iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 1h

We need a Genghis Khan now more than ever

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👻 Crujería 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 8h

I have my own hoodies. I’m coming for your life insurance policy.

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 8h

I have my own life insurance policy. I'm coming for your panties.

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

"Bad girl," but as praise kink

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

I don't know why everything.

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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Sex so good you tell him it’s on the house

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

WHAT *HAS* LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT? IN THIS ESSAY—

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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Why isn’t a boner called a dickstand?

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 06/11/2023

They should let the person who invented naps invent more stuff.

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👻 Crujería 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

something wicked this way comes, dumbass

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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Dropped the hot; just a mess

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I hope the apocalypse comes soon I'm so sick of pooping

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

To everyone who wrote don't change in my yearbook I'm happy to say I didn't (I stayed awful).

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

You can't be dropping fire posts on the www and be hot. People hate that.

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I do all my best internetting from a commodore 64

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

DOCTOR: i’m a urologist MARIO: ur a my what now

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harpy @harpy.party · 06/10/2026

getting screampied for halloween

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

So when a baby’s butt is hanging out of the flap of their pjs it’s adorable, but when it’s mine you’re “calling the law” and “can’t finish your chowder”

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Just remember that someone loves you. Sure, that person is awful. But still.

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Not a single one of my reminders are friendly

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Not a single one of my reminders are friendly

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 31/05/2025

Apothegary great name for pharmacist

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 16/07/2025

Oh, I am very weary, Though tears no longer flow; My eyes are tired of weeping, My heart is sick of woe black betty ramajam

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 23/10/2025

being a useful idiot sounds like too much work

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I almost wrote, "and now so are you."

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Hello, 911? Yes, I cannot stop whistling the opening notes to the theme for Three's Company. Yes, I'll hold.

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

When a women tells me her name, I always follow up with, "Oh, like the cheese?" no matter what her name is.

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Judging by how many times I've ALMOST eaten a sticker on an apple, I've DEFINITELY eaten a sticker on an apple

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Me: I think my favorite deadly sin is gluteny Them: you mean gluttony Me (going in raw on a warm baguette): I sure as fuck don't

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

You guys. I don't think anyone's coming to save us.

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

I didn't think the Beatles were as groundbreaking as people said, but the lyric, "I heard the news today, oh boy," really hits nowadays

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geist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

slutty ghosts wear fitted sheets

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

You remind me of one of my good friends from high school. Asshole.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I don’t wanna be an alpha. Bitch I’m tryna frolic

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I love non-binary Halloween. What do you mean you’re iced coffee at a job interview

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I got the Covid vaccine and sure enough five years later sent a text to the wrong person

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Imagine dying and getting to the river styx then seeing a QR code

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Time casts stuffed shells on you But you want spaghettiiiiii -Fleetwood Macaroni

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

In France they get ze moonchies

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm sick of living so small. Give me the macro plastics.

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Time casts stuffed shells on you But you want spaghettiiiiii -Fleetwood Macaroni

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sorry I tried to be friends with you

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My stomach hurts so of course I'm going to eat like a fucking pig

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