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Do you want to be a slave to fate, a servant to your eventual demise?

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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 4h
Lower case is a sign that the conversation is taking place in the Ultimate Universe
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 23h
You can save lots of money by getting totally inadequate substitutes. metro.co.uk/2026/10/13/c...
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Couple save £100,000 by building a home made of polystyrene instead of bricks
'It's like Lego'.
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 23h
The postie stomped up my steps yesterday carrying a mountain of Amazon boxes...and delivered the latest @pikaole.bsky.social envelope to me What a win
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Rich Crabby Crab
Alt: Rich Crabby Crab by the excellent @pikaole
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I read Death Metal and assorted tie ins over the course of a week and it was a thrilling combination of shit and stupid
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Nat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My favourite part of The Human Centipede is right at the end when he eats through one nice green leaf and then he feels much better.
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I haven't checked on Mumsnet this morning (an act of mental self harm) but I'd be fascinated to see how they square their belief that "The Beeb are institutionally captured by the Trans Mafia" with "The Beeb are financing a chance for the Mold Maiden's beliefs to be aired"
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
How much E do you need to take at once to do a Hadouken?
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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A games controller emoji that is also saluting
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Did I just hear the BG3 narrator in the Sofology Guinea Pig advert?
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm not on to NG+ yet. What is the forcibly masculinised, depersonalised Dylan you're talking about? Is it the Hiss-ness in himself?
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
No pictures of the inside...🤔
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
HOT UK DEALS in your area! Log cabins are BEGGING to be ASSEMBLED
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sometimes I reply "say what you really mean, be brave" and, without fail, it makes them RAGE. They HATE it when I suggest they're being a coward. But they are. A bunch of fucking wimps.
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Somebody at my pal's work has "recorded" a school song and I want her to tell the culprit that she is impressed with all the hard work it took to get the class singing so nicely together. Say it in front of the class "I'm so impressed that you did all that practice" and see how she responds.
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
www.yahoo.com/news/article... I think it's somebody having a lark
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Fact Check: Former UK PM Liz Truss Did NOT Say That 'Underground Transgender Mafia' May Be Responsible For KitKat Chocolate Heist
Did former British Prime Minister Liz Truss blame "underground transgender mafia" for a KitKat chocolate heist? No, that's not true: The made-up quote originated from a satire account that had a histo...
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It doesn't even have cat ears.
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That bloody game is all over my Tumblr and insta ads Some posts have people saying "Scammed before, no thanks" and some have people saying "Aren't the creators real pieces of garbage?" Also, the book debuted 13 years ago
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Brass Eye: One Thing I Did Want To Happen
Alt: Brass Eye: One Thing I Did Want To Happen
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Ash @bsartsss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fadenpope time
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have 3 months left to do this in. I think I can manage it. Maybe I'll need to put it in my planner so I remember.r
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I saw her "second city" chat this morning and she styled it out well enough despite being completely wrong. I wonder how long until Suella's thing about people like Kemi not being actually British will become a talking point for more than fringe nutters.
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
On Thursday night, I figured I must be getting close to the end of Control Resonant, and planned to lock in on the story for the next days. Nope Met two characters from Control 2019, did their stories and then changed some lightbulbs.
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My 2026 re-re-read of Terry Pratchett's Watch books has reached the end of Night Watch. It's bloody good. I read them as an early teen and didn't realise at the time that Guards Guards! was about inviting fascism in. It reads quite differently when you can watch it happening.
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think it is absolutely the Saturday morning gym class vibe
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I once had to furiously put contact lenses in (on a day I didn't want to wear contacts) just to find my glasses.
The angry emoji, but it is wearing glasses.
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not to rub salt in the wounds, but they were all great.
A black and white photo of Emily from Metric in concert.
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It definitely is. People feel more positively about groups that are difficult to join. It strengthens the ties of the individual to the group
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The Arthur C. Clarke Award @clarkeaward.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Coming to the stage in 2027! 👉 www.rsc.org.uk/piranesi
Artwork for Piranesi the play. A disembodied hand pulling fingers through clay
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I once went to a Big and Tall store because I was too chunky for H&M jeans and the lad looked at my 6'2 self and asked "What are you doing here?" Humiliated by two stores in a row, for two very different reasons.
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Apple needs the money to buy a second outfit for Steve Jobs (RIP)
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I played it at both the V&As It really is excellent.
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That is one of the best games I've ever played. I've only ever played the arcade version though.
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've heard that there is an NPC in the field office who gives out FBC quests, but I haven't bumped into them yet
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I activated an Important Person in the field office who told me "Can you look into the guy without a head?" and Dylan said 'Already taken care of"
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'd have said "holy shit!" if I had stumbled upon that page in the wild.
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going to seek out Fraction at Thought Bubble and gush at him for a bit. "Hi, I love the Order and Five Fists of Science and President Steve Elvis Of The America and that one issue of Hawkguy where not Brian Wilson was in it and your new Batman is pretty good."
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Did he? I jumped on to that about two reboots ago (Tony's steam powered suit), and jumped back off quite quickly afterwards. I'm miffed that Kate Kildare was killed in X-Men and would be delighted to see somebody with a Becky Ryan poster or tour shirt, or a movie poster with Maggie as the star.
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Editorially the whole thing was a mess because nobody had a clear idea of what the registration act actually did. However, it did give us Fraction/Kitson's The Order in the aftermath, which is a book that showed me something new with rereadings.
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Issue 1 has different characters use the phrase "straw that broke the camel's back" twice in a span of about 4 pages. Even without the whole...Civil War-ness of it all, it is not well written. I like McNiven's art, but re-reading it I saw how many panels are framed with or filled by a lady's arse.
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I had a quick read of the BBC's preview for traitors. "Julie Hesmondhalgh, will be known to audiences Up North especially as Roy Cropper's wife Hayley in the soap Coronation Street, between 1998 and 2014." This isn't false, but it is missing out a key part of why her character was a big deal.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 26/09/2026
Have I played “Control Resonant”? Sorry…I’m too busy reading the story of a man who “Controls Rocinante”…that’s right, Miguel Cervantes’ immortal tale “Don Quixote de La Mancha”. So you enjoy your strange “Federal Bureau”…I’ll be delighting in the adventures of Sancho Panza and his “Friendly Burro”
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dean: Um, what are we looking for? Brock: Clues, anything out of the ordinary. Besides, we’re on a burnt-out plane full of snake men. Dean: Brock! I think I figured out why the plane crashed! There were skeletons driving it!
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I've got DVDs of The Sandbaggers and it has the black and white design at the top corner to let you know when the breaks are coming up
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Resonant's initial lack of a photo mode is making me go feral. I've passed so many white boards that I can't read from the couch, and sitting so close to the TV I could lick it is a considered, but dismissed option
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Newrulesnewlife @newrulesnewlife.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My Resonant this evening has been disrupted by the arrival of my partner But now it is time for The Dancer.
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Herr Spooky Gunther Büergers @calamityjon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wild thing I learned earlier today -- the phrase "This is a job for Superman" predates Superman. I found citations as early as 1909.
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