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Neal Rafferty

@nealraff.bsky.social
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Celtic, TV, music, cooking / food. Also puerility.

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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 2h
I don’t think I’m ever going to get the appeal of pivoting to video for podcasts. I’ve been listening to podcasts for 20 years, and never once have I thought, my God, I need to SEE these people! I’m on a walk or doing the dishes, I don’t need video. 
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Gadzooks; this bold new idea could revolutionise television.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Ah, 4 October! Happy fifth birthday to this marvellous thing…
Tom Hollander, A Life in the Day: I wake up generally at 3 or 4am. Not because I'm like Margaret Thatcher, but because I need to pee. I pee in the darkness using my phone screen to illuminate the target, then often take half a sleeping pill ... Sometime between 6 and 8 I wake again, turn up the Today programme gently. If my girlfriend is there we hold each other in different positions. If she isn't I wrap my arms around a pillow and continue listening to the bad news. Whoever gets up first will go downstairs and start baking porridge. ... It takes about 40 minutes to cook and we eat it in such large quantities with olive oil and salt that we negate any nutritional benefits. But we enjoy it. And while it's cooking it gives us time to look at our phones. Sometimes in this waiting period I try to do three slow sun salutations to stretch myself out, but often I don't. I brew the first of many coffees. ... Owing to forces beyond my control, life has not been as busy as it used to be. … I look at myself in the mirror and try to see what others see. Examine my bald patch, weigh myself and pull my stomach in. Then let it out. Then pull it in again. If I'm feeling positive I might get dressed at this point and go for my second coffee on the street below. I've lived in the same flat for 20 years and one of the rewards for this loyalty is that I know all the shopkeepers and stallholders on the street, for whom I have become like a piece of the old furniture they sell. Hello Glen, hello Kris, Ghino! … Then take it home and leave it on the sideboard with any post that has arrived from my stalker. Then I might call my agent. "Isn't she? No, no, nothing important... just checking in..." Soon it's time for my midmorning nap. Followed by the preparation of lunch, which I start at 12.15pm. … If it's sunny I might go for a cycle ride down the canal, ifit's raining I might masturbate and doze, or speculate on the extraordinary injustice of Philip Green's knighthood…
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Trevor Ship @trevypoos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yorkshire Dads: Hot single radiators in your area are waiting for you to turn them down.
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Neal Rafferty @nealraff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Crash Test Dummies at St Luke’s tonight - a tremendous show 👏🏻🇨🇦
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MrPaulRobinson @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Thank God! We lived through it! The international break, September 21 to October 2."
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Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
SHOP ME: Hello, have you got any Quorn? S: Yes, what variety? ME: on the Quob? S: Please leave
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CRAAAAAAAIG 🎃💀👻 @craiging619.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
TBT: Channel 4 journalist Alex Thomson was given free drinks on the train to Glasgow for the first Old Firm match in ages, and got absolutely blitzed.
Alex Thomson @alextomo tweets in 2016:
“Problem is : have not eaten today and hen Virgin started dealing free wine. It's going downhul .”Alex Thomson @alextomo tweets in 2016:
“New trin now. Train I men. Think it said Glasgiw . Some bloke yelled get in. Or on. No free wine now so something is def wrong .”Alex Thomson @alextomo tweets in 2016:
“I am I. Troy! Or Coy? Sounded like it Really .
The woman just said on the tannoy. I deman a wood horse .now.”Alex Thomson @alextomo tweets in 2016:
“@aberquine some woman gave me 4 Jaffa cakes near the loo. That but I  remmor”
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Jonathan Liew @jonathanliew.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you can hold food poisoning to account and still admire the lasagne
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 01/10/2026
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Ivan @hellothisisivan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That’s Life! was just incredible. Its two most famous moments are a man being movingly celebrated by the now grown Jewish children he got out of Nazi Germany & a dog saying “sausages”. No other programme has ever had that range.
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Neal Rafferty @nealraff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they are stealing billions from us in order to build data centers in our backyards in order to run machines designed to take our jobs and ultimately enslave us
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James Alistair Henry @jamesbluecat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Conan O'Brien is both a very silly person and an extremely wise one, and more important than either, I've never heard anyone say a bad word about him.
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Trumpton Fire Brigade ultra @captainflack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Baaaahhhhhh
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Neal Rafferty @nealraff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well, there’s one thing for sure - if City want to continue to cheat on an industrial scale, from now on they’re going to have to do it in the Statesville Prison (along with Gunderson, Martin, and Sally Decker).
Frank Drebin and Ed Hocken in Police Squad!
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve seen the pitch document for The Day Today and it’s about a paragraph long. I paraphrase but: “This show worked brilliantly on the radio and we know what we’re doing.” A world in which that is a viable pitch document is something that we surrendered without a fight, which is so sad.
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It seems apt that Manchester City fans adopted the Poznan, a celebration where everybody looks the other way.
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Neal Rafferty @nealraff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Manchester City cheating saga has me remembering how the media in Scotland treated calls for title stripping when original Rangers were in a similar frame.
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Neal Rafferty @nealraff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Stath Lets Flats: Oh That Is Terrible Trickery
ALT: Stath Lets Flats: Oh That Is Terrible Trickery
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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Amazing contrast to Starmer's buttoned up style as Burnham delivers his speech stripped to the waist and covered in peanut butter, repeatedly diving into the audience
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Iain Bancarz 🇨🇦 @iainrb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As Calvin & Hobbes pointed out, there's a reason why Batman fights grandiose maniacs.
Calvin & Hobbes discuss the obvious problem with a superhero who fights subtle, realistic bad guys by attending council meetings, writing to newspapers, etc.

Punch line: "Quick! To the Bat-Fax!" (This was 30+ years ago when fax machines were a thing.)
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Neal Rafferty @nealraff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah, just keep on saying stuff, world’s worst people. Why not, it’ll all get peddled and accepted in sufficient quantities. Lulu was behind the Bay of Pigs, you say? Eddie Large invented malaria? Well I never.
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Sasha Talebi @sashat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A cash-strapped rural police force struggles to deal with Red Diesel gangs. Until its chief inspector realises can get the Met Police to deal with the problem... ...if he pretends they're Iranian. A new six part comedy starring Toby Jones.
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Probably the greatest parallel parking you’ll ever see. #WorldBollardAssociation
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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Times - which has v much joined in the rightwing clamour to reduce immigration - now reporting that Mahmood’s “success” has cost the economy £4- to £7Bn. Would they like to now honestly confirm that fewer people = less spending power for all. There’s a high price to pay for this nasty obsession.
Patrick Maguire
Chief Political Commentator Oliver Wright Policy Editor

Falling migration numbers could cost the chancellor as much as £7bn in fiscal headroom as he writes his first budget, The Times has been told.
Government insiders believe that John Healey, who already faced an uphill battle to balance the books next month, is likely to have an even bigger challenge after immigration undershot projections from the Office for Budget Responsibility (OBR).
The Institute for Fiscal Studies think tank estimated last month that the success of Shabana
Mahmood's
reforms, which have cut net migration to the low hundreds of thousands, could cost Healey some £4bn.
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Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
See, making young people’s lives better, improving their life chances and giving them more opportunities, *that* could be a ‘moral crusade’. Changing U.K. benefits for young people is just about saving rich people’s money.
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Will Davies @will-davies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not wanting to rain on the current Marr love-in parade, but... substack.com/home/post/p-...
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The meaning of Johnny Marr
And of not talking about Morrissey
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Neal Rafferty @nealraff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well for god’s sake don’t let them call for regulation.
The Guardian 
 Bill Gates says unchecked Al could 'cause a
 billion deaths' in call for regulation
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Joe Scaramanga @joescaramanga.co.uk · 27/09/2026
It's not a laughing matter but I just pissed myself at this.
The Israel FA will also appeal both yellow cards awarded to Saied Abu Farchi during Thursday's defeat to Austria. Farchi was given a second yellow after he celebrated scoring an equaliser by uprooting the corner flag, an action interpreted by officials as mimicking the firing of a rifle.

Israel dispute this interpretation. “Anyone familiar with him knows it was an imitation of a snooker player, like the legendary Ken Doherty," their spokesperson said.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I didn't hear anything about this incident but wow this is fucking horrible. I increasingly feel like being able to publicly share our immediate reaction so easily is not good for us. That dopamine hit of self-righteousness seems to override critical thought, empathy, everything.
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Neal Rafferty @nealraff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One of life’s great pleasures; a hot, freshly made doughnut on the sun-kissed seafront.
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Absolutely wild to hear "is computer human" from dickheads who treat large groups of people as if they're not
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They warned us Mamdani would impose Sharia law. Instead, he unleashed the real threat: line dancing in Bryant Park.
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Nostalgic Things that go bump in the night @nostalgicthing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Saw someone yesterday describe those morons outside Basingstoke Police Station as the Provisional Wing of Sports Direct, and, yeah, that’s pretty much it.
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Herr Spooky Gunther Büergers @calamityjon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wild thing I learned earlier today -- the phrase "This is a job for Superman" predates Superman. I found citations as early as 1909.
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Neal Rafferty @nealraff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My reflex thought was that this was a new Harry Enfield character.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Neal Rafferty @nealraff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Entering the last year of the mortgage
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Squid Game: Player 001 & Seong Gi-hun Celebrate
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Neal Rafferty @nealraff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I see the phrase “Evil Thug” has had a bit of a makeover.
THE TIMES
 Wednesday September 23 2026
 Anti-migrant activist slashes dinghy with
 rescuer still on board
 Daniel Thomas, founder of the Patriot Platform group,
 tried to sink the boat using a knife after migrants had
 been moved off it
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The complete and total collapse of state function in the face of far right extremists. It is frankly ludicrous that Daniel Thomas continues to be at large given the series of crimes committed which he has literally filmed.
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Neal Rafferty @nealraff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
youtu.be/9YOEEpWAXgU?is=ffZxUpyNqKN… Well worth three minutes of anyone’s time
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 21/09/2026
International break sticking around for 3 weeks.
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Neal Rafferty @nealraff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If anyone’s in the market for an alternative jolt to rival or replace the morning coffee, I can heartily recommend an unexpected cameo by a wasp in the shower. My adrenaline didn’t start to recede until hours later. (Suffice to say that that wasp is now VERY expired).
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Neal Rafferty @nealraff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#CelticFC, with all the money it already has in reserves, made a big profit during this summer’s transfer rebuild.
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