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Do you want to be a slave to fate, a servant to your eventual demise?

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The Arthur C. Clarke Award @clarkeaward.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Coming to the stage in 2027! 👉 www.rsc.org.uk/piranesi
Artwork for Piranesi the play. A disembodied hand pulling fingers through clay
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I had a quick read of the BBC's preview for traitors. "Julie Hesmondhalgh, will be known to audiences Up North especially as Roy Cropper's wife Hayley in the soap Coronation Street, between 1998 and 2014." This isn't false, but it is missing out a key part of why her character was a big deal.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 26/09/2026
Have I played “Control Resonant”? Sorry…I’m too busy reading the story of a man who “Controls Rocinante”…that’s right, Miguel Cervantes’ immortal tale “Don Quixote de La Mancha”. So you enjoy your strange “Federal Bureau”…I’ll be delighting in the adventures of Sancho Panza and his “Friendly Burro”
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Herr Spooky Gunther Büergers @calamityjon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wild thing I learned earlier today -- the phrase "This is a job for Superman" predates Superman. I found citations as early as 1909.
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It put the phrase "This is the thing that gets us to the thing" in my work vocab. And the Comet advert should be up there with The Carousel in the TV Hall of Fame.
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#itshappening! #controlresonant 🔻
The playstation home screen shows that I am currently downloading Control Resonant ahead of its release on Thursday (or Tuesday if you pre-ordered the digital deluxe edition on ps5)
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If we were still in the MSN era, my status would be "The Lockdown is falling. Combat-ready personnel report to section leaders immediately for further instructions. Converge on the lobby" But I don't think that would go down well as a WhatsApp status. 🔻
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
www.techradar.com/gaming/contr... 12/12, obvs.
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If you can tell your spectral planes from your paranatural powers, then our Control quiz is perfect for you
Excited for Control Resonant? Take our quiz on the first game from Remedy Entertainment to test your knowledge
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Here we go!
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Limmy Cheering
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I am currently queueing to get in to my local comics shop and thinking a lot about the Tumblr Devil's Sacrament post.
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Big fan
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
For 🇬🇧 people of a certain age. I sent my nephew a little present in the post and wrote inside the envelope "I saw this and I thought of you"
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"the author of that harry potter story leads an insane cult that's captured much of the media in this country" is a different person if you're in the UK or the US
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
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Reader of Banned Books @readerofbannedbook.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I was at a gig last night and the singer said "I love (city). Here I'm a 7 and everywhere else in the world I'm a 4." The crowd cheered, suggesting they were stupid as well as ugly.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I hope this Ishmael finds you whale
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 10/09/2026
Good morning, America
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
STOP IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEN HOLEN A CRYSTAL BALL OF A GUY LICKING AMERICAN FLAG POLICE BOOT'S "A SYMBOL OF NOT JUST RESPECTING AUTHORITY BUT SEEKING TO IMPRESS IT WITH DEVOTION" - YOULL NEVER LICK THE BOOT SO WELL THEY LET U WEAR IT ! DUMB ASS!!!!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
R.E.M. - New Adventures in Hi-Fi (listening to Leave the first time was a real adventure) Peter Gabriel - Peter Gabriel (that sure is Peter Gabriel)
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The king's adviser is actually a nice guy:
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Jody Houser ✒️🗯️🎲 @jodyhouser.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
media: are these blackshirts fascists. andy burnham: good question. my favourite biscuit with tea is a custard cream although in culcheth we used to call them cuppy-busters.
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Unironically, while this tweet didn't change my life, it DID make me more critical about what I enjoy, why I enjoy it and how to get more of it. It is also one of the greatest joke tweets I've seen.
Tweet from user @sean_becker in April 2024

[consoling a friend after a breakup]

HIM: I won’t find anyone as good as her

ME (just finished watching Moneyball): we’ll recreate her in the aggregate
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If you want to revisit what Harry Potter meant to you, you can...recreate it in the aggregate! Join a book group! Do a sport! Learn some obscure crafts Uphold the status quo that oppresses minorities! Have big dinners with friends! Visit a bird sanctuary and see an owl!
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Brad Pitt in Moneyball Meeting
Alt: Brad Pitt in Moneyball pointing
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 06/09/2026
The reason that the Harry Potter apologists won't just read better books is because they're not looking for good stories...if they were, they wouldn't have glommed on to Harry Potter. They're looking for the camaraderie and social phenomenon that Harry Potter was in the 2000s.
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Phillip K Dick first draft
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uosdɯᴉS ɐuɐꓷ 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
And that if you have any shot at happiness, you need to take it, because every human who lived before you suffered and died to build a world where you could be happy.
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Your toe-heel measurement is the same as your elbow-wrist measurement. Bonus fact! When you tell people this they either contort themselves to bring their foot up to their forearm, or they take their shoe off and hold it against their arm. Watching this is why I tell people the first fact.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
???? READ ALT TEXT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEAN WHO CANT REMEMBER WHAT THERE SUPPOSE TO BE DOING , AT WORK , AT HOME, IN A GAME, DOSENT MATTER, HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSE TO KEEP EVERYTHING STRAIGHT, EVERY DAY 10 THINGS YOU SHOULD DO AUTOMATICALLY AND 10 NEW THINGS YOU HAVE TO FIT IN YOUR DAY TOO, AND NOW A GUY IN TOWN WANT'S ME TO GO TO SOME OTHER AREA AND RETRIVE AN ITEM FOR HIM???? AND IDK THE GUY AND IDK WHY HE WANTS ME TO DO IT????? HE LOOKED AT MY DUMB ASS AND SAID THIS IS THE GUY TO FIND A MYSTERIOUS AMULET IN THE WOODS AND BRING IT BACK TO HIM , WHY WOULDENT I KEEP IT? DOES HE JUST THINK IM TO STUPID TO STEAL THE AMULET? WHAT COULD HE PAY ME THAT WOULD BE WORTH MORE THEN A AMULET????? ANY WAY DA TEXT "I FORGOT WHAT MY FUCKEN QUEST WAS, PROBLY SOME TREASURE? FORCED TO FIGHT RATS EVEN THOUGH ITS THERE CAVE, RETURN AN ITEM TO A GUY OR A PRINCESS? A GUY I DONT KNOW WHATS ME TO KILL A SECOND GUY I DONT KNOW? GREAT A STEARCASE THAT GOES DOWN TO A HARDER LEVEL " AND THATS ONE MORE THING I DONT CARE WHAT KIND OF FANTASTY WORLD IM IN ,DO NOT ASK ME TO KILL ANOTHER GUY, THE BEST FANTASY I HAVE IS KILLING NO GUYS, THE WORST NIGHTMARES I HAVE ARE WHEN I HAVE TO FIGHT A GUY, ALL I WANT IS 1 FUCKEN QUEST WHERE I CAN JUST BEAT SOMEONE AT CARD'S AND THEN I GET THE ITEM I WANT, ITS NOT REALISTIC TO ASK ME TO COMMIT ACTS THAT CHANGE MY LIFE FOREVER JUST TO PROGRESS A STORY , AND AFTER ALL THAT I DONT EVEN OWN THE FUCKEN VIDEO GAME? THERE SAYING I HAVE A LICENSE TO PLAY IT BUT I DONT OWN IT?????? THIS IS THE LAST ADVENTURE I GO ON - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Horizon Zero Dawn: The Frozen Wilds. The main story of CYAN is very sweet. You get to meet Gildun! The Werak are a fascinating bunch. The difficulty jumps up. You can see the aurora.
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Dr Ally Louks @drallylouks.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
✨👃🏻COVER REVEAL👃🏻✨ Nothing will ever smell the same again. I’m so thrilled to show you the cover design for the UK edition of Under Your Nose, which will be published on the 22nd of April 2027 and is now available to pre-order here: shorturl.at/9CkVU 🥹
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TRASHFUTURE @trashfuture.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We brought on Bloomberg's @zekefaux.bsky.social to discuss stablecoins, but before we got to that we had to let Riley describe how chicken nuggets are basically MDMA for toddlers
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The cordless Sybian exists in the version of reality we turned away from.
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Today a kid blamed all his problems on the Mould Maiden and I had to say it was wrong to do so because a) It is important to only blame her for the bad things she does and b) she is very litigious and will financially ruin you unless you say how correct she is and she is very cool, actually
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
And you may ask yourself, "Are they sweet, are they cold?" And you may say to yourself, "My God, where are my plums?"
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A character who deserved better? Elizabeth - Bioshock Infinite. This is my "Don't get me started" She should have been on an airship to Paris. Instead, she got tricked and ultimately the series slavish devotion to one story meant she died, alone, to serve a "classic" narrative. INFINITE UNIVERSES
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Elizabeth's Frustration in Bioshock Infinite
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Peggy on her Little Honda #madmen #illustration #motorbike
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I saw a Bridget Riley in Edinburgh. It was on loan from a private collector in Germany. It was painted on to a gallery wall. Riley's team went to his house, painted over his painting, then painted it in the gallery. The next step was to paint over the gallery wall and repaint it in Germany
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This is a tremendous joke, executed perfectly.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“I was scheduled to have the rest of my career”
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
When that happened to me, my thought was "did we run out of chairs?"
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
FAO of @trashfuture.bsky.social, @raaleh.bsky.social, @postoctobrist.bsky.social
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Scott "KaiserNeko" Frerichs @kaiserneko.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Spider-Man, Spider-Man Fights the Nazis and the Klan Fuck around, you'll find out What his fists are all about Fash out! Via the Spider-Man!
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I watched The King (2019) last night. It had some nice shots, a surprise (to me) appearance by Ben Mendelsohn, some good performances, lads in full plate wrestling in the mud and also R-Patz chewing the scenery as a cartoon Frenchman
Robert Pattinson in The King (2019).
He is sitting in a little throne, wearing plate armour and sporting a blonde, Hanson-esque wig 

Caption reads "Somebody get zees EENGLEESH out of 'ere!"
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Is this how we find out about the process from Tenet being real?
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
One of my enemies has said something so stupid, I want to correct them...but that would undo my position of not deigning to give them any of my time or attention.
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