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LoriG

@mrslorig.bsky.social
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Detroit expat now living in Southern California. Funny people welcome.

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The Alchemist 🇨🇦 @alchemistsstudio.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
These are my latest one-of-a-kind raku pieces. No one’s buying right now, and I understand - art isn’t always the priority in difficult times. But I’m still making, and sharing a little beauty feels worthwhile. A like or share might help these pieces find their people. 🙏
A 6 panel image on white with 4 raku vases and 2 spirit animals. All were handmade by Alchemy.
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Thomas [DARK MODE], DO @tom.medsky.social · 31/08/2026
Never trust a man who claims to know about the Amish but uses a picture of Mennonites.
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1/ 🚨This is much bigger than measles.

I found a state apparatus reaching into Amish bodies, food, farms and schools.

And Pennsylvania’s own immunization director supplied the phrase that unlocks it all:

“perhaps even over generations.”🧵👇

There is a picture of Mennonite children on a fence looking at horses. In the topo right corner someone is getting an injection, it looks like an insulin syringe.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Target paid its CEO $21.8M last year — 794x the median Target worker's pay of $27,506. Target has also spent $13.9B on stock buybacks since 2019, while remaining among the largest employers of Medicaid and SNAP recipients in America. This is what I mean by a rigged economy.
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LoriG @mrslorig.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Oisín McGann @oisinmcgann.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This is set up for laughs, but it’s actually one of the best demonstrations I’ve seen of how being capable of producing convincing sounding language and understanding meaning are two completely different things. A chatbot does not understand you, it just has automated responses based on your words.
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LoriG @mrslorig.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I was 6' tall when I was 12. I had to learn how to sew, there was no other option 😆
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LoriG @mrslorig.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'm already making myself a pattern in my head! I'm definitely making a version of this. You're right, it's beautiful!
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julieinstitches.bsky.social @julieinstitches.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Silk evening blouse designed by Charles James, 1951. Via The Met here: www.metmuseum.org/art/collecti...
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🇨🇦 NanaGale @nanagale.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Waking up in Canada, trusting my food supply, my neighbor battling an illness & not paying a dime for their healthcare , excited for kids to go back to a safe school, welcoming new Canadians , trusting my vaccine schedule knowing that it’s based in science. Oh Canada, 🇨🇦
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The year is 2035. Flock cameras are everywhere. You step out of your home and hear a voice coming from somewhere overhead, possibly close to the streetlight next to you. It's me. "Collar gap."
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LoriG @mrslorig.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Had it been a few hundred Sleepy Time Elderberry gummies, I'd have been fine. These were more serious drugs. No bueno.
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1SafeDriver @1safedriver.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
#ImNotAPoetButICan take poetic licenses
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LoriG @mrslorig.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
#Imnotapoetbut I can mime a little something for you after my break.
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LoriG @mrslorig.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
She ordered a hit on her own brother. You can't get more evil.
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Ozark's Wendy Byrde (Laura Linney) Sips Coffee
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LoriG @mrslorig.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Wait until you find drugs in your rental car.
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LoriG @mrslorig.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I have to think Melania read these and showed up to tell him, "You're in danger, dumbass"
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LoriG @mrslorig.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Ignore Me, Don't Pay Attention
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LoriG @mrslorig.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Here's to you, Mrs Robinson
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LoriG @mrslorig.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I wonder if she will leave him love notes in the private residence?
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LoriG @mrslorig.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
She might be contractually obligated. There's probably a subclause in the last prenup
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20/08/2026
of all the things that never happened in Minnesota, this never happened in Minnesota the most
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LoriG @mrslorig.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I would love to see a line on this graph representing the number of cities with data center proposals. I suspect it would look like a perfect X.
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Sammy Roth @sammyroth.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
California's finally about to pass a plug-in solar bill to help people save money with cheap balcony solar. Yay! Thing is, 11 other states got there first. PG&E was a major obstacle — but not the only obstacle. My latest in CLIMATE-COLORED GOGGLES: www.climatecoloredgoggles.com/p/california...
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Just let me buy a few solar panels already
The easy stuff shouldn’t be this hard. Especially in California.
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Jennifer Siebel Newsom @jensiebelnewsom.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
With free transitional kindergarten now available to every 4-year-old, California has built the largest pre-K system in the country — saving families nearly $14,000 a year. California is leading the nation and investing in our kids to give every child the best start in life.
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LoriG @mrslorig.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Those who moved to Texas, especially Austin, come back pretty quick once they find out their property taxes are higher there than here. Housing prices nearly the same, too. I think the retirees who leave pretty much stay gone. They probably pull out the MAGA hats as soon as they cross the state line
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LoriG @mrslorig.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My Goldie was just like this. ❤️
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LoriG @mrslorig.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I stopped immersing myself in scripture many years ago, so I may be wrong on this, but I'm pretty sure according to Revelations, this event precedes the 4th Horseman of the Apocalypse. 🎁 www.nytimes.com/2026/08/07/w...
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Saudi Arabia, Turkey and Pakistan Sign Joint Defense Pact (Gift Article)
The agreement treats an attack on any of the countries as an attack on all, but in a region of volatile rivalries, it was unclear how it would work in practice.
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
THURSDAY: A federal judge is opening a public phone line. You can listen….live…as Katie Phang’s suit against Todd Blanche over the Epstein files goes before Judge Sullivan. No spin. No panel. No press release. Just YOU, a phone, and a judge who isn’t taking DOJ’s word for it. Dial in.
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Hillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The measure of a society is how it invests in its children. For decades, I have advocated for Head Start because every child deserves a strong start in life. Today, I stand with the more than 100 civil rights and child advocacy organizations opposing efforts to dismantle the program from within.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Donald’s ratty Korean wig is another example that the coverup can be the worst part.
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Guardian US @us.theguardian.com · 01/08/2026
Hartman residents asked for declaration after infighting exacerbated water crisis and all town leaders resigned
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Colorado declares town abandoned amid water and leadership crisis
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LoriG @mrslorig.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
So glad you mentioned that! Here's a new thing. Many states passed laws on minimum warranties for HVAC equipment. To get around that, most companies now require you to register your equipment. If you do not, they don't have to honor the warranty. Register your furnace online. Btw, ❤️ Friday Zillow
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LoriG @mrslorig.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The bust of Abraham Lincoln looks embarrassed.
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LoriG @mrslorig.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
We've had an HVAC business for 35 years. Components of furnaces and condensers used to be made of stainless steel, copper, porcelain; now it's metal alloys, resin instead of porcelain Condenser housing is half the size it once was, it's so thin now dog urine can eat through it within a year or 2.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
had an Algerian Uber driver yesterday, asked him who he liked in the match, he said "well, the French killed my grandfather, but I really don't like Moroccans."
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The Alchemist 🇨🇦 @alchemistsstudio.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
🌈 Happy Pride Month! I’m a proud LGBTQ+ artist working in raku and traditional pottery, and I’d be so honored if you share my work. This Pride, I’m grateful to be here. Creating. Living. Loving. Alive 💖 And I'm thankful for all you 💙🏳️‍🌈🙏 #pottery #sciart #pride
A six panel image in two rows of three with raku pottery.
Top Right:  a turquoise raku vase called Poseidon's Breath.
Top Middle: a white raku polar bear
Top Left: a textured raku vase in metallics and reds/purples called Draconis.
Bottom Right: a metallic/blue/red raku vase called Celestial Veil.
Bottom Middle:  a raku owl in vibrant blues and reds, inspired by a nebula.
Bottom Left: A shiny multicoloured raku vase called Dragons of Ara.
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LoriG @mrslorig.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
It's the only Great Lake I've never peed in.
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Brooklyn Nine Nine Amy Santiago
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Lake Superior covers about 82,100 square kilometers or 31,699 square miles, making it the largest freshwater lake by area in the world. 🇨🇦🇺🇸
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◥◤Kriston Capps 250 @kristoncapps.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This is the one true recipe for a Reflecting Pool: 2oz rum, 4oz pineapple juice, 1oz blue curacao, one Blue Razzberry Fruit Roll-Up
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
These geniuses don’t seem to realize passports are for American citizens, when they LEAVE the country 🤦🏼
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Steven T. Dennis @steventdennis.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Kicking off #FridayNightZillow with your very own semi-affordable luxury home w/airplane hangar & diner at the end of a grass runway in Kalamazoo, Michigan! Just $1.195M. Not sure if the plane conveys? Brazilian cherry floors, 3 acres, tennis court. www.zillow.com/homedetails/...?
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
LA voters: if you are dropping off your ballot today take it to a designated ballot box. Don’t drop in the mail. Your vote won’t be postmarked until tomorrow and won’t count, unless you walk it into a post office and ask a worker to stamp it today.
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LoriG @mrslorig.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I said "good boy" out loud at the end. 🙂❤️
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Kate Louise Powell @katelouisepowell.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
continuing with my kingfisher drawing 💠✍🏻
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
A pop-up has opened in New York City displaying every page and timeline from the Epstein files. Anyone can now walk in and read them for themselves.
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I haven’t answered my phone in like 6 years and the fact people still try to call me says a lot about human resilience.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
on my commute this morning i met a dog named Moira Rose. i think HRH Catherine would’ve loved this bébé.
a fuzzy chihuahua mix named after Moira Rose from Schitt’s Creek being held by her human and looking very regal
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LoriG @mrslorig.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
What a sweetie! Hey, btw, how are you?
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Max: So Happy To See You!
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Kepano Kolohe @alala55.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
so what was Melania's incoherent 'Epstein is no my dead pedo bestie' presser all about? was it about the guy who got his own wife deported, and now the wife is threatening to expose Melania's secrets? it's all in today's fun-packed post. thank you for your attention. link is here: bit.ly/4moFuI7
what kind of sick, vindictive fuck sics ICE on his own ex?

don’t Donny and Melly know any normal people? every single one of their ‘friends’ relentlessly fucking sucks.

you’d think someone bland and ordinary would show up on their guest list every now and then, but no. it’s just a steady stream of pedophiles, sex traffickers and wife-deporters.
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