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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 16h

i love this so much

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It's Craigin' Time @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 01/10/2026

They say no one can hear you scream in space, but they don't say anything about people cheering as you're shoved out an airlock. Orbit's demise was the loudest reaction Houston heard all series.

Astros mascot Orbit with ELIMINATED underneath

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It's Craigin' Time @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 26/09/2026

The Oriole Bird lost its life trying to stand in the way of one of the club's patented three-game losing streaks. Reached for comment, Mike Elias said it would be immediately replaced with a more fitting mascot: an apple-cheeked blonde man-boy.

The Oriole Bird with ELIMINATED underneath

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It's Craigin' Time @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 25/09/2026

The Pirate Parrot was identified as a form of AGI after it repeated several basic phrases back to some tech CEOs. It was first venerated as a god, then destroyed by its own believers. It's the first time in recent memory anyone believed in anything associated with the Pirates organization.

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It's Craigin' Time @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 25/09/2026

months after search crews had given up, PAWS was discovered buried beneath pre-season expectations. He will be remembered. Not fondly.

Tigers mascot PAWS with ELIMINATED underneath

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It's Craigin' Time @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 23/09/2026

Ace earned his nickname in flight school. Like many other Blue Jays he was noisy, bold, and aggressive, in addition to being highly territorial. Used to patrolling The 6, the only territory to his name is now 6 feet under. He has been dishonorably discharged.

Ace, the Blue Jays mascot with ELIMINATED beneath

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It's Craigin' Time @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 23/09/2026

TC Bear did not stop forest fires. He did not stump about with a love of "hunny." He did not wear a duffel coat. He was not smarter than the average bear. The last one is the only one that matters. Goodbye.

a pic Minnesota Twins mascot TC Bear with ELIMINATED beneath him

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It's Craigin' Time @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 23/09/2026

Screech the Eagle has been tactically exterminated in what was supposed to be a dry run of the drone/sniper unit at the Triumphal Arch. We extend zero thanks for his service.

A pic of Screech the Eagle with ELIMINATED beneath him

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It's Craigin' Time @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 22/09/2026

Scientific evidence suggests that fish do, in fact, feel pain. Billy the Marlin, though, felt nothing. He never saw it coming. He's now sleeping with the fishes. Euphemistically. Not like when a marlin is asleep near other fish.

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It's Craigin' Time @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 22/09/2026

The Giants have lost yet another member of their opening day roster, as Poochie has mercilessly dispatched Lou Seal for ripping off his whole deal. No jury could ever convict, Poochie is free to return to his home planet.

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It's Craigin' Time @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 19/09/2026

They came at the king and they did not miss. Sluggerrr is no morrre. The crownhead lineage has ended.

Royals mascot Sluggerrr with the text ELIMINATED below

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It's Craigin' Time @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 19/09/2026

Stomper has been identified by precogs as likely to commit crimes too heinous to describe. He has been erased. You may not speak of him further.

Athletics mascot Stomper with ELIMINATED beneath him

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It's Craigin' Time @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 19/09/2026

Mr Redlegs has been compromised out of an abundance of caution after mainlining 9 straight days of manosphere related content. There are no mourners.

a picture of Mr Redlegs with ELIMINATED underneath

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It's Craigin' Time @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 27/09/2026

Everyone wants to have a glue guy but no one wants to know how they come to be.

Rangers mascot Rangers Captain with ELIMINATED underneath

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Nace GALACTIC 𓅢 @nace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Game 53. Cubs at Padres. Wild Card Game 2. SERIES SWEEP!

Ya boy Nace, his wife, and his older boy. Go Padres!

Flames erupting from the batters eye. Go Padres!

A guy with some dope headgear. Padres helmet with Jack in the Box popping off the top. Go Padres!

My boy going nut nut with the yellow towels. Go Padres!

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Nace GALACTIC 𓅢 @nace.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Astros looking putrid out there. What a great day!

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Nace GALACTIC 𓅢 @nace.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

She trem on my faya til I ask my doctor.

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Nace GALACTIC 𓅢 @nace.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This Bryce Harper guy is pretty good, actually! Dude knows ball.

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Nace GALACTIC 𓅢 @nace.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You gotta catch that ball, big guy.

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Nace GALACTIC 𓅢 @nace.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Game 52. Cubs at Padres. Wild Card Game 1.

Fight for the Faithful on the Jumbotron.

A kinda whack shot of fireworks and a USA shaped flag. I wasn’t focused on the camera tonight.

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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This is an instant classic quote graphic

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Nace GALACTIC 𓅢 @nace.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Only chopped uncs do the chop.

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lil mikey paycheck @patchak21.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

need this

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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

A bar sign in Japan

A liquor bottle is kicking a brain in the stones lol

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Tattoo artist: this your first? Me: yeah I’m a little nervous my dad’s a tattoo cop Tattoo artist, tearing off their mask to reveal it’s my dad: BUSTED AMIGO

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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Anus mascot at the Brazilian Congress of Coloproctology (CBCP 2026)

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 14/01/2026

Columbo arresting AI for murder

Lt. Columbo (Peter Falk) meets Robby the Robot in the episode Mind Over Mayhem which aired on February 10, 1974

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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"why would I deceive you?"

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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

war eagle

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Nace GALACTIC 𓅢 @nace.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Game 51. Dbacks at Padres. See you on Tuesday for the Wild Card!

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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

For the third consecutive year, the @Padres are #Postseason bound! #CLINCHED (MLB x @BudweiserUSA)

CLINCHED: San Diego Padres
MLB Postseason 2026 presented by Budweiser
Pictured: Cutouts of Fernando Tatis Jr., Jackson Merrill, Mason Miller, Ty France and Manny Machado. They wear alternate dark blue City Connect San Diego Padres jerseys.

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Nace GALACTIC 𓅢 @nace.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Back in the high life* again. *San Francisco

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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 20/09/2026

Ed Sheeran overcorrected and joined the Houthis

Reuters world news - the Houthis say they struck Riyadh. here's why it matters. and the thumbnail has a big picture of a Houthi strike and in the corner, a photo of Ed Sheeran with no mention

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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Apparently, Neil got sold out to us by this cowboy named Waingro.

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It's Craigin' Time @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 19/09/2026

Fredbird violated the natural laws of order and has been neutralized. He is survived by the things that keep you up at night. He will not be remembered.