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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 7h

I genuinely just dress normal when I’m biking for transport but the nurse who gave me my flu jab yesterday warned me against riding home too soon. When I asked what he meant he said ‘you just look like you might have cycled’ 🤷‍♂️

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 01/10/2026

Sorry if my seasonal username is too scary

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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

omg it's October we're allowed to feed the birds again from birdfeeders aren't we, helloooooo tiny shitheads prepare for FEASTS

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

not sure why I made this but now you have to see it

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026

From a truly selfish perspective, this ferry would greatly enhance the chances of a dream holiday for me: riding my bike from home to watch the Spring Classics

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026

BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026

I thought I was insane buying white bike shoes for riding in the highlands but 3 mins with some toothpaste and they are *sparkling* again

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 29/09/2026

My first thought was that they have plenty of decent one-day racers so why do they need Kasia? Just me, forgetting that there hasn't been a TdFF podium without her. 🧐

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 29/09/2026

The thing that keeps me on social media is that occasionally you get to behold something as perfect as this.

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Chris Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I really hope this also stars Tim Robbins. And - oh, I don't know - Steven Seagull.

A poster for The Weight, starring Ethan Hawke and Russell Crowe

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026

I think we've been due a 'really good rider but not big champ' in rainbows on the men's side for a while. McNulty is this decade's Rui Costa.

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026

Unpatriotic of me to be cheering for Roglič in this break but I mean, come on.

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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Indeed

A bicycle traffic sign with a white bicycle icon on a blue circular background, and someone has turned the wheels into eyes and drawn a smiling mouth underneath, turning the sign into a smiley. The sign is mounted on green posts, with a view of a paved area and trees in the background.

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The Mode Shift @themodeshift.scot · 25/09/2026

I was thinking about how pre-registration for clinical trials has been useful in encouraging honesty with data so decided to have a go at it with road safety stats: themodeshift.scot/posts/2026-0...

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Pre-registration – The Mode Shift

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:

She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer.

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do.

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.

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Cillian Kelly @cilliankelly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Worlds will be more exciting without Pog. This is a fact, not an opinion. If you enjoy boring long-range solo victories masked in a cloak of 'witnessing greatness' well that's fine. But it's not exciting. We don't know what is going to happen, which is more exciting than knowing.

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026

Working in a GP surgery I once put up a load of posters inviting patients to celebrate one of the doctor's retrial*. *in Scotland we tend to use 'retiral' rather than 'retirement'.

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026

The thing I love about good bike infrastructure is that all of a sudden a bunch of normal people turn up on their bikes

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Jón Kristinsson @jonkk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

looking back at stupid shit I've made, here's one from a year ago ❤️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=5STI...

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The Sponge of Bob | Opening Credits | NOB (Last of Us Parody)

YouTube video by Jón Kristinsson

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026

It’s the closest any of us will come to a Zelda shrine

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026

NightGherkins™️: the gherkins you can eat at night

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allison steele, organic human person @trulyaliem.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

timeline cleanser

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(poster name not shown): knock knock
dismembered-jackalope: who's there
justsomeguycore: deez
dismembered-jackalope: sigh. deez who?
justsomeguycore: deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 23/09/2026

Reminded of the joy I felt when a pupil told me ‘If you feel like you’re Scottish then you’re Scottish’ and wishing more people could feel that, wherever they live.

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 23/09/2026

Yell from the other room ‘Dad, can plants use machine guns?’ Really looking forward to the comic he’s drawing

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 22/09/2026

Sometimes I wish I had a mind this pure

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Steve Gale @stevewg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Colley Hill, Surrey: coffee break from birding the steep scrub. Love the plaque on the bench I’m sitting on

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 22/09/2026

I’m no longer simply a mister of science.

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 22/09/2026

Yet again the extra couple of minutes it takes for me to bike to the hospital is more than offset by not having to drive around looking for a parking space

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Ronnie Chen @ronnieftw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

the kid has commandeered my work notebook and added agenda items to tomorrow's staff meeting

a child's handwriting with the words "fart and poop". the f and ps are backwards .

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 21/09/2026

I don't have enough HP left to subject myself to mail/telegraph today but I'm guessing that none of these articles mention whether the survey used a representative sample of GPs. I'll actually eat my own arse if they acknowledge whatever the limitations of their sampling methodology is.

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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 21/09/2026

graphing calculator app called "vizier" (you use it for plotting)

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 19/09/2026

A fun thing to do as my kids get older and see more other stuff is re-show them episodes of Hey Duggee that refer to what they’re watching. Thry got into scooby doo so I showed them The Spooky Badge

The 5 main characters from Hey Duggee dressed up as the characters from scooby doo

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 19/09/2026

No hyperbole when I say Wikipedia is one of humankind’s greatest achievements

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 18/09/2026

The reaping/sowing meme but it’s me letting the lawn grow long for wildlife then me having to trim it back in the winter

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Sean Leahy @thepunningman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

[speed dating] “Do you have pets?” Just a goldfish "Any hobbies?" Yeah, he fucking loves swimming

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The Mode Shift @themodeshift.scot · 17/09/2026

My own personal bias aside (more people on bikes - hooray!) this is also a really great example of data reporting. Here's some reasons why:

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 17/09/2026

I wrote my dissertation in Rmarkdown and write my new blog in Quarto and have experienced pretty much all of these benefits. I'm still on the learning curve but it's a curve that I enjoy.

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