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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026

Think I probably should have attended to this sooner. It's OK, just the bike I take my kids to school on.

A close up of a very worn set of disc brake pads. There is almost no braking material left.

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 01/10/2026

Sorry if my seasonal username is too scary

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026

I thought I was insane buying white bike shoes for riding in the highlands but 3 mins with some toothpaste and they are *sparkling* again

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 19/09/2026

A fun thing to do as my kids get older and see more other stuff is re-show them episodes of Hey Duggee that refer to what they’re watching. Thry got into scooby doo so I showed them The Spooky Badge

The 5 main characters from Hey Duggee dressed up as the characters from scooby doo

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 15/09/2026

Am off to @cyclingscotland.bsky.social conference in Perth tomorrow. I’ve decided to ride there. Could have picked better weather

A very wet white road bike leaning against the window. The picture is taken from inside looking out and rain is streaking down the glass

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 10/09/2026

I have begun battle with my nemesis: the gorse bush that obscures the footpath at the Tower Rd / Caulfield Rd junction.

A cargo bike in the foreground of a suburban footpath. A large gorse bush takes up approx. 1/2 the width of the path.

A cargo bike on a suburban footpath. Behind it is a large bag of gorse bush clippings and beside it is a severely cut back gorse bush and more piles of clippings.

A cargo bike on a suburban path. Strapped to the bike is a large bag of gorse bush clippings and next to it is a severely pruned gorse bush. There is clearly more gorse bush to prune further along the path.

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 25/08/2026

I think Damian Hirst broke into our bathroom

A plastic jug upside down in a bath. It has cloudy bath water trapped in it in which a small plastic dolphin is floating. It looks like an incredibly shit version of that pickled shark that Damian Hirst did

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 24/08/2026

What if you need to carry two kids and a pre-formed pond? Surely you need a car for that? #carryshitolympics

Two children sit on the back of a cargo bike. A large black plastic pond liner is over their heads, obscuring their faces

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 22/08/2026

Lego have started making those TT helmets

A Lego minifig wearing some part of a vehicle on its head. The size and shape of the vehicle pert is similar to the wide/long time trial helmets that are popular in the current pro peloton

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 10/08/2026

Teaching my child an important lesson: don’t ask dad questions like ‘what’s acid’ at dinner.

A white board with a representation of the dissociation of water, along with some examples of strong and weak acids. It’s probaby a bit mich for an 8 year old

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 08/08/2026

Happy international cat day from Minnie, who is both the best cat in the world and a colossal shithead

A black cat sits on a beige carpet. She has a surpised look on her face

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 30/07/2026

Confirmed sighting in my garden in Inverness in June: www.theguardian.com/environment/...

A hummingbird hawk moth taking a little slurp from a pink flower. Its wings are moving fast enough to be blurry

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 23/07/2026

MSc thesis word limit is 15,000. Maybe I'll just stop editing it right now.

Text from an Rstudio console that reads:

> count_words_in_files(files)
[1] 15051

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 22/07/2026

Friend asked me to fix a couple of things on their bike and I noticed the pedals need servicing

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 17/07/2026

The parking was awful at Eden Court tonight

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 16/07/2026

amazing! Found this 'self portrait' on the wall the other day

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 09/07/2026

All the other dads at the theme park are jealous of my hat

A man wearing the dorkiest legionnaire hat ever

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 08/07/2026

Sinking a cold one in support of the yellow jersey #tdf2026

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 07/07/2026

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 21/06/2026

Telling my kids these guys are called Auverne and Rhône Alpes.

Two small cuddly toy dolphins. One is grey and one is blue

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 28/05/2026

It’s half past midnight and just look at this

A suburban street scene in very low twilight. In the distance some rolling mountains can be seen

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 22/05/2026

Not to brag too much but you probably haven’t been anywhere today that has an element named after it.

A blue nike leans against a town sign that reads ‘Strontian: The village that gave its name to Strontium’

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 22/05/2026

The camusnagaul ferry just tie your bike to the side of the boat. I trust ‘em

The rear wheel of a bike as seen through the window of a boat.

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 19/05/2026

Yo dawg, I heard you like bikes so I put a bike on your bike so you can bike with a bike on your bike

A boy in a blue jumper sits in the rear bucket of a cargo bike. A kids bike is strapped in front of him

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 09/05/2026

Komoot here, clearly understanding the while fucking point of an overambitious gravel bike vision quest

Text reads 'Most people would complete this in 2-3 days'

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 05/05/2026

My new hobby is ruining things people find funny by adopting them

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 05/05/2026

My wife won’t let me go along to this party in case I meet whoever paid money for this horseshit

A kids party invite with Science Party spelled in what looks like chemical symbols but not a single one of them appears on the periodic table. The level of effort it would take to actually do this right is so small I can only assume that whoever did this hates all that is good in the world

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 24/04/2026

Teaching my kids about the periodic table

Some chemical symbol fridge magnets. They have been arranged to read PoO and AsS.

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 23/04/2026

Hard to express in a photo/video how beautiful springtime in the highlands is but I can at least show you that it’s a WHITE SHOES DAY

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 27/03/2026

Eldest wanted to bike to school this morning but wouldn’t be able to bike home for logistics reasons. No problem says I, The Bike Biker™️, the biker who bikes with bikes on his bike

A blue tern GSD cargo bike. Strapped to the cargo area on the back of the bike is another, smaller blue bike.

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 22/03/2026

Saw this panel in Looshkin and immediately had to check who had coloured it. Of COURSE it was @nellucnhoj.bsky.social

A panel from a Looshkin comic showing mister buns looking for all the world like a character from a John Cullen comic

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Cyclists Dismount Sign @mrstevious.eurosky.social · 09/03/2026

Kids school has a pirate costume thing with some VERY SPECIFIC instructions. We are not following those instructions

A cut out of a skull and crossbones motif in silver card. The features of the skull are made from shiny card making the skull look robotic. It also has an antenna

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