Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A feral, weird, and deeply unsettling experience. It was fucking magical. 1250
Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I just watched a grown man put mayonnaise on a hot dog. Florida truly is a godless place. 14330
Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Somewhere, a virologist with three graduate degrees is being reassigned to stare at the sky. 060
Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.” 350
Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The good news? I no longer have to commute into the city every day. The bad news? I am no longer employed. 🫠 25320
Reposted by Bee!Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Remember to play wu tangs protect ya neck on this merry Kirkmas 1549
Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Tim Scott screaming that Democrats are lunatics while looking like Thulsa Doom just discovered cocaine is the kind of political messaging you simply cannot teach. 191
Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Debating whether I should drain my brokerage account, move overseas, and become an arms dealer. 12361
Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I mean…. I got paid to steal a baboon for a man. Not by him, but I did get paid. So yeah, primate theft. Oddest paid job. 5210
Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026If it’s something that’s been designed by intelligent humans who have a deep and abiding respect for physics and engineering? Trust your training! If it was something designed by one of the Prime Evils, a terrible man known as Franklin Davis Robinson? It’s screaming. Lots of screaming. 5241
Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026“Trans rights are AI rights” is an absolutely deranged sentence. We've somehow reached the stage of technological delusion where someone can look at a grotesquely oppressed human minority and think, “You know who else has this problem? My fuckin' Roomba.” 2120
Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Introduce yourself with 5 artists you’ve seen at least twice. Teenage Fanclub Rocket from the Crypt Jawbreaker Spanish Love Songs A Wilhelm Scream 140
Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026J. Edgar Hoover spent decades running the FBI like a moral purity cult. Now they’re apparently taking applications from guys who fuck goats and commit larceny. Somewhere, Clyde Tolson is spinning in his closet. 190
Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I watched Challenger blow up on live TV in my elementary school cafeteria. 050
Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Does someone want to lend me 10 million dollars? gsaauctions.gov/auctions/pre... 13560
Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Six months ago it was, "Here's a chatbot that writes your emails." Now it's, "Oops, we accidentally invented AIDS 2: Black Death Boogaloo." 1215
Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026"Equipping the church for spiritual warfare" is a very interesting way to describe thirteen professionally lit headshots of dudes who look like they communicate exclusively through Grindr messages and secret knocks at gas station bathrooms. 10365
Reposted by Bee!lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/08/2026it is funny the white sox are making splashy trades for a playoff run after a decade of ineptitude right after we get a white sox pope. it doesn't sway me towards organized religion because deep down "baseball is stupid like that" is a more fundamental universal truth than anything in the bible 1043628
Reposted by Bee!Ravioli Ripple 🌹 @ravioliripple.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I'm ok with the Skubal trade because the most important thing in baseball is that Aaron Judge never wins a World Series 728526
Reposted by Bee!Some kind of invasive ape 🏳️⚧️ @wargonopsid.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Ink sketch of a waffle yaga. Seagull feet bc dumpstercore. Sketch w inks 281595599
Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026When one of your favorite restaurants announces that it’s closing, you go and eat all the tasty things. I’ll miss you Bar Mezzana. 😭 2130
Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026What’s your sign? You get a few because I'm feeling saucy. 1141
Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026static.klipy.comWerner Herzog: The Trees Are in MiseryALT: Werner Herzog: The Trees Are in Misery 170
Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026My favorite print. John Dillinger, done by Matt Skiba from Alkaline Trio. #92/100. 1170
Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026“I’d like to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty.” 3110
Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I’m waiting for the inevitable crash out. “Agamemnon was NOT a bottom!” “Why are there so many dicks?” 1110
Reposted by Bee!MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Wishing a happy 104th birthday to Rachel Robinson! Founder of The Jackie Robinson Foundation in honor of her late husband, Rachel continues to be an inspiration for all. 💙 220169
Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I once got so violently drunk in Columbus Ohio that I shit in a bathroom sink at McDonald's & then passed out under a tree. Ohio is cursed. 3250
Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026www.newsweek.com/hegseth-anno... “I want the meanest, manliest warfighters on Earth. Thick necks. Bulging muscles. Sky-high T levels. Huge, swollen balls. Real alpha males. Sweaty and grunting as they’re operating at high speed…” You ok bro? Do you need a minute alone?newsweek.comPete Hegseth Announces New Required Pentagon Testosterone Tests: Who It ImpactsDefense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced that the Pentagon will begin requiring annual testosterone deficiency screenings for active-duty service members age 30 and older. 3102
Reposted by Bee!Paul Graf @paulginva.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Boys and girls, don't mess with the fluffy cows. Stay in your car. 2162
Reposted by Bee!andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 12/07/2026fatality www.instagram.com/p/DasR6g-lZB... 4438351209
Bee! @haillemmy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Now he gets to be the prettiest princess in his own personal Hell. An eternity spent chasing beautiful, saucy little twinks through sunlit meadows, forever closing the distance, always just one step behind. Rest in piss, you obsequious little queen. 2120
