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newimprovedtom.bsky.social @newimprovedtom.bsky.social · 11h
Chris lost to both Chris and not-Chris
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newimprovedtom.bsky.social @newimprovedtom.bsky.social · 11h
Picking 9 is hard! It’s weird that there’s no synth pop, but in the 80s I mostly bought pop as singles or best-ofs.
A poster of 9 album covers that were instrumental in forming my taste in music.

Computerwelt
Kraftwerk

Équinoxe
Jean Michel Jarre

Phaedra
Tangerine Dream

Orbital (brown album)
Orbital

Blue Lines
Massive Attack

Big Science
Laurie Anderson

Trilogie de la Mort
Éliane Radigue

Selected Ambient Works 85–92
Aphex Twin

Thursday Afternoon
Brian Eno
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David Hood @thoughtfulnz.bsky.social · 16h
Tow, tow, tow, the bomb, Gently with a truck. Then look inside the car, and announce "Oh... "
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newimprovedtom.bsky.social @newimprovedtom.bsky.social · 20h
Aha! I didn’t know that was an option. Thanks!
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newimprovedtom.bsky.social @newimprovedtom.bsky.social · 20h
Ta! I’d seen references to “ethical” investors before, but they included investments in Microsoft etc and I’m looking for something more specific. Looks like I’ve a bit of digging to do, unless someone here has done the mahi already.
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newimprovedtom.bsky.social @newimprovedtom.bsky.social · 20h
Stalkers and groomers: yep, definitely ACT.
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newimprovedtom.bsky.social @newimprovedtom.bsky.social · 20h
Does anyone know which KiwiSaver providers don’t invest in tech companies? Specifically, for both ethical and selfish reasons, I don’t want to invest in “AI”, but that’s pretty much all big tech companies now.
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libertine hermit - ghoul mode @jondauthor.work · 22h
this one's really easy, Camp Miasma but it's about Hannah Einbinder and Miss Piggy
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Jess Keating @jesskeatingbooks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hey yeah, friendly reminder that men denying or minimizing the work of women and taking credit for it themselves happens so much we have a NAME for it. (It’s the Matilda Effect.) 2nd fun fact: I’ve written many bios of women in STEM at this point and this is *always a factor in their history*
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newimprovedtom.bsky.social @newimprovedtom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I keep mistyping “brother” as “bother”, and in this case my fingers might be onto something.
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Madeira Pince-Nez @caitlinsnark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One of the highlights of my Whitcoulls career was when Paul Henry's book got remaindered and we had to rip all the covers off about 100 of them to send back to the publisher. My manager came over and said 'Caitlin, I have a job you're going to love every second of'
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Extremely grateful for these two grocery store ladies recreating Prodigy’s Firestarter
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newimprovedtom.bsky.social @newimprovedtom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A silly song that some of you might need right now. youtu.be/_H7zCWsY8So?...
youtu.be
The Dream Eaters :: Cats In Heaven
YouTube video by The Dream Eaters
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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Does anyone have a recommendation for a fortnightly cleaner in Thorndon, Wellington? Probably two hours a time, easy on what day/time it happens
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 03/10/2026
sorry to double quote myself, but I’m struck by how Newman’s quote exhibits the essential elements of a good husband: lust, respect, patience, and determination. damn skippy
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards" meme
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Sacha Judd @sachajudd.com · 03/10/2026
Imagine running a conference for women in Aotearoa and inviting someone who has said he’s proud of his work in the TRUMP WHITEHOUSE as your keynote. F$&k this actually.
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Rebecca Watson @skepchick.org · 02/10/2026
SEAL SILLY SEASON I'm sorry I know I've been there but New Zealand is simply not a real place. That's why it's not on most maps.
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hilzoy @hilzoy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kieran Healy, on that tourism graph. kieranhealy.org/blog/archive...
kieranhealy.org
Trump Tourism Effects
In the past day or two on social media I kept seeing this graph from a Semafor story on the declining volume of international visitors to the United States. Semafor Graph. It seems to show, and was be...
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David Hood @thoughtfulnz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
BTW, Thanks to PHFS still publishing what data they are funded to collect, we know that in a smoothed (4 week average) kind of way, there has never been less covid in wastewater ATM than in all the time since it spread nationwide.
my quick graph of the PHFS data
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newimprovedtom.bsky.social @newimprovedtom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hopefully! I’m pretty much back in Wellington now for the foreseeable future.
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newimprovedtom.bsky.social @newimprovedtom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sending positive (and somewhat tiddly) thoughts your way.
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newimprovedtom.bsky.social @newimprovedtom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Embrace the Stillness” is a lesser-known Depeche Mode song.
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newimprovedtom.bsky.social @newimprovedtom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
At least I have the means to go out and seek some pleasant distractions.
A plate of rare steak with watercress and fancy potatoes, accompanied by red wine and a book.
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newimprovedtom.bsky.social @newimprovedtom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have a day off tomorrow and I just want to disappear into the forest but I have to deal with lawyers and accounts and bullshit. And worse: FAMILY.
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newimprovedtom.bsky.social @newimprovedtom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
God, sometimes I hate being an adult.
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Emily Lakdawalla 🏳️‍⚧️ Uranus Expert @elakdawalla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
With alt text
User Fiona Tribe (fionatribe.bsky.social) says: Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.
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Turing Police Andúnië Branch 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is broadly speaking understandable when you realise that to a certain kind of American liberal, only America actually exists, and the rest of the world is a sort of theoretical argument that is only brought up to distract from the manichaean struggle between Democrats and Republicans.
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newimprovedtom.bsky.social @newimprovedtom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Public Service Commissioner really hates public servants.
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Liam Proven @lproven.social.vivaldi.net.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
RT @bogwitch.bsky.social Yeah, that checks out
Pic of old English lettering

Caption: What your favourite obsolete English letter says about you.

Pic shows 7: thorn, eth, wynn, yogh, ash, insular G and Long S

All say underneath:

You are a nerd.
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🐻Iona🐻 @bewarethefish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's incredibly depressing how many people vote in their parent's generation's interest and how few of those parents vote in their children's interest.
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Keith Ng @keithng.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Being Luxon's advisors is both the least rewarding job in politics, and the most "no one is going to blame you for poor performance" job.
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Ellieween Dawn 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 29/09/2026
The pay me in shoiks
The famous "they pay me in woims" Nancy comic but edited.
First panel is Nancy talking to teams femme Sluggo with shoulder length hair with a bow in,  and wearing a she/her badge: "I hear you're working at the Ikea". The bait shop has been edited to have 2 IKEA logos on it.
Second panel: Nancy asking "Do they pay you well?"
Third panel: Sluggo saying "They pay me in Shoiks" and holding up 2 different sized blåhaj shark plushies
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newimprovedtom.bsky.social @newimprovedtom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Dunny-Kroger effect.
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him
cat on a statue
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 27/09/2026
bugs bunny in a tux

I wish all tech pervs a very burned head
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man at a bar tells Slutty Witch, "You really need to find God." Panel 2: She looks irritated. "I do?" Panel 3: Slutty Witch walks through a dark forest at night, glowing eyes watching from the bushes. Panel 4: She sits on a log beside a massive pagan forest deity with antlers and a long beard who says, "I think you're doing great."
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Russell Brown @publicaddress.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"No new taxes" is such a bleak rallying cry. It's not just negative, it comes freighted with the implicit understanding that it's a lie, or at least a trick.
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newimprovedtom.bsky.social @newimprovedtom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This. And cartoons don’t steal people’s work, destroy the environment or centralise power under a handful of fascist billionaires.
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Lia @liasae.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am now keeping this on speed-dial
Edited old IBM printout in black caps on off-white paper.
'A computer can never be held accountable
Therefore a computer must always do the hacking haha what are they gonna do, put a computer in jail? Haha "oops it's alive" lmao'
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Tax Wealth not Wages @progallthethings.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
National's alternative plan is the same it's always had: premature and excess mortality plus much higher disease burden because they are racist monsters.
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Toad sipped his tea. “Frog,” he asked, “are you making this up?” “Maybe yes and maybe no,” said Frog.
Toad leans forward in his chair, sipping tea, transfixed by Frog's ghost story.

From "Shivers"
In *Days with Frog and Toad*
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ok but hear me out TPUNZ The Posters Union NZ
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newimprovedtom.bsky.social @newimprovedtom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yes, I’ve seen people shorten “charcuterie board” to just “a charcuterie”.
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Louise Hutt @saycheeselouise.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
At the Hamilton PSA debate, candidates were asked about disability NZF: Incoherent answer Labour: We don't have a policy announced Opportunities: We have no policy whatsoever Me: this govt's attacks on the disabled community are unacceptable, here's our policy, it was co-written by disabled people
The Green Party will build an Aotearoa where disabled people are valued and they and their whānau live with dignity and autonomy. An Aotearoa where disabled people and whānau have access to the services they need — like transport and good quality housing — means everyone can thrive in caring communities. 

Our current laws, policies and social norms mean disabled people are often denied the same rights as others and are excluded from places and activities non-disabled people take for granted. These barriers are often worse for tāngata whaikaha Māori and for disabled people from marginalised communities. 

The current Government has made it harder for disabled people to access the support they deserve and which enables them to participate equally in life and their communities. 

The Green Party is ambitious in its plan to create a more accessible Aotearoa by building on the Enabling Good Lives framework and grounding our approach in Te Tiriti o Waitangi. Our approach will operate on a high-trust model and apply to all disabled people, including those with disabling conditions who do not currently access support. The Green Party is committed to an Aotearoa where disabled people and whānau thrive in caring communities.
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
GenAI evangelists: there is no deskilling. You become as a god, a machine god, you- Every GenAI CEO: no one needs to know how to read and also I don't know how to put my pants on anymore
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newimprovedtom.bsky.social @newimprovedtom.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Though perhaps “ineffectual policeman” isn’t quite right, since punishing out groups while protecting the in group is exactly what policemen do.
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026
Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure.
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