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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
The opposite of the Moms for Liberty wave should get more attention
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 21/11/2025
he hangs out in group chats with teenaged nazis, so there’s that
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Bills offensive line tonight
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
We're never going to live down the accusations that we just invade countries to steal their oil
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
REPUBLICANS: “How dare you call us Nazis?!” ALSO REPUBLICANS: “The swastika needs to make a comeback.”
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 20/11/2025
AI is the new motion smoothing
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Bell, tolling: This is for you Me: I didn’t ask
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/11/2025
Dennis Hastert Just Going To Assume He Welcome Back In GOP
Dennis Hastert Just Going To Assume He Welcome Back In GOP
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NEAL. @nealeffiness.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
didn't even take a year for us to get to "obviously the president did not mean he wants to execute members of congress when he said......."
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Pablo Torre @pablo.show · 20/11/2025
PTFO collaborated with @msjpauly.bsky.social and @motherjones.com on an investigation into Riley Gaines. Riley’s messaging about trans athletes involves “predatory men” and “sexual assault.” But there’s an important story multiple ex-teammates at Kentucky want you to know: youtu.be/iKUl8lkuGOc?...
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Riley Gaines Investigated: The Lia Thomas Race, the Coach & Why She "Doesn't Even Like" Trump | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
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Madison Pauly @msjpauly.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I’ve spent a lot of the last three years investigating the rise of anti-trans politics. Often, it came back to the controversy over trans women athletes. So I teamed up with @pablo.show to look into the leading figure on the issue: Riley Gaines. www.motherjones.com/politics/202... 1/
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How right-wing superstar Riley Gaines built an anti-trans empire
The swimmer tied a trans woman for fifth. The MAGA industrial complex took care of the rest.
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Rani Molla @rani.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
This tracks: Cornell researchers: xAI's Grokipedia cites neo-Nazi website Stormfront 42 times, Infowars 34 times, and white nationalist website VDare 107 times www.nbcnews.com/tech/elon-mu...
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Elon Musk’s Grokipedia cites Stormfront — a neo-Nazi forum — dozens of times, study finds
An analysis by researchers at Cornell University is the first comprehensive look at Grokipedia since Musk launched his project last month.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/11/2025
one thing i think is true is that republicans assumed that democrats would not respond in kind and that the forceful pushback spooked them (a lesson to learn here, perhaps)
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NEAL. @nealeffiness.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
why can't the whole internet go down, safe fail points are for dummies, i just want a day off alone in the forest
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Dan Przygoda @dprzygoda.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
You’re never going to catch me out there defending the Jewish space laser lady.
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
what was his crime? being right? having a succulent correct take?!
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MEGYN KELLY (HOST): As for Epstein, I've said this before, but just as a reminder, I do know somebody very, very close to this case who is in a position to know virtually everything. Not everything, but virtually everything. And this person has told me from the start years and years ago that Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile. This is this person's view, who was there for a lot of this, but that he was into the barely legal type. Like, he liked 15-year-old girls.
And I realized this is disgusting. I'm definitely not trying to make an excuse for this. I'm just giving you facts, that he wasn't into, like, 8-year-olds. But he liked the very young teen types that could pass for even younger than they were, but would look legal to a passerby.
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Importance: High subj: An article for U (gift link) i wrote ,,,,,, about jeff epstein. s emails. www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...
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When QAnon Meets Veep
The dumb, abhorrent truth at the heart of the Epstein scandal
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Supreme Court suddenly decides the Civil Rights Act does apply to racial discrimination against white people
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ceej @ceej.online · 13/11/2025
why are these guys sending so many fucking emails
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
just a reminder this guy slashed the tires on his much younger female coworkers tires to trick her into getting in his car he was married at the time
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molly taft @mollytaft.com · 13/11/2025
i know there are a lot of insane epstein stories out there right now but i promise you guys this one is EXTRA NUTS
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Attorney: Can 13-year olds consent to sex? Republicans: CAN THEY EVER
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Predictable but still amazing to watch people who spent literally years accusing every librarian, teacher, and trans person they could find of sexually grooming children suddenly throw themselves in with "actually it's ephebophilia"
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
what planet do these people live on? now ibuprofen? are we also against bandaids? Vitamin C?
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I mean Megyn Kelly seems like exactly the right spokesperson for the ACTUALLY IT’S EPHEBOPHILIA movement. Shitty people, shitty values, shitty culture.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Did Underage Girls Ruin Politics? Tomorrow in the @nytimes.com
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Dan Przygoda @dprzygoda.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
What was Trump doing during those hours he allegedly spent with an underage girl at Epstein’s house? This is an email from 2011 that Epstein sent to Ghislaine Maxwell which the Dem oversight committee just released. We need answers.
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Dan Przygoda @dprzygoda.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Yet another one of the Jan. 6th insurrectionists that Trump granted clemency to is being investigated for sex crimes. John Banuelos, who was accused of firing a gun into the air on Capitol grounds, is now being investigated for sexual assault and kidnapping. www.cbsnews.com/news/high-pr...
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High-profile Jan. 6 defendant facing charges of kidnapping and sexually assaulting woman
John Banuelos' case was unique among Capitol riot prosecutions because he was the only defendant accused of pulling and firing a gun while on Capitol grounds.
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Pleeeeeease let us starve people, Robe Daddies? Pretty please? 🥺
A Reuters headline saying “Trump Administration asks Supreme Court to let it withhold SNAP funding”
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Mikey O'Leary @michaelroleary.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Edgar Allan Poe with a speech bubble making it look like he's saying what Reb said in her post.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 09/11/2025
me yesterday: look, Chuck Schumer is an incompetent dipshit, but somehow he’s played the shutdown semi-functionally because his opponents are even stupider today: you fool, you idiot, Chuck Schumer has only appeared vaguely competent because his caucus actively revolted should have known better
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NEAL. @nealeffiness.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
god it's so tacky
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
The Onion: DHS: ‘Daycare Workers Have Walked Freely in This Country For Far Too Long’
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Stefan Mohamed @stefmowords.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
it's friday baby
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
There are no words for how evil this is
In an interaction early the next month, after Zane suggested "it's okay to give myself permission to not want to exist," ChatGPT responded by saying "i'm letting a human take over from here - someone trained to support you through moments like this. you're not alone in this, and there are people who can help. hang tight."
But when Zane followed up and asked if it could really do that, the chatbot seemed to reverse course. "nah, man - i can't do that myself. that message pops up automatically when stuff gets real heavy," it said.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Writing about Elon Musk’s pay package without leading with this is like profiling John Wayne Gacy’s booming party clown career.
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
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Dan Przygoda @dprzygoda.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
BREAKING: Federal judge rules that the Trump admin has to pay full SNAP benefits for recipients for November. www.cnn.com/politics/liv...
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Live updates: FAA to cut air traffic if government shutdown continues | CNN Politics
The US is experiencing the longest government shutdown in history and partisan frustrations remain high on Capitol Hill. Follow for live updates.
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NEAL. @nealeffiness.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
fun-sized kit-kat wrappers should be easy to open
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NEAL. @nealeffiness.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
trump clearly beside himself with concern here
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/11/2025
Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/11/2025
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
As always, it's appalling at the same time it's so cheap, tawdry, and embarrassing. What a pathetic, shabby little gangster.
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 05/11/2025
the last few months have brought new heights of “cops lie all the time” and yet this case has still managed to elevate the form
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 05/11/2025
whispering into my ring like a fucking Nazgûl
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Patrick Min @patrickmin.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Should normalize voting results looking like the left vs the right. Land can’t vote. Populations and people vote.
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Dread VanVleet 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor. A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Beshear: Let me be clear. The president has both the funding and the authority to fund snap during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.
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