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Noah Epstein

@nepstein10.bsky.social
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Boston sports, science, board games, and whatever else bleets across the feed

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"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 27/09/2026
Everyone wants to have a glue guy but no one wants to know how they come to be.
Rangers mascot Rangers Captain with ELIMINATED underneath
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Noah Epstein @nepstein10.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
@jtkantor.bsky.social loving the Beatles & Dolly you're rocking pregame!
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Noah Epstein @nepstein10.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The way LAA use their AAA level will never stop being funny to me
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Noah Epstein @nepstein10.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Insane choice of pic for them to use, tbh
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Noah Epstein @nepstein10.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I agree, just saying why they might take that approach. It 100% comes from taking the base for granted
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Noah Epstein @nepstein10.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
2x reward -- minus one vote for them, plus one for us
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Noah Epstein @nepstein10.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
*Avi Loeb has entered the chat*
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Noah Epstein @nepstein10.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Uh oh... I'm seeing F4 tomorrow, and was very underwhelmed by Thunderbolts* Guess I'll enjoy the popcorn?
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Lmao this rules so hard
Somebody asking Google Gemini to give them a random 32-character string and it responding with “aBcDeFgHiJkLmNoPqRsTuVwXyZ0123456789”
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Opposing genocide isn’t anti-semitic. Every word of this. Jon Stewart: “I feel I’m watching something so self-evidently inhumane & horrific and to be told I have to shut up because I risk the Jewish state? They’re putting the likelihood of a surviving Jewish state much more at risk.” #Gaza
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Oh I forgot to post the baseball cards of the striking workers they were handing out. Genius.
Peter Dankens. 1st base. 50 years On the back “SUPPORT THE STRIKE. DON’T BUY FOOD OR DRINK”
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Noah Epstein @nepstein10.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Same here, in my US highschool
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Fabio Votta📊🐧 @favstats.eu · 24/07/2025
I remember very vividly my English class at my German high school where we analyzed this painting specifically to unpack the racist symbolism in it.
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Absolutely brilliant.
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
When you omit "A Black man is getting a standing ovation in the Deep South for breaking a record of an all-time baseball idol," you completely alter what Scully was describing as "marvelous." Scully was NOT just broadly marveling. He was marveling at a very specific, very important thing.
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Noah Epstein @nepstein10.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Batman isn't there tho, he's stuck in the Coliseum about to be eaten by a lion (Which sounds like something A's players were dealing with last year)
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Noah Epstein @nepstein10.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
As a Sox fan, give me Jason Benetti over a homer any day! (Also, as someone who usually is listening to radio rather than watching, can't have a homer announcer because I can't see for myself to call bs on them)
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Noah Epstein @nepstein10.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
The letters asking if you would still love them if they were worms
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 07/07/2025
i’m at the supreme court i’m at the white house i’m at the combination supreme court white house
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Noah Epstein @nepstein10.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Idk how the fireflies organize to sign that kind of contract, but I wouldn't rule it out
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Noah Epstein @nepstein10.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Maybe it's promotional branding for Maybe Happy Ending on Broadway?
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Noah Epstein @nepstein10.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
(yes this does beat working)
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Noah Epstein @nepstein10.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Thank you! Loved the way you captured the bass line
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Noah Epstein @nepstein10.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Fair enough! Rain by the Beatles if I didn't miss it already?
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Noah Epstein @nepstein10.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
@jtkantor.bsky.social in honor of "Christmas in July" tonight can we get Daveed Digg's 'Puppy for Chanukkah'
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Noah Epstein @nepstein10.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
All good! What you played was great! Always a good night when I get to hear dirty water at the end of it
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Noah Epstein @nepstein10.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
@jtkantor.bsky.social the back of Section 38 would like to request "Hot To Go"! Also ok with "Espresso" if you've played H2G too much recently!
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 30/06/2025
Post your favorite Doctor Who, wrong answers only
Ringo Starr, in his Beatles heyday
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Who killed Hannibal meme. Kermit the frog is turned away from camera shooting Hannibal who is labeled "writing a song about rainbows" then in the next panel he's facing camera asking "why are there so many songs about rainbows"
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/06/2025
ME: Hey man, you can't keep coming around here and knocking beer out of my hands. I'm pretty sure that's illegal. I'm pretty sure that's not allowed SCOTUS: Actually, it's not NOT allowed ;-)
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
The lesson from New York is we should all have ranked ballots. The people yearn to RANK. We want to RATE and SORT.
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Noah Epstein @nepstein10.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
A little sad to see the book re-branded to match the movie, but it's such a good book
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Noah Epstein @nepstein10.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Also interesting thing to note based on this is a reversal in the normal birth month trend seen across NHL (there's some semi-anecdotal evidence of this "underdog effect" previously, but I hadn't noticed before)
A chart showing the percentage by birth month of this year's FL Panthers and historical NHL players data, with the month-to-month trending down for overall, but more Panthers born in later months.
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Noah Epstein @nepstein10.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I mean if we're just bringing in random tournaments that hadn't existed before, sure. A more relevant example would be the Toronto Six winning the Isobel Cup in 2023 (or any of the non-Boston CWHL teams winning the Clarkson Cup previously) but go off 👑
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Noah Epstein @nepstein10.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Well sure, individually, but the OP includes one of those so it's kinda obvious
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Noah Epstein @nepstein10.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Last 🇨🇦 Stanley Cup win --- 32 years ago
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Noah Epstein @nepstein10.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
The Red Sox
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Noah Epstein @nepstein10.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Was looking and trying to figure out what was wrong, because that sort of traffic is just what we've had become normal here in Boston :(
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Noah Epstein @nepstein10.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
@ewpod.bsky.social does this count as a FARTBAT if it was maybe going out anyway?
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Noah Epstein @nepstein10.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
John Fisher sell the A's challenge -- difficulty: impossible
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Noah Epstein @nepstein10.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Truly the wildest of ups and downs back to back
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Noah Epstein @nepstein10.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
iirc she and Cava are dating, so this seems to work out well for them!
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Noah Epstein @nepstein10.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Who's your lactaid dealer?
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Noah Epstein @nepstein10.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
The rain out last month makes it even better lol
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Noah Epstein @nepstein10.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
A still of the "badger badger badger" meme with "dodger dodger dodger met" text and the associated hats added onto the badgers
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Austin Butlerian Jihad 🇵🇸 @huckstergon.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
They should pull themselves down by their boot straps TBH
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Noah Epstein @nepstein10.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
nvm I misremembered, it is that one. Guess the disparity just felt bigger
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Noah Epstein @nepstein10.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
This is at the Joseph R Biden rest stop, isn't it
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Noah Epstein @nepstein10.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Arguably the woman one is even funnier because iirc it doesn't keep the figure proportional so it just gets really short but the same width for some countries (same non-zero x-axis problem tho)
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