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Jon Marthaler @jonmarthaler.com · 15/10/2026

FINAL: Colorado 2, #MNUFC 2. Colorado gifted the Loons a goal with a terrible back pass, gave them a 30-minute man advantage with a stupid red card, and scored one of the most incredible own goals ever. And the Loons still couldn't win the game.

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Jon Marthaler @jonmarthaler.com · 15/10/2026

Okay so now Colorado has given #MNUFC a man advantage with a hilarious red card, and now given them a tying goal with one of the funniest own goals I've ever seen. Minnesota does not want to win this game as much as Colorado wants them to win it

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Ned ✓⃝ @nedk.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Minnesota is playing so bad now that the announcers have to explain what set pieces are to us. We used to be the Kings of Set Pieces.

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Ned ✓⃝ @nedk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Josh Allen finally gets his first overtime win!

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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

"partied in Dubai with two fugitives from U.S. justice" is one of the three least-bad things about Ken Paxton

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Ned ✓⃝ @nedk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Nebraska used to be a football state. Now we are a fútbol state. Onto the next one. GO UNION OMAHA!

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Rogue One: Verge of Greatness Meme

ALT: Rogue One: Verge of Greatness Meme

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Ned ✓⃝ @nedk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

No lie, I might watch the Matchbox movie on AppleTV based on that retro ad alone.

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 17/09/2026

The entire regime is deviants and criminals.

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Staffer: Sir, the dog had a minor incident on the couch

Kash Patel: Did someone say dog?

JD Vance: Couch?

Trump: Minor?

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Union Omaha @unionomaha.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Playoffs = Clinched. 7th time in 7 seasons. And we're just getting started. #OneMeansAll

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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

when u nut but they keep flickin

scoreboard between OMA and CLT
Score is 1-0 but that's not important.

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Minnesota United FC @mnufc.com · 30/08/2026

Gotta Bike It™️ Kelvin. Yeboah.

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Ned ✓⃝ @nedk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Left a Union Omaha match with Minnesota United 0-1. Arrived home with 7+ extra time with the score 3-2. The game ended 3-3. Just. WTF. I felt so many emotions so quickly. At least both points left with 1, but Minnesota NEEDED that extra 2.

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Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her @southernsylvs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Three actors from Home Alone 2 have died in 2026. But not that one. I'm over it.

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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.

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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

(1/3) With Dolly Parton's passing, I want to put good words on the wind for her. Feel free to quote reply with your own. Dolly became the single largest donor for the Moderna COVID vaccine because of a chance encounter and friendship with a Vanderbilt researcher Dr. Naji Abumrad years earlier. She

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Jeff Rueter @jeffrueter.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

If I had a nickel for every time Minnesota put up five goals in their first game after a CSO's exit, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

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Wonderwall @mnwonderwall.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Kelvin needed that. The Loons needed that. We all needed that. Now let's keep it going against Orlando!

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Michael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Hey Jon Ossoff, you got Melania to come out of hibernation by mentioning Natalie Harp. Can you get Mitch McConnell to reappear?

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Mark @markoftheeast.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Loons dropped 6 pts to the two worst teams in MLS, which is basically impossible. Team is lost with the ball. Then they get frustrated and out of position. Lack last seasons’s discipline. Then concede. And on and on it goes. Bad team. A slog to watch. Coaches and players just out of ideas. #MNUFC

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Jeff Rueter @jeffrueter.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Still emerging from a post-world cup hibernation, but Minnesota United has really fallen off. A middling squad, and one without a clear identity. Hard to say what the ideal Loons win would look like as built. CSO’s in his third season - should be much further along.

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Ned ✓⃝ @nedk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

At least Minnesota United ended their season early right as football season has begun.

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Ned ✓⃝ @nedk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Taking shots of Malört for every goal Minnesota United allowed tonight was a bad choice.

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:

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Ned ✓⃝ @nedk.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

see a ranger, post a ranger

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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 12/08/2026

If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:

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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

It’s crazy to me this isn’t a daily refrain from Democrats.

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Nick Felker @felker.dev · 20/07/2026

Losing to the baby you bathed sounds like a Greek myth

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Jan Adriaenssens @verbeeld.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Brutal photo caption from The Guardian: “Gianni Infantino carefully explains to Donald Trump that he is not part of the Spanish national team.”

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

the World Cup final will be between two teams that Cape Verde played even through 90 minutes

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anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

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Ned ✓⃝ @nedk.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Awaiting Trump’s statement on how he is going to save the taxpayers’ money by stacking Mitch and Lindsey into one casket.

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

In a shocking breach of Republican protocol, Lindsey Graham has informed the press and the public that he’s dead.

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The Shallow State @ourshallowstate.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

This "tweet" from a year ago has been deleted by its author. I'm posting here now on BlueSky as a reminder and as a public service, for anyone, should they ever need it. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Ned ✓⃝ @nedk.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

England France England France England France

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Ned ✓⃝ @nedk.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

At least I got to sing Wonderwall

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

MARCO RUBIO: “Let me explain this in simple English: Iran is run by lunatics, religious fanatic lunatics.’ IRAN: “Let me explain this in simple English: The United States is run by lunatics, religious fanatic lunatics.”

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Ned ✓⃝ @nedk.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Look out for the CUM back next World Cup!

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Ned ✓⃝ @nedk.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

The cashier at the dispensary asked if my name was really Ned and went on to say that he only knew of one other Ned and that he was a really good dude who always had your back. Captain Ned from Draynor Village from Runescape 🤣 That’s a new one for sure.

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 07/07/2026

The USMNT and Knicks being really good except for the precise moment when Trump involves himself is really funny

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

By his own admission, he had no idea what a red card was, but he knew -- better than the ref, better than FIFA -- that what Balogun did did not meet the standards for getting a red card, which, again, he had never heard of before. This is like watching JD lecture the pope, but more corrupt.

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Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

its pretty funny that congress is so useless that we can speculate about multiple members being dead.

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