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Ronnie Chen

@ronnieftw.bsky.social
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Ronnie Chen @ronnieftw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
starting my own development league
a colorful pink, fluorescent yellow, and black soccer ball and a pair of soccer shoes
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Ronnie Chen @ronnieftw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
sorry i'm late, i hyperfocused on waxing the zippers of my workhorse duffle and lost track of time
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Ronnie Chen @ronnieftw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
grinding out a working OHP set and feeling weak only to realize i failed at math and skipped to the working weight meant for 2 sessions from now
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Ronnie Chen @ronnieftw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
on the one hand, it would be a killer app feature to reroute you away from hills of a certain grade on the other hand, even a modest miscalibration there would prevent me from every getting home
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Ronnie Chen @ronnieftw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my child had three events yesterday and I'm still recovering a day later
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Ronnie Chen @ronnieftw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
unreasonably proud that my child is also immune to brain freeze
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Ronnie Chen @ronnieftw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it is important to have two daylight lamps so that when it is gloomy out and you are too sad to search anymore, you have another a backup one ready to deploy
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Ronnie Chen @ronnieftw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i regret to inform you that the cure for insomnia is 4 hours of bike riding and 40 minutes of heavy lifting
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Ronnie Chen @ronnieftw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
if you're wondering where all the cargo bike dads are in SF today, they're all at Shipwreck Cove
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tbabb @tbabb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
scuba is the chillest activity and unironically this is a big reason why
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Ronnie Chen @ronnieftw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my house simply cannot sustain the accumulation of goods from me and my son both acquiring new hobbies at this rate
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Ronnie Chen @ronnieftw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
me: why would you tag on me on this? @codahale.com: you're short 😑
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Ronnie Chen @ronnieftw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the gap between the cartwheel you think you can do and the cartwheel you can actually do is wider than you think
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Ronnie Chen @ronnieftw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hey, sorry I won't be able to make it to dinner. I have to pick up my 5,000 lacewing eggs.
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Ronnie Chen @ronnieftw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
if, like me, your daily ebike is a cheaper, direct-to-consumer bike, upgrading to better brake pads designed for ebike speeds is an amazing value
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Ronnie Chen @ronnieftw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
pediatric COVID vaccines are delayed for kids under 12 and it's feeling like 2022 again where every parent of a young kid is in several group chats trying to share information about how and where to score a dose for their kid
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Marc Hedlund @marcprecipice.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you want to be happy, be a gardener
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Ronnie Chen @ronnieftw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@marcprecipice.bsky.social hot takes: good management *is* hating things all the time why bother to fight it?
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Ronnie Chen @ronnieftw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the kid has commandeered my work notebook and added agenda items to tomorrow's staff meeting
a child's handwriting with the words "fart and poop". the f and ps are backwards .
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Ronnie Chen @ronnieftw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
me, earnest: "I'm so proud of you, I don't know if you know that" the kid, exasperated: "I ALWAYS know that"
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Ronnie Chen @ronnieftw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
some jerk* has left their plates and dumbbells all scattered across the weight room** so you can't even walk across it without tripping on it. some assholes*** really just think someone else is going to come and clean up after them. * me ** my weight room, in my house *** still me
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Ronnie Chen @ronnieftw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
indoor jungle has once again hit the point where it's time to start buying beneficial predatory insects
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Ronnie Chen @ronnieftw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
<passive voice> bad choices were made
hours of sleep

2:45
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Ronnie Chen @ronnieftw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
uh oh
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Ronnie Chen @ronnieftw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
never going to beat the tiger mom allegations but i swear to god this kid asked me unprompted to give him math sheets and homework as a ploy to stay up past bedtime
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Ronnie Chen @ronnieftw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
just got got by the old "look under there" "under where?" joke
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Ronnie Chen @ronnieftw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
hey, so you guys also add extra weight to your planned lifts for the week when you've committed a management crime, as penance for your sins, right? that's a thing we're all doing?
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 15/09/2026
god, i was born in the wrong era. imagine being around in the Cambrian period. you could just evolve something simple like shell or legs that nobody had thought of before and coast on that your whole life
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Ronnie Chen @ronnieftw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Build A Planning Process That Doesn't Suck Shit, Huh?"
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Ronnie Chen @ronnieftw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
lived long enough to become the villian* * design the org planning process
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Ronnie Chen @ronnieftw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
listen to me, if you ever get a chance to sign your young child up for hip hop dance classes, you must seize that opportunity so fast one of the best parenting decisions of my life
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Ronnie Chen @ronnieftw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Ronnie Chen @ronnieftw.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
will never not sob over Bing Bong
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Ronnie Chen @ronnieftw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
exeggutor tropical slushie
a yellow slushie in a glass topped with three large grapes and a large sprig of mint to resemble the exeggutor pokemon heads and palm frond hairexeggutor pokemon, a short palm tree with three yellow heads
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Ronnie Chen @ronnieftw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
did you know that if you do an ftp test and heavy lifts on the same day, you will be very tired the next day? follow me for more pro tips
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Ronnie Chen @ronnieftw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the dangers of being the crafty mom is that you will be given outlandish halloween costumes ideas and you will be expected to deliver (t-minus 49 days)
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Ronnie Chen @ronnieftw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the kid just asked me to get this game again so we could roast marshmallows still haven't left the first planet
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Ronnie Chen @ronnieftw.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
grateful for apps that tell you what weights to put on the bar when basic math is beyond your abilities
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Ronnie Chen @ronnieftw.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
did an FTP test and didn't throw up (please clap)
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Ronnie Chen @ronnieftw.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
hello glute medius, my old friend and also my mortal enemy
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Ronnie Chen @ronnieftw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
if this heat wave stalls the impending blooms on my monkey faced orchid i'm going to become the joker
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Ronnie Chen @ronnieftw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
struggling today because humans simply cannot tolerate this kind of extreme weather conditions* * 86°F and 35% humidity in the SF peaks
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Jeremy Diamond ☕️ @dmnd.me · 10/09/2026
I’m a wordcel. All AI math news looks like this: ‘CURTAINS FOR ERDŐS-STRAUS? NAVIER AND STOKES CAUGHT FLIPPING A KAKEYA’
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The Get Up Kevins @kevinnewburn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Happy Sega Dreamcast day to all who celebrate.
A Simsons meme about the Sega Dreamcast.  In the top panel Grandpa says "Poor Dreamcast, this world was never meant for one as beautiful as you".  Then in the bottom panel the Dreamcast says (disc grinding noises)
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Ronnie Chen @ronnieftw.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
how is it that they're already putting out mooncakes and advertising mid-Autumn festival when it's still summer
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Ronnie Chen @ronnieftw.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
feels like i'm just feeding my paychecks to the child's soccer cleat factory
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Ronnie Chen @ronnieftw.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i just need 4 hours for lapsed household infra, 3 hours to catch up on work, an hour for the top todo list tasks, a full night's parenting, and a full night's sleep and i'll be caught up for tomorrow
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Ronnie Chen @ronnieftw.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
what do you mean the shoes i bought in the middle of june are already too small?
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Ronnie Chen @ronnieftw.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
water business
golden hour reflected in the film of water left behind when the waves ebb
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Ronnie Chen @ronnieftw.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"do you want a scone?" "sure!" *sticks out hands*
a child's extremely sandy hands
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