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(he/him) someone's slutty dad

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Rhuta Bhayga @rhutabhayga.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This is also literally why businessmen make terrible public service leaders. He's now openly bragging about his #corruption.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 09/05/2026
But if I read Marx I have to google what things mean that’s called learning. I understand it’s scary but you can do it. It’s a process but adding new things to your brain can be fun
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The NRA buys off Congress. No action on guns. The oil industry buys off Congress. No action on climate. Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care. The list goes on and on. Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
this & some scrotox
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Inside Ballmaxxing, the Niche Practice of Inflating Your Balls to Cantaloupe Size
Ballmaxxing involves pumping fluid into the scrotum, which doctors warn can cause tissue damage, infertility, and worse.
By Ashley Fike
May 5, 2026, 8:43amhuman body. The most common method involves running saline through an IV line into the scrotal sac via a butterfly needle inserted where the base of the penis meets the scrotum. A liter of saline inflates things for 24 to 42 hours. More fluid means longer effects. Marcus told Men's Health he's graduated to injecting Surgilube, a water-soluble surgical lubricant, and has reportedly stretched his sac to 14.5 inches. "I'm astonished at how flexible the testicles are," he says.
"They just expand."
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Ong's Hat @ongs-hat.com · 10/05/2026
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Eeby @exaltedbrand.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
they're calling it game of the year
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Rep. Ted Lieu @reptedlieu.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
There’s something mentally wrong with the President of the United States.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Thank you for your courage to publicly address abusive language.
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Lucy 🔪🦊 @lucyandcat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Good morning
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
A Sims or some shit screenshot that has a floating human head and has the option to "challenge baby to duel"
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
BLATANT LIE CAUGHT ON CAMERA: Karoline Leavitt: "Lebanon is NOT part of the ceasefire agreement". FACT: Literally the PM of Pakistan, who mediated the ceasefire, tweeted out that it WAS included. He's literally the one who witnessed the deal.
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
What if Nintendo Switch 2 was called Nintendo Freak 2 and it ate ass and sucked toes
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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
i sure hope i win
big bass wheel with "free blowjob" and "instant death" on it
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Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 it 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
3 days apart 🤔 But we can’t afford day care, Medicaid, Medicare… got it
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
What’s next:
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/03/2026
U.S. Suffers Additional Casualties In War It Won Last Week
U.S. Suffers Additional Casualties In War It Won Last Week
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Mustache Hole @mustache-hole.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I do not like this picture, Charlie. It's smug aura mocks me.
A picture of Toto Wolff looking into the camera during Formula 1 Australian GP Qualifying
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
VOLITION - Subdue the regret. Dust yourself off, proceed. You'll get it in the next life, where you don't make mistakes. Do what you can with this one, while you're alive.
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Esheru @esherukweku.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
One of my favourite sides of politics/media.
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Rebel with a Cause @rebelwithacause2.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Says the guy who auctioned off little girls Says the guy who trafficked little girls Says the guy who raped little girls Voter cheating, or electoral fraud, is extremely rare in the USA Only 39 cases of voter fraud were ID'd in a recent election, a mere 0.000039% of over 100 million ballots cast
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pivot to catgirl pornography @gormottograph.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
nice work on the sexually suggestive cartoons everyone keep it up
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aka LW Salinas @sithwitch.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Let the Pokémon say fuck
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Bad Bunny with a powerful anti-ICE speech at the Grammys 🔥🔥🔥🔥 "Before I say thanks to God, I’m going to say ‘ICE out.’ We’re not savages, we’re not animals, we’re not aliens. We are humans and we are Americans."
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Billie Eilish: "No one is illegal on stolen land"
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.
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Mustache Hole @mustache-hole.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
congragulations
Super Smash Bros Melee's Classic Mode 'CONGRATULATIONS' screen edited to say 'CONGRAGULATIONS'
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 30/01/2026
So QAnon spent years spreading conspiracy theories that the government was run by a cabal of elite pedophiles and it turns out they supported the actual cabal of elite pedophiles to get into power and destroy democracy.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Abolish. ice. 💔
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Sorry for being TRANSPARENT and HONEST I guess!!!!
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
21-year-old activist injured by ICE: I will be blind for life. I have fractures in my skull that they can't fix. They pulled a piece of plastic the size of a nickel out of my eye. I had shards of metal, glass, and plastic behind my eye and in my skull. They said it was a miracle I survived.
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
no one’s ever thought about my butthole. fuck my life
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 15/01/2026
It is absolutely *wild* that feds abandoned multiple vehicles to protestors last night. What a bunch of amateurs.
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Worth every second
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the most typical @jazzpomegranate.com · 15/01/2026
for tho revolutionary politics is not adventurism. when you look at successful use of violence by protestors, it’s in response to violence initiated by the cops. successful revolutions arise out of self-defense, not coups ps: showing up to a protest armed while practicing gun safety is not violence
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12/01/2026
Frey: "You cannot drag pregnant women through the snow. You're not allowed to take teenagers out of their car and detain them when they are in fact American citizens. That is against the law in every state. That is against our US Constitution."
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 12/01/2026
goign home, & smonkin weef,,
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
👀 👀
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
This guy is in Minneapolis standing before an American citizen in an SUV. The only reason he's brandishing an assault rifle is because he wants the people he's purportedly there protecting to feel terrorized by his presence. This is not protection. This is occupation.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Cartoon by @badiucao.bsky.social.
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BNO News @bnonews.com · 07/01/2026
NEW: Second video shows ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A woman, a U.S. citizen, was killed
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 02/01/2026
guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"
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Mustache Hole @mustache-hole.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
archive.org/details/60mi...
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Pulled 60 Minutes segment on CECOT : CBS : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
This is a screen recording of a 60 Minutes segment about the Centro de Confinamiento del Terrorismo (CECOT) prison in El Salvador, which was intended to be...
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Chris Kohler @kohler.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
oh my god
Jeopardy answer: "A literate spider on a farm sends messages to her non-Japanese friend who is obsessed with Japanese culture"Jeopardy contestant gets the right question, which is "What is 'Charlotte's Weeb?'"
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John Bisognano @johnbisognano.com · 12/12/2025
This should be the biggest story in the country right now. The sitting US President was extorting state lawmakers from his own party by threatening to withhold public money if they didn’t gerrymander for him. I don’t know how else to say it…
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