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Jon Marthaler @jonmarthaler.com · 15/10/2026

FINAL: Colorado 2, #MNUFC 2. Colorado gifted the Loons a goal with a terrible back pass, gave them a 30-minute man advantage with a stupid red card, and scored one of the most incredible own goals ever. And the Loons still couldn't win the game.

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Jon Marthaler @jonmarthaler.com · 15/10/2026

Okay so now Colorado has given #MNUFC a man advantage with a hilarious red card, and now given them a tying goal with one of the funniest own goals I've ever seen. Minnesota does not want to win this game as much as Colorado wants them to win it

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Ned ✓⃝ @nedk.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Minnesota is playing so bad now that the announcers have to explain what set pieces are to us. We used to be the Kings of Set Pieces.

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Ned ✓⃝ @nedk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Josh Allen finally gets his first overtime win!

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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

"partied in Dubai with two fugitives from U.S. justice" is one of the three least-bad things about Ken Paxton

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Ned ✓⃝ @nedk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Rooting for one more team to win today and it is *checks notes* Minnesota United. fuck.

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Ned ✓⃝ @nedk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

My initial thought was that if Nebraska could win today, so can the Loons. Nebraska held the win until the final minutes and lost by one score. Therefore, I predict the Loons will get an early lead. Houston will score to tie after half. Houston will end it 2-1 with a goal in the last 85-90+.

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Ned ✓⃝ @nedk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Nebraska used to be a football state. Now we are a fútbol state. Onto the next one. GO UNION OMAHA!

static.klipy.com

Rogue One: Verge of Greatness Meme

ALT: Rogue One: Verge of Greatness Meme

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Ned ✓⃝ @nedk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

No lie, I might watch the Matchbox movie on AppleTV based on that retro ad alone.

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Ned ✓⃝ @nedk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

*and Marcus Calderia. The only current Loon still finding his team losing in Minnesota.

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Ned ✓⃝ @nedk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

🥲 But Tani and Dayne lost along with Canada. Oh, you meant a USA based team winning at Allianz. Yeah, they haven’t sang Oasis’ hit song “Supersonic” in months. I believe that’s the song. I forgot. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Ned ✓⃝ @nedk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

What’s with the audio? Is he building a data center next to the ballroom?

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Ned ✓⃝ @nedk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

No joke, my job refinished the USS Nebraska punch bowl that was gifted to the governor’s mansion somewhat recently so this mindset checks out.

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Ned ✓⃝ @nedk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i’ve never heard a “usa” chant in lowercase and without exclamation marks. i’d assume that’s how it was written on the teleprompter so they can save the CAPITALIZATION for dear leader.

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Ned ✓⃝ @nedk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

“…and could you find me lighting that makes my skin look more like Dear Leader?”

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Ned ✓⃝ @nedk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Like a fly to hog shit 🪰💩

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Ned ✓⃝ @nedk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Minnesota digs a deep enough hole to strike oil in Seattle, however now they are just Loons covered in oil. They appear panicked and flailing on the field with no hope of taking flight. Good chance a Loon will hurt itself in confusion or attack another player and have to be removed for safety. S3-L0

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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 17/09/2026

The entire regime is deviants and criminals.

coochieflipflops 3h

Staffer: Sir, the dog had a minor incident on the couch

Kash Patel: Did someone say dog?

JD Vance: Couch?

Trump: Minor?

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Union Omaha @unionomaha.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Playoffs = Clinched. 7th time in 7 seasons. And we're just getting started. #OneMeansAll

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Ned ✓⃝ @nedk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I was sick in bed and set an alarm to watch this match. Would have felt better just sleeping through it.

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Ned ✓⃝ @nedk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

It’s probably a bit late, but I just started BOTW this week.

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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

when u nut but they keep flickin

scoreboard between OMA and CLT
Score is 1-0 but that's not important.

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Ned ✓⃝ @nedk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The hardest part about leaving Twitter(x) was knowing I was one of the few hundred people @levarburton.bsky.social followed.

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Ned ✓⃝ @nedk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Sigh, he is going to make turn the pins gold and make the space ungodly white.

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Ned ✓⃝ @nedk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Service sucks so insert evil monkey’s paw here***

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Ned ✓⃝ @nedk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Can’t wait to make playoffs and then stop 🛑

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Minnesota United FC @mnufc.com · 30/08/2026

Gotta Bike It™️ Kelvin. Yeboah.

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Ned ✓⃝ @nedk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Left a Union Omaha match with Minnesota United 0-1. Arrived home with 7+ extra time with the score 3-2. The game ended 3-3. Just. WTF. I felt so many emotions so quickly. At least both points left with 1, but Minnesota NEEDED that extra 2.

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Ned ✓⃝ @nedk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Fuck you, Ned! I’m coming for job!

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Ned ✓⃝ @nedk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Due to recent cuts to the CDC and USDA, the Muppets have become carriers for a new strain of plague. Advisement to avoid all contact with the Muppets until further notice. If you have been in contact with a Muppet, please quarantine yourself from others around you.

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Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her @southernsylvs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Three actors from Home Alone 2 have died in 2026. But not that one. I'm over it.

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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.

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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

(1/3) With Dolly Parton's passing, I want to put good words on the wind for her. Feel free to quote reply with your own. Dolly became the single largest donor for the Moderna COVID vaccine because of a chance encounter and friendship with a Vanderbilt researcher Dr. Naji Abumrad years earlier. She

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Ned ✓⃝ @nedk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Do it you fucking neck pussy. I dare yah.

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