de tráfico realizados por el sheriff en la Ruta 29, en Ruckersville, condado de Greene (9/18...
Map screenshot of Route 29 in Ruckersville, Greene County / Captura de pantalla del mapa de la Ruta 29 en Ruckersville, condado de Greene On Friday morning, September 18, 2026, there have been mult…
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 18/09/2026
Canvassing pro tips: - Always wave and smile at the camera, which is usually obvious and visible - Show respect for their property - Don't touch anything that doesn't belong to you - Definitely don't steal their mail (Also, nice "if you want peace, prepare for war" forearm tattoo there, chumley)
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 18/09/2026
Huh, weird how Glenn Youngkin's administration apparently bungled the highway maintenance budget to the tune of $1.7 billion. It's almost like a guy who lost a (figurative) slap-fight with his co-CEO at the Carlyle Group after being unable to share power might be bad at making financial decisions!
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 18/09/2026
Bluesky and @priscillapage.bsky.social in particular hipped me to this absolute face-melting masterpiece of lurid trash cinema, and I'm here to pay that favor forward. This is Ringo Lam's 1992 FULL CONTACT: therokuchannel.roku.com/details/c53b...
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 18/09/2026
So does anyone on Bluesky root for football teams that don’t constantly endure catastrophic losses or
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Rex Thrillho @evanbrady.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Star Trek novel parody cover. "When Kirk shows up yet again Pike must confront him and ask one question: Why Are You Always On My Ship? A new novel by Christopher Pike."
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