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Jessika "Squid" Desjardins

@mustekalan.bsky.social
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Jessika, or Squid, They/She 30 Guilty Gear enthusiast Mustekalan everywhere Add me on discord! MDNI 🔞 Adult material ahead, some of which may be objectionable to some people

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🔞 Bug 🐌 @snailerpark.bsky.social · 9h
Heyyyy
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Big Yellow @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social · 2h
doing a thing for the video and I forgot that 3s divides sprites into multiple parts sometimes so there's just a couple decapitated hugo knocking about
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Galmesh Rosewood @galmeshrosewood.bsky.social · 8h
2Bae For this Spooky month Bae was voted as the character that would get all the costumes. This was the most voted for costume.
OC Bae wearing a 2B outfit from Nier Automata, lifting the blindfold and saying "A little unpractical"
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Wyatt The Great @wazpranger.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
For 20 years now I've thought of this Venture Bros. scene every time I hear Depeche Mode
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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 11h
this is more or less the same thing sakurai recently talked about that a lot of people were (understandably) in denial over— but maybe people will start listening as more industry pillars bring it up
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Dylan @zaffirorubino.bsky.social · 12h
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AzulCrescent @azulcrescent.bsky.social · 2h
Offset mastah [Monhun fan comik] Failure is just the path to eventual success 😎
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James D. Compass @djcomps.bsky.social · 56m
"The Golden Order once thrived too, you know? And *She* was all of it, our shining Goddess."
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 9h
Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this
My dad used to work with Ted Bundy at the University of Utah and every Friday my dad would say, "See ya Monday-Bundy" and I can't imagine how much Ted actually thought about murdering him for
it.
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Alecto @alecto.bsky.social · 11h
dangerous beast
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BellaBnuuy🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @bellabnuuy.bsky.social · 6h
strongest fascist art criticism ragebait in history vs strongest fascist art criticism ragebait of today
famous urinal with mild graffiti on itbridget guilt e. gear
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
amazing job on the john fetterman magic card. making him damage you even though you put him into play was a great detail
Kookus
Summon Djinn
Trample
During your upkeep, if you do not control at least one Keeper of Kookus, Kookus deals 3 damage to you and attacks this turn if able.
2: +1/+0 until end of turn
Illus. Scott Hampton
01096 Wizards of the Coast, Ine All rights reserved
3/5
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Bizabizow / Ty @bizabizow.bsky.social · 11h
Pics that go hard
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 4h
Just in case you didn't know ModRetro fucking sucks and "Automated War Initiative" is a disgusting title Also, War Crime Enthusiast Palmer Luckey is incredibly thin skinned and will chase you around various social media platforms if you talk sauce about him and his shitty M64. Worth it.
FB comment:

Palmer Luckey: Mike Fink the M64 is $230 not $320 and it is far more powerful than the Mister. We developed our own core and open sourceed all the hardware and software 

And Aduril helps kill Russians, not children

Me: Palmer Free Luckey that's without the controller, not included, which is $90 

And also fuck youWe still clown on you with memes
Palmer Luckey and is shit handheld emulator, along with other fascists that don't care about human life, like Elon Musk and JD Vance
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Edith! 🔞 @edith-is-dead.bsky.social · 7h
reward for a job well done
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 15h
tumblr post:
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Aug 31, 2023
Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs
Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

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Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head.
You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.
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🍋Lemons&Leaves🍂 @lemonsandleaves.tgirl.gay · 5h
I may have sad eyes but I still embody happy yellow 💛 🍋 🍌
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 16h
A lot of guys I'm seeing are mentioing that they aren't saying anything because they're afraid to come off as "performative". Guys, please be performative. Please be cringe about it. That fear you have to look bad is the same fear that shut the 50 other group chat members up. Say something
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DK Vine @dkvine.com · 21h
Update
Mario Kart Tour's loading screen, now with a Spirit Halloween banner across the logo. 

The loading screen image is from the Halloween 2022 Tour, depicting Mario (Halloween), Peach (Halloween), Waluigi (Vampire), and King Boo (Luigi's Mansion) all racing on a Boo boardwalk course.
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 20h
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14h
Singer Taylor Swift is one of the people who have been labeled "spiritually Israeli".[1]
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 13h
d
Who, Me? was a top secret, sulfurous, non-lethal chemical weapon developed by MIT-graduate Ernest Crocker for the U.S. Office of Strategic Services during World War II.[1][2] Who, Me? smelled strongly of fecal matter, and was issued in pocket atomizers intended to be unobtrusively sprayed on a German officer to humiliate him and, by extension, demoralize the occupying German forces.[3]

Who, Me? had a high concentration of extremely volatile sulfur compounds that were very difficult to control: more often than not, the person who did the spraying also ended up smelling as bad as the one targeted.[4] After two weeks, it was concluded that Who, Me? was a failure.
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Effy Neprin @effyneprin.bsky.social · 13/10/2024
Sketch for Sunday 🙏
A sketch of Gallica from the new game, Metaphor Re:Fantazio. She's a fairy, wearing a yellow leotard with a blue floral pattern at the bottom. She has four long and light wings, coloured in a stained glass style, though only three are visible. She has short, ginger hair and a metallic headband that runs across the top of her head from ear to ear. Oh, her ears are pointy, too! She has a happy expression, is tilting her head toward the viewer, and giving a peace sign with her right hand.
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haunted sartha robosister @tesarova.neocities.org · 12h
hey i love u yes u 🫵 the Transexual reading this
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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 13h
Is this what they call a “computer virus?”
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lyssa ✨ @lyssahh.bsky.social · 13h
😉
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AnnoyedButHopeful @spaced-cherries.bsky.social · 15h
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Alex Ahad o_8 @oh8.bsky.social · 14h
Lucy and Rebecca! 👀👁‍🗨
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 13h
The next thing you say is: "Everyone except me though 😭" AHA! JINX! Now you are forced to appreciate praise from a stranger without reflexively rejecting it!
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 13h
Women are extremely pretty and that rules. Keep it up, gals!
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Sax! ⬇️↘️➡️➕🏳️‍⚧️ @saximus.bsky.social · 15h
On a related note,
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Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 16h
the craziest thing about coming to Super Mario RPG as an adult is learning that there is like. actually almost nothing going on with Geno, like at all truly a guy has never been carried harder by having the coolest character design you've ever seen in your life (you are 7 years old)
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 14h
This shit has had me in tears all day man
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 13h
"biden is sooo mad at netanyahu he's going to stop funding the genocide any day now, probably" is a tactic they tried every couple of weeks while he was in office. there's no rescuing his legacy here sorry
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Techneti (🎂 in 4 days!) @techneti.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Dom 🎃 @shakabrahhh.bsky.social · 17h
"Not all men" misses the point in the same sense of "All Lives Matter" and "Not all cops" It's only ever used in response to an issue that has caused substantial pain and trauma, and trivializes that pain and trauma in the process Not only is it foolish and ignorant, but also extremely obtuse
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Darío @dariosamo.bsky.social · 15h
Just a warning for everyone, since Video Game Slopterica keeps being the most irresponsible YouTube Channel to exist these days. The Banjo-Tooie Recompilation is NOT associated with us. It is entirely AI-generated. Both Zelda: Recompiled and Banjo: Recompiled have very clear No AI stances.
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nessie @nessiemooo.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
bread and water soup
nanao
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G.A @gatheone.bsky.social · 15h
IH fans and Jontron fans are pointing fingers at each other over who's the real problematic youtuber i wish i was making this up
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 16h
i don't really have a horse in this race but between the oney stuff and the stuff going down with jacob geller and hearing about that one college hear and there, people just don't take rape and sexual assault seriously and it's so fucking gross and disappointing
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lyssa ✨ @lyssahh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
if you're going to try to defend Oney/chris then get the eff out of here. women are treated so fucking horribly when they come out with their stories about these rancid "famous" men. ppl making excuses for an adult who groomed a 16 year old. THIS is why i never came out about my own experience
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 17h
i love this so much
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 16h
you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 15h
we've located bussy
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Jason Prime @blazingwaters.northsky.social · 19h
Crossposting this here to spread awareness Someone (Pale) stole Life Bottle Production's work for Phantasia Narikiri Dungeon X, used AI to fill in the rest and is trying to present it as their own They also reportedly did this [shitting out AI crap] for a month straight
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 15h
I’ve been trying to think of the words to say but I’m not quite sure what I even should say. I guess at this moment I’ll just make it clear that it’s normal and natural to feel hurt or betrayed when you find out someone you trusted and saw as safe is an abuser and I hate how this keeps happening
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may @maysuser.name · 15h
6/10 men don't know this but it's actually really easy to not rape someone
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i agree with the key point here and will add to it that there IS a reward, it’s knowing you did one right thing instead of walking around plagued by the nameless shame that afflicts all men who are determined to live the most frictionless lives possible
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月ルマタ @momomatang.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 18h
This story has been updated to include Geller's response confirming the allegations.
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