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@muhdzee.bsky.social
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three raccoons stacked on one another inside a trench coat | nonsense ramblings, out-of-context screenshots, fangirling, sharing without shame

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CNN @cnn.com · 08/04/2025
The White House’s decision to punish the Associated Press by eliminating its access to President Donald Trump’s events, the Oval Office and Air Force One is unconstitutional, a federal judge said.
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Federal judge says White House’s punishment of Associated Press is unconstitutional | CNN Politics
The White House’s decision to punish the Associated Press by eliminating its access to President Donald Trump’s events, the Oval Office and Air Force One is unconstitutional, a federal judge said Tues...
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mads @muhdzee.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
the other place is down and I don’t know what to do with myself
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
deadbeat of the decade (she just deleted this reply lol)
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mads @muhdzee.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
our videographer isn't able to get his visa renewed by our institution so he'll be heading back to nepal if he doesn't get another work visa in the states. right now he's using all his accrued vacation time to go on a cross-country roadtrip, which is the most american thing I can think of right now.
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mads @muhdzee.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
sometimes I think i'm a little funny and that's cool
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mads @muhdzee.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
challengers and queer got snubbed in oscar noms and i'll never forgive the academy for this
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mads @muhdzee.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
@psychopompmike.bsky.social hi bestie
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 22/01/2025
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
You've reached the end of your doom. Refresh for new doom.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
It really sucks when it turns out that the art you enjoy was created by an awful person. But there are better people whose art you can now give a chance.
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mads @muhdzee.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
if stan twitter moved over here i'd be happy not to use the platform ever again but until that happens i'm stuck
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anna !!! :) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
don’t crucify myself over every mistake challenge (difficulty: impossible)
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mads @muhdzee.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
get yourself a boss that gifts you little trinkets and coffee gift cards for christmas (even when we said we weren't going to exchange gifts!!!!)
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botzier @startcarving.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
it feels good, girl, it feels good it feels good, girl, it feels good it feels good, girl, it feels good oh, to be alone with you
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
you better not shout! you better not shout! you better not shout! you better not shout! you better not shout! you better not shout! ȳ̸͚̝̻͌o̸͖̬͍̽̇̿u̸̹̘͇̇͌ ̶͉̪̽͂̀b̷̛̞̫̩̾̄ë̶̳͉̥́͝ṱ̷̊t̵͓̭͑e̸̹̦͊́r̵̨͇͙͌ ̸̞̙̃͝ņ̶̨͈̑͆o̴̗͆t̴̜͑͊̾ ̶̣̣̈͘s̵̺̎h̷͔̆́ͅȍ̴̯̥u̶̝̔̈͜ṯ̵̡̾!̴̺̫̾͠
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mads @muhdzee.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
the grim reaper, around the corner: GODDAMNIT
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Heather Buchanan @heatherbuchanan.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
How do I do this tho #watercolor #illustration #comic #artadventcalendar #art
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
All the other kids with their pumped-up kicks Used to laugh and call him names
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mads @muhdzee.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
maybe since The Incident occurred my insurance will approve my prescription request
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mads @muhdzee.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I got my flu shot at 10 a.m. and I want to go to bed now.
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mads @muhdzee.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
oops, sorry, your request for sympathy for the multimillionaire health insurance CEO has been denied.
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mads @muhdzee.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I counted how many books I read this year and HOLY SHIT 23 books!?
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Whilst you slumbered, I studied the blade.* *watched all 240 episodes of The History Channel’s competition series Forged in Fire in a delirious binge
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mads @muhdzee.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
the person I normally bug with random shenanigans is not replying and I!!! need!!! validation!!!!!!!
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mads @muhdzee.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
sometimes you just gotta sit in your office after the therapists explain your sons are delayed in all areas except physical development and cry
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mads @muhdzee.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
prepared to shove two months of work into the next 15 workdays and not cry about it! even once!
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/12/2024
what do you mean i have to go back to work
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
To me, nothing is funnier than this. Everything competes with scrunched up Kermit
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mads @muhdzee.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
introduced my husband to stickers and created this masterpiece
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 01/12/2024
shitting myself to death in the imodium aisle at CVS, leaving brown claw marks on all the locked displays
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Philly hated the mascot Gritty at first, but then as other people started to hate on Gritty, too, Philly got real mad and decided he might be a clownfuck factory of a mascot, but he was THEIR clownfuck factory of a mascot, so piss off. Enter the word skeet into the conversation.
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mads @muhdzee.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I think it was this one with windows 98. i played so much ts1 on this bad boy.
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mads @muhdzee.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I think i’m in craft/scrapbook supply hell on tiktok because all the ads i’m getting are for sticker books
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mads @muhdzee.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
here’s melody for the feed, too, since she felt left out. she’s the softest of the trio.
melody lounges on the top of a cat tree. is a standard issue tabby with light orange or peach coloring. she looks away from the camera, simply because she’s too good for it. she has white whiskers and amber eyes.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 01/12/2024
for real why are people incessantly posting about which website they are posting on. we’re already here. on a website, reading the posts
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mads @muhdzee.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
expect not to see them here. however, I will always post photos of my cats. say hi to pippin.
a standard issue, grey tabby cat named pippin. she has green eyes, white whiskers, and cute little white toes.
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mads @muhdzee.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
my favorite genre of photos I take of my kids are the accidentally faceless ones
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mads @muhdzee.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
anybody else drink a full cup of coffee and immediately go back to sleep?
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 30/11/2024
Bluesky is a place to make your intrusive thoughts everyone's problem
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mads @muhdzee.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
november 5x5 (feat. some new additions to the rotation)
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mads @muhdzee.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
out here tryin’ to feel good again
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
of course americans have a holiday which conflates gratitude with gluttony
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mads @muhdzee.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
the tarot girls on tik tok are all roasting me
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mads @muhdzee.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
the boys had moved their mattress by the door (when they should have been sleeping) and I went to go straighten up the room. when i opened the door, it looked like the videos you see catch a family of raccoons inside a dumpster
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botzier @startcarving.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
i won't deny i’ve got in my mind now (hey, yeah) all the things we'd do so i’ll try to talk refined for fear that you find out (hey, yeah) how i’m imagining you
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mads @muhdzee.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
shout out to the girlies with food issues today (it's me, i'm girlies)
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