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Nace GALACTIC 𓅢 @nace.bsky.social · 7h

Game 54. Brewers at Padres. NLDS game 3.

Lens flare for some cheap drama on the Petco Park sign.

People singing Take Me Out to the Ballgame.

Fireworks going off and the right field foul pole.

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Nace GALACTIC 𓅢 @nace.bsky.social · 12h

Whenever the Braves are about to charm me, the broadcast cuts to some dickhead in wraparounds chopping like a goon and I snap back to reality.

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Nace GALACTIC 𓅢 @nace.bsky.social · 18h

His expression says “I’m eating something unpleasant, but I don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings”.

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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 22h

Because she got a GREAT ASS!

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Nace GALACTIC 𓅢 @nace.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Giving leverage at bats to Freddy fucking Fermin… I mean c’mon man!

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Tulley @hobostewball.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Baseball is not a serious sport

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Nace GALACTIC 𓅢 @nace.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Jackson Chourio isn’t even the youngest player in this game.

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Nace GALACTIC 𓅢 @nace.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The old BA/Frenchy dynamic. Love it.

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Nace GALACTIC 𓅢 @nace.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Those shorts are office appropriate, but only if you work on the user services team.

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Nace GALACTIC 𓅢 @nace.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Buddy, you know I’m on your side, but let’s not forget about the parallels between the caste system on the subcontinent and Carolina BBQ.

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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

*Tommy Pham gets on a plane, flies to NY, and punches the replay official*

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Nace GALACTIC 𓅢 @nace.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Perfect post. No notes. Killa beez.

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evil maid @lenazun.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

shaolin style everywhere

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Nace GALACTIC 𓅢 @nace.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Glad this is happening on the road. Don’t want to taint the immaculate Petco vibes.

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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 02/10/2026

Still the absolute funniest "trailer remix" ever made -- as well as one of the very first of its kind, debuting in 2005 Every shot is perfectly chosen God I could watch this all day

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i love this so much

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Nace GALACTIC 𓅢 @nace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yes, and also every seventh inning stretch at Coors Field.

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Nace GALACTIC 𓅢 @nace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Regrettably, NBA Bike Lane was negated by a group of small business owners.

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Nace GALACTIC 𓅢 @nace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

And did they ever! A fitting end to a tainted reign.

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It's Craigin' Time @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 01/10/2026

They say no one can hear you scream in space, but they don't say anything about people cheering as you're shoved out an airlock. Orbit's demise was the loudest reaction Houston heard all series.

Astros mascot Orbit with ELIMINATED underneath

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It's Craigin' Time @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 26/09/2026

The Oriole Bird lost its life trying to stand in the way of one of the club's patented three-game losing streaks. Reached for comment, Mike Elias said it would be immediately replaced with a more fitting mascot: an apple-cheeked blonde man-boy.

The Oriole Bird with ELIMINATED underneath

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It's Craigin' Time @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 25/09/2026

The Pirate Parrot was identified as a form of AGI after it repeated several basic phrases back to some tech CEOs. It was first venerated as a god, then destroyed by its own believers. It's the first time in recent memory anyone believed in anything associated with the Pirates organization.

The Pirate Parrot with ELIMINATED underneath

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It's Craigin' Time @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 25/09/2026

months after search crews had given up, PAWS was discovered buried beneath pre-season expectations. He will be remembered. Not fondly.

Tigers mascot PAWS with ELIMINATED underneath

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It's Craigin' Time @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 23/09/2026

Ace earned his nickname in flight school. Like many other Blue Jays he was noisy, bold, and aggressive, in addition to being highly territorial. Used to patrolling The 6, the only territory to his name is now 6 feet under. He has been dishonorably discharged.

Ace, the Blue Jays mascot with ELIMINATED beneath

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It's Craigin' Time @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 23/09/2026

TC Bear did not stop forest fires. He did not stump about with a love of "hunny." He did not wear a duffel coat. He was not smarter than the average bear. The last one is the only one that matters. Goodbye.

a pic Minnesota Twins mascot TC Bear with ELIMINATED beneath him

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It's Craigin' Time @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 23/09/2026

Screech the Eagle has been tactically exterminated in what was supposed to be a dry run of the drone/sniper unit at the Triumphal Arch. We extend zero thanks for his service.

A pic of Screech the Eagle with ELIMINATED beneath him

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It's Craigin' Time @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 22/09/2026

Scientific evidence suggests that fish do, in fact, feel pain. Billy the Marlin, though, felt nothing. He never saw it coming. He's now sleeping with the fishes. Euphemistically. Not like when a marlin is asleep near other fish.

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It's Craigin' Time @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 22/09/2026

The Giants have lost yet another member of their opening day roster, as Poochie has mercilessly dispatched Lou Seal for ripping off his whole deal. No jury could ever convict, Poochie is free to return to his home planet.