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Mark Wellner

@markwwellner.bsky.social
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Tremendous sports fanatic. Watcher of anime. Minnesota State University - Mankato Alumni. My views go here. (he/him) Cat uncle. In bluer skies and have better vibes. Bad at video games.

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Mark Schofield @markschofield.bsky.social · 1h
Mike Tomlin is currently giving a tour of his boutique hotel in Minecraft, which has a multipurpose conference room and an appropriate number of public restroom and I’m losing MY MIND
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 1h
New end zones for D2 Northeastern State have the school name spelled in the Cherokee language. NSU's located in Tahlequah, Oklahoma, the capital of Cherokee Nation.
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 1h
No, the Packers don't need Tyreek Hill. Fuck that guy
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Citizen.Coping @propcazhpm.bsky.social · 1h
Ironic.
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Mark Wellner @markwwellner.bsky.social · 2h
@itsmirdaaa.bsky.social the most white boy wide receiver
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 3h
dlvr.it
Report: 24-team CFP a ‘foregone conclusion’ as leaders negotiate with ESPN
It seems as if a 24-team College Football Playoff is moving from likely to inevitable. According to a report by Yahoo Sports’ Ross Dellenger, the 24-team playoff is now seemingly a “foregone conclusion” as the sport’s leaders meet outside of Chicago to discuss logistics, including scheduling hurdles, for the expanded format. Earlier this month, CFP…
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Playboy @playboy.com · 4h
Seven men have been accused of raping a woman at Cornell University in 2024. South Park writer Toby Morton speaks to Playboy about why he made the viral "Cornell 7" website where he's publishing “names, photographs, documents, messages, and other information related to the case."
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Meet The "South Park" Writer Behind the Viral "Cornell 7" Website
Cornell University has been the subject of innumerable headlines this week, as an anonymous woman’s lawsuit against the university over her alleged 2024 rape prompted New York prosecutors to reopen th...
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Playboy @playboy.com · 4h
"I think men need to challenge other men when women aren’t in the room. That’s where a lot of this culture survives, in the joke nobody challenges, the story everybody laughs at." Read the Playboy interview here:
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Meet The "South Park" Writer Behind the Viral "Cornell 7" Website
Cornell University has been the subject of innumerable headlines this week, as an anonymous woman’s lawsuit against the university over her alleged 2024 rape prompted New York prosecutors to reopen th...
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 4h
Ok, these look amazing. Northeastern State’s end zones have Cherokee script.
OBP OTET OSSY
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THE ENDZONES READ
"NORTHEASTERN STATE"
IN THE CHEROKEE LANGUAGE
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 7h
I've always said "the pro-Israel American right-wing only supports Israel so they have a place to deport Jews," but I never thought they would make it quite so literal. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/30/n...
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A Hasidic Jew Protested Against an Israeli Flag. He May Be Deported. (Gift Article)
Yehonatan Ovadia, who opposed the mounting of the flag in a small New York town, belongs to a Hasidic branch that is anti-Zionist. He is now in ICE custody.
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Jason B. Hirschhorn @byjbh.bsky.social · 7h
The Cowboys have placed starting safety Jalen Thompson and reserve defensive tackle Jonathan Bullard on IR. Both will miss Week 6's matchup with the Packers.
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Brendan Dzwierzynski @brendandzw.bsky.social · 7h
From Schneidman on the other site (just crosspost here man, you have an account). Anyway, get Zeitler in to replace Jennings and that’s your best 5 for the Packers. It’s not good but it’s better. Miles better, amazingly. Hopefully Zeitler gets in there soon because that right side is terrifying.
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Mark Wellner @markwwellner.bsky.social · 7h
This ASU hockey saga got me heated. I commend the players for not wanting Powers as coach and for telling their side of 8/20.
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A (she/her) @forcedevolution.bsky.social · 11h
I keep comparing this story, about the ASU hockey players who came forward against their coach, and the Cornell students who have been silent about a violent sexual assault. Misogyny is the primary difference I can come up with.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 13h
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.
From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water.  I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there?  God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"
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Chris A. @letseatnachos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
keep her name off this site. don't spread it
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Mark Wellner @markwwellner.bsky.social · 10h
The son has returned. @mobius17.bsky.social
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andré @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 22h
it truly is just perfect that a republican — you know, the party that so badly wants to protect women athletes — used a senate hearing to confidently, and falsely, accuse a lawyer of perjury because he and his entire staff forgot that women’s sports exists
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 19h
Yankees: 9-0 Padres: 8-0 This was the first day in postseason history with multiple shutouts won by 8+ runs
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busy ☝️☝️☝️⛈️ @busyxb.bsky.social · 20h
Got some video from Olivia Miles' postgame scrum for my minnesota Lynx homies @terryhorstman.bsky.social @canishoopus.bsky.social youtu.be/CtgRjUVYPuc?...
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Olivia Miles Gets REAL: 'We Cared Too Much' After Playoff Loss
YouTube video by The Local W
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 19h
Nine years of wrongdoing - as laid out in the independent commission's damning judgment - disfigured English football www.nytimes.com/athletic/764...
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Manchester City have become ‘Sham FC’. They deserve the heaviest punishment
Nine years of wrongdoing - as laid out in the independent commission's damning judgment - disfigured English football
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 20h
Joe Musgrove is the 2nd player to appear in a postseason game directly after not appearing in any game of the two prior regular seasons, joining: 1945 Clyde McCullough (1 WS game in 1945, after missing all of 1944-45 regular seasons due to military service) h/t @EliasSports
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 20h
Joe Musgrove is the first player to appear in sequential postseason games in different seasons with no regular season games in between h/t @EliasSports
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5 Eyewitness News @kstptv.bsky.social · 20h
Up to about 50 gallons of diesel fuel spilled into the Mississippi River in Winona County on Monday afternoon.
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Diesel fuel spill in Mississippi River near Winona County dam
Up to about 50 gallons of diesel fuel spilled into the Mississippi River in Winona County on Monday afternoon.
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Katie Shook @katieshook.bsky.social · 22h
OMFG
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Mark Wellner @markwwellner.bsky.social · 23h
Dobeš standing in his head tonight after that early goal. @mobius17.bsky.social
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Andrew Siciliano @andrewsiciliano.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deshaun Watson is the first Browns QB to throw a go-ahead, game-winning, TD pass in the final 4 minutes of regulation in consecutive games since Brian Sipe in Weeks 7-8, 1980. (🫡 John Todd at NFL Research)
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So that thing I said I have been working on getting for the past few months, half year or whatever. Here it is. We’ve got an officially licensed lady Sickos soccer character now!!
We’ve got an officially licensed lady Sickos soccer character now!!
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The Bi of Hormuz @joshstein.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I presented a paper maybe 15 years ago now discussing the contrast between antisemitic academics (with Finkelstein as a central example) and those critical of Israel (Dan Boyarin, Judith Butler). During the Q&A, someone went off insisting Finkelstein wasn't antisemitic, he's been at this forever.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
“Upon reviewing the disciplinary action we took toward the seven Chi Phi brothers who allegedly gang-raped a student for over seven hours, we have concluded that the mandated two-page minimum on essays was woefully inadequate.” — Michael Kotlikoff, Cornell president
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Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
ITHACA, NY—Acknowledging serious missteps in their handling of a 2024 campus sexual assault case, administrators at Cornell University vowed Tuesday that, going forward, rapists would be forced to wri...
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Aaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with an Attorney General nominee? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Matt Gaetz! [SMITH]: That is Media Matters senior fellow Matt Gertz
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pinch-hit home runs, Astros postseason history: 2026 ALWCS G1 Nelson Velázquez 2005 NLCS G1 Chris Burke 2004 NLCS G1 Mike Lamb 2001 NLDS G3 Daryle Ward The previous three were all on the road
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obnoxiously pitt girl @opg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
omg Tim Ream really is too old for this shit 😭
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don Draper saying “that’s what the Buzzballz is for!”
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(Self) Regulators, mount up! @bankuei.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The powers that run America these days come down to: a) "Our industry sets up disasters, then you pay us to not have the disaster be as bad as it could be. Some people call this ransom." b) "We hate those people and yes you can put a bomb in every city Mr. Bane as long you blow up those (slurs)"🙃
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Joe Uchill @joeuchill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reposting this with alt text: Near as I can tell, you can't see a home Atlanta Hawks game from section 109 row 1 - the rows in section 109 are lettered not numbered. Not the case for the DC-area UMD Terps, who Catlin Clark put 38 on during the Feb 3 game. Their 109 has numbered rows.
Atlanta Hawks seating chart shows Section 109 has lettered rows UMD seating chart shows Section 109 has numbered rows.
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Joe Uchill @joeuchill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meanwhile, the Hawks section 109 has rows that are lettered, not numbered.
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Joe Uchill @joeuchill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not for nothing, but UMD's Xfinity center does indeed have a section scheme where 109 row 1 would have been pretty great seats. Anyway, that's a valid UMD seating number.
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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
John Lennon not living long enough to be on Twitter probably did a lot to protect his wife-beating ass reputation.
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Mark Wellner @markwwellner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
BRING KEVIN BACK HOME TO WISCONSIN @mobius17.bsky.social
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Tom Silverstein, Milwaukee Journal Sentinel @tspoon62.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Zeitler, 36, might cost the Packers some money, possibly $6-8 million, some in the league have estimated. He's a right guard. Laken Tomlinson, 34, is a left guard. Those two could be the starters if Packers go with both. They would be putting a lot of trust in some aging vets.
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
With Ozzie Albies and J.T. Realmuto, this was the second game in postseason history with multiple go-ahead triples, joining 1993 WS G4, also involving the Phillies
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Tom Silverstein, Milwaukee Journal Sentinel @tspoon62.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#Packers also brought in these players for tryouts: DT David Blay, Miami WR Dontae Fleming, Tulane DT Gabe Hall, Baylor WR Coleman Owen, Ohio
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Jason B. Hirschhorn @byjbh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Packers worked out the following players on Tuesday: DT David Blay WR Dontae Fleming DT Gabe Hall WR Coleman Owen
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Tom Silverstein, Milwaukee Journal Sentinel @tspoon62.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#Packers brought in veteran G Kevin Zeitler for a visit. It wasn't a tryout, but it doesn't mean they won't sign him. Stay tuned.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
WE LOVE STUDENT JOURNALISTS IN THIS HOUSE
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Mark Wellner @markwwellner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am sad @mobius17.bsky.social
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pitchers to throw 100.0+ mph in postseason at age 37+ under tracking (2008): 2026 Chris Sale 2025 Aroldis Chapman
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cris Collinsworth told Dan Patrick that today's NFL players don't know he was a Pro Bowl receiver, with many assuming he played quarterback. awfulannouncing.com/nbc/cris-col...
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Cris Collinsworth says today's players think he played quarterback: 'They don't know'
Cris Collinsworth told Dan Patrick that today's NFL players don't know he was a Pro Bowl receiver, with many assuming he played quarterback.
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Andrew Siciliano @andrewsiciliano.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hard to believe that Case Keenum and Eagles OC Sean Mannion both completed passes for the 2015 St. Louis Rams.
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