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nicholas

@navolpe.bsky.social
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Right Honourable Ne'er-do-well. In a long term situationship with a 2012 G37S Sedan. Halah Madrid y nada mas.

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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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nicholas @navolpe.bsky.social · 2h
Bench the nepo baby -me, a horns fan
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 11h
If I built an AI lab and it went rogue and deleted all student loan information, I'm betting they'd suddenly figure out how to prosecute me.
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Keifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m glad time has vindicated Sebulba. Everyone was so cruel to him because he “tried to kill a child” during the Boonta Eve Classic even though he was literally Darth Vader
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Z. BoogeyMann Zilla, Semi-Pro Ghoulball @pandangit.com · 10/10/2026
Well this is the worst headline I've ever seen.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 10/10/2026
Kirk Ferentz said the Big Ten is trying to make me stay up past 12 midnight central time? No, we’re gonna try to put this one to bed early.
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
oh good we’re entering the Trapper Keeper portion of the hurricane
vaporwave ass radar
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Let's check in on the Russian diesel next week, after we've circled back on the Belarusian potash
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read.
She had bought raw goat milk from a farm recommended to her in a Facebook group run by her chiropractor
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
these people would say it was "unclear" why more people in germany didnt openly identify as jewish in 1942
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💀Exiled To Ohio💀 @exiledtoohio.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's unreal that #F1 can't simply let the cars run. All of this "parity" doesn't help anyone but the typical front runners. Get back to V8s, focus on safety and let the guys RACE. #SingaporeGP
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GnoWolfStyx 🏳️‍⚧️✏️🍉 @gnowolfstyx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ah yes, who could forget Sonic's long lost twin brother, McLaren Racing the Hedgehog
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Episode four was so good, I’m going back to the beginning of season two. These white people are CRAZY!!! God bless them. #MobLand
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Bring a Trailer @bringatrailer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
One-Owner, 8k-Mile 2008 Infiniti G37 Sport 6-Speed
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One-Owner, 8k-Mile 2008 Infiniti G37 Sport 6-Speed
Bid for the chance to own a One-Owner, 8k-Mile 2008 Infiniti G37 Sport 6-Speed at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #268,740.
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nicholas @navolpe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Kennedy getting aerated in the Congo is poetry
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Otto von Biz Markie @donachaidh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You know it smell crazy in there* *inside that suit
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
just saw an ad for candy corn during this Louisville-Florida State game. I am stunned. I did not realize there was a candy corn marketing budget
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If I was Stephen King’s Carrie, instead of exploding a prom I would’ve used my telekinetic powers to get rich from rigging horse races
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nicholas @navolpe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I miss my 71 LeMans Convertible
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Sky News @news.sky.com · 09/10/2026
Christa Pike survived her execution. This Is Why
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Christa Pike survived her execution. This Is Why
A notorious killer on death row for three decades was supposed to be executed by lethal injection, except she didn't die.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Small water sausage committing finger shenanigans!
Scene description: A small, fluffy baby otter named Steve playfully nibbles on a person’s fingertip while standing on a dark blue blanket inside a clear plastic bin.  
Text in image: None.
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nicholas @navolpe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It is medieval and rather disturbing, and our Saudi allies do it regularly, with a sword so big the Air Force would be embarrassed
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
he says this as an ASIDE to focus on how Collins wants to take money out of everyday communities to give it to the wealthy, he's running Air Raid and those corners are in HELL
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nicholas @navolpe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Been following a private jet tracker account and I have two takeaways. One, all these people are selfish assholes. Two, anyone who chose anything but the Dassault Falcon is a selfish asshole with horrible taste.
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Road & Track @roadandtrack.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The long-awaited JAS Tensei packs a 425-hp naturally aspirated V6, a six-speed manual, and stunning Italian styling.
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The Pininfarina-Designed Acura NSX Restomod Is Finally Here in All Its Glory
The long-awaited JAS Tensei packs a 425-hp naturally aspirated V6, a six-speed manual, and stunning Italian styling.
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nicholas @navolpe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
G Men baby
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If there's one thing I know from growing up Catholic in America it's that the priest will give the shortest homily you've ever heard and mass will be done in 40 minutes if there's a sports match on that they want to watch.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/10/2026
Ossoff says that Mike Collins has "hired half the Third Reich to staff your congressional office"
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He doesn't even deny his son-in-law is a white supremacist. He simply claims it's out of bounds to ask about his support of white supremacy because he's family.
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pete announcing a livestreamed firing-squad execution like Pornhub just launched a “Patriotic Gooning” category. He’s going to finish, salute the screen, and whisper, “Thank you for your service."
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Albert Pinto @70sbachchan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
perfect tweet
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David Rothschild @davmicrot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ossoff is definitely not listening to Yglesias/Klein/PodSave reactionary centrist crowd, he does not think his marginal voter is a white-supremacist, and that is what makes him such an attractive candidate to the vast majority of US who are not white-supremacists.
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nicholas @navolpe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Remember kids, anyone offering to help you do big crimes on the interwebs is ALWAYS a Fed
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Every member of this ethnic group is a criminal who needs to be imprisoned by the state” is just pure uncut Nazi shit
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 09/10/2026
jesus christ i have never heard a democratic talk this bluntly about an opponent
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Michael Stahlke @michaelstahlke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You get the feeling that Ossoff just fucking despises Collins as a person, not just as a political opponent.
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Stephen Robinson @playtyperguy.com · 09/10/2026
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Friday Meme: DAAAAAAAMN Reaction
ALT: Friday Meme: DAAAAAAAMN Reaction
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don’t want everything tailored to my interests I want stuff made by perverts and sickos that makes me think about stuff differently
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Stephen Judkins @stephenjudkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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B. A. Friedman @bafriedman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I really don’t think a public execution by firing squad of a guy in a wheel chair is going to look how they expect it to look.
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just took lovely Maeve out for an afternoon field trip. She’s a big sweetie looking for a home in the DC area where she can be the lone doggo. Go pay her a visit! bvspca.org/adopt/maeve-2
Maeve the Rottweiler
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season of the bitch @m01r4.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
strongly believe leo should excommunicate vance + court members for even countenancing the firing squad stuff.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The same company that doesn't pay artists seems to always find the money to pay this jackass. If you're still using Spotify... why? Pretty much every alternative is better in every way.
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Joe Rogan Renews Nine-Figure Spotify Deal
Spotify and Joe Rogan have entered into a new multiyear licensing agreement, continuing a relationship that began in 2020 for his hugely popular podcast.
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nicholas @navolpe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Tim Robinson: Wrong Hot Dog
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WHAT THE FUCK
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is the kinda guy you sentence to a billion years in jail but have the prison bus drop back off in Langley to go get sent to Russia with the directive to scam the bastards for every penny he can.
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Deadly Passions, Terrible Joys @deadlypassions-pod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
On October 6, 1973, French #F1 driver François Cevert left the pits at Watkins Glen to qualify for the #USGP. He never came back. This month on DPTJ, I’m sharing Cevert’s story — and the way those in his life made meaning of his senseless death. www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9gW...
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François Cevert: The Tragic Story of Jackie Stewart’s Protégé
YouTube video by Elizabeth Blackstock
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Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Me, job hunting in 2026: "What if I just went into crime?"
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