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It's Craigin' Time @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 27/09/2026

Everyone wants to have a glue guy but no one wants to know how they come to be.

Rangers mascot Rangers Captain with ELIMINATED underneath

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Noah Epstein @nepstein10.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

@jtkantor.bsky.social loving the Beatles & Dolly you're rocking pregame!

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

Lmao this rules so hard

Somebody asking Google Gemini to give them a random 32-character string and it responding with “aBcDeFgHiJkLmNoPqRsTuVwXyZ0123456789”

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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Opposing genocide isn’t anti-semitic. Every word of this. Jon Stewart: “I feel I’m watching something so self-evidently inhumane & horrific and to be told I have to shut up because I risk the Jewish state? They’re putting the likelihood of a surviving Jewish state much more at risk.” #Gaza

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

Oh I forgot to post the baseball cards of the striking workers they were handing out. Genius.

On the back “SUPPORT THE STRIKE. DON’T BUY FOOD OR DRINK”

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Fabio Votta📊🐧 @favstats.eu · 24/07/2025

I remember very vividly my English class at my German high school where we analyzed this painting specifically to unpack the racist symbolism in it.

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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Absolutely brilliant.

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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

When you omit "A Black man is getting a standing ovation in the Deep South for breaking a record of an all-time baseball idol," you completely alter what Scully was describing as "marvelous." Scully was NOT just broadly marveling. He was marveling at a very specific, very important thing.

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 07/07/2025

i’m at the supreme court i’m at the white house i’m at the combination supreme court white house

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Noah Epstein @nepstein10.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

@jtkantor.bsky.social in honor of "Christmas in July" tonight can we get Daveed Digg's 'Puppy for Chanukkah'

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Noah Epstein @nepstein10.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

@jtkantor.bsky.social the back of Section 38 would like to request "Hot To Go"! Also ok with "Espresso" if you've played H2G too much recently!

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 30/06/2025

Post your favorite Doctor Who, wrong answers only

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ceej @ceej.online · 27/06/2025

ME: Hey man, you can't keep coming around here and knocking beer out of my hands. I'm pretty sure that's illegal. I'm pretty sure that's not allowed SCOTUS: Actually, it's not NOT allowed ;-)

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

The lesson from New York is we should all have ranked ballots. The people yearn to RANK. We want to RATE and SORT.

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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

Gary Cohen: "By BlueChew. Chew it and do it." Keith Hernandez: "What did you mean by that?" Gary Cohen: "I just read the copy here. I try to give it a good read. Try and give the advertiser everything that they paid for, Keith. And then it's somebody else's problem." #MLB

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Noah Epstein @nepstein10.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

@jtkantor.bsky.social thanks for "With a Little Help From My Friends" yesterday! Any chance there's room for some Red (Taylor's Version) (Josh's Version) tonight?

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Hampus Flink 🐷💢 @hampus.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Calvin's dad had it right

A four-strip Calvin and Hobbes comic, written and illustrated by Bill Watterson.

Panel 1: Calvin's dad is sitting in front of his computer, saying: "It used to be that if a client wanted something done in a week, it was considered a rush job, and he'd be lucky to get it."

Panel 2: Calvin's dad is resting his chin on his hand, saying: "Now, with modems, faxes and car phones, everybody wants everything instantly! Improved technology just increases expectations."

Panel 3: Calvin's dad says: "These machines don't make life easier - they make life more harassed."

Panel 4: In the background, Calvin is reading the back of a microwave meal package, saying: "Six minutes to microwave this?? Who's got that kind of time?!" while Calvin's dad says: "If we wanted more leisure, we'd invent machines that do things LESS efficiently."

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

The trick in this game is that the Celtics got up by 20 but then decided not to lose that 20 point advantage, which, in my opinion, is key to them winning #sportsanalysis

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Hector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 08/05/2025

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

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Noah Epstein @nepstein10.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Get ready for them to dye the Tiber green for St. Paddy's Day!

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Danny Page @danny.page · 08/05/2025

big day for people who covered up abuse in Chicago

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

In a savvy and under-appreciated move, Trump increases antisemitism awareness by increasing antisemitism.

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Jeremy Stanley @jeremydstanley.com · 23/04/2025

"Have you ever tried this one?" -Sabrina Carpenter, 2024

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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

not disagreeing with this but I have been reading The Right Stuff and it's funny to realize how much the pilots comprising the Mercury team, when hearing of the plans to go to space, said "that sounds boring and stupid"

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

Anytime anyone invites you anywhere, it’s pretty funny to immediately ask, “Will there be girls there?” Baby Shower, Funeral, Passover Seder, Stripclub, it’s basically always a winner.

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ceej @ceej.online · 01/04/2025

I understand why people are losing faith in electoral politics but one thing I think people forget is that voting fucking rules. Getting that big piece of paper (so long!), filling in those little bubbles, feeding the hungry machine and watching the number go up. Free sticker!

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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

going to start calling myself a centrist and then listing all my leftist views as proof, just going to start moving the overton window by force

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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

Former gifted kids taking a non-shapes and colors class

Helly from Severance saying “They were scary. The numbers were scary.”

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

ABREU ON TRACK FOR A 324 HR SEASON

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

I googled this to make a joke about how she should compare notes with this other person, and folks,

Google search for “columnist gave money away box” revealing that Charlotte Cowles is the same woman who gave $50,000 away in a box

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

I wouldn’t tell anyone I’d won the lottery, but there would be signs

Fridge door full of eggs. Like, 200 fucking eggs.

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Jared Book @jaredbook.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

Connor McDavid is the Marie-Philip Poulin of men’s hockey?

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Dr Alfredo Carpineti @drcarpineti.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Sure, Google's data centers consume tens of billions of litres of water yearly and emit more carbon dioxide than many nations, but on the other hand, you can look up Uranus and AI will show you a picture of Neptune. Never in the history of humanity, have we reached such speeds in making mistakes

A screenshot of Google AI about Uranus with a picture of Neptune instead of Uranus

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Opinion | Elon Musk is taking on an absurd number of roles in this administration. by Jared Kushner

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Blucifer @realblucifer.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

given everything going on, can we start clapping when planes land?

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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

I hate to see you walk away from Omelas, but I love to watch you go

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Noah Epstein @nepstein10.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Our #77 is better than their #77 in pretty much every way imaginable #pwhl #GoFleetGo

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Noah Epstein @nepstein10.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Hey @thepwhl.com when are you gonna fix the officiating?

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Boston Fleet @bostonfleet.com · 13/02/2025

🚨 WEE WOO FLEET WIN 🚨

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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 11/02/2025

the "Legalize all drugs in the Olympics. Let’s see how fast mfs can REALLY go" tweet, but its government

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Kat Flandermeyer @katflandermeyer.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

At the Deathbed, by Edvard Munch, 1895

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

59 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

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Noah Epstein @nepstein10.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

"accidental contact" my ass, that was a dangerous elbow to the head that went uncalled. @thepwhl.com needs to figure out their safety and officiating asap

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