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Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴

@mrpenguin.bsky.social
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Just a 10” penguin finding my way. “If someone goes down help them up. That’s what we’re here for right? To help each other out” - Tom Araya

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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I have been in this store clerk’s situation before! With a much different outcome. I was a clerk at the MoMA bookstore. A customer came up with hundreds and hundreds of dollars worth of art books. I didn’t look very closely at her, but her outfit was Bohemian and eccentric in the extreme.
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Bennett Tomlin @bft.wtf · 12/10/2026
Strange this was never mentioned in my biology, biochemistry, or biomedical informatics classes. I wonder where Ross learned it
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Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴 @mrpenguin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
All the males who read Harry Potter were excluded from the study because the data did not sufficiently agree with the hypothesis
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SlacktivistFred @slacktivistfred.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Always wear a helmet when skateboarding.
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 30/09/2026
Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate little, which made him frail and with his odd diet he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
she has a reflection???? 🥴
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Norway produces more oil than Venezuela. And yet, between January and August 2026, electric vehicles made up 97.8 percent of all new cars sold in that country. Moving to EVs is often based on intelligence, not need. Which is why it lags in the notoriously short-sighted and stupid United States.
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Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴 @mrpenguin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The MAGA assault on the truth has not displaced truth but instead it has entrapped followers of a corrupt cult leader inside a viscious cycle of reality distortion that they may or may not ever recover from. While those of us on the outside amaze at the energy expended by them to destroy the truth
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My goodness, what an incredible moment. After Justin Verlander secured the final out of his career, Tigers manager A.J. Hinch came out of the dugout...to summon Verlander's daughter out to embrace her dad on the mound.
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Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can't remember if that Reddit post was something I saw here first or something I accidentally found browsing r/solar or whatever. But I do remember that the most upvoted reply was "I too smoke marijuana"
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
me with all my friends who also call it super intelligence
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ate a lot of chicken fingers growing up before I ever saw a chicken and was surprised how small their hands are
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Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴 @mrpenguin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That one bee seems a bit of a ball hog. Where’s the campus supervisor at?!
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Dr. Kiki @drkiki.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just going to take this over here...
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 21/09/2026
That is definitely the FBI
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ManProp @themanprop.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm going to buy some Tillamook cheese, bud light, and turn on some Garth Brooks and have a country fondue party like a real American.
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Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴 @mrpenguin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Going for the 3-fer
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Bennett Tomlin @bft.wtf · 19/09/2026
A long time ago they were Enron’s embedded evaluator too
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Don't forget to eat four hot, freshly baked rolls before going to bed.
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E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
whenever i’m fleeing a war-torn country by boat i always make time to update my cv just in case there’s a chance i could steal somebody’s job
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Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴 @mrpenguin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“What have you done to Sauron?”
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Ton Aarts @tonaarts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"KLM staat gebruik en opladen van powerbanks aan boord niet toe" Sommige mensen vragen mij wel eens: Ton, jouw "97% volkomen a-technische bestuurders & politici in NL", kun je daar een praktijkvoorbeeld van geven? Nee, dat wil ik voormalige vrouwenmepper Camiel Eurlings niet aandoen (zeg ik dan)
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
let's check on how lil Billy Pulte's incessant jawboning around $FNMA is going one year change -65% you don't say (lil Billy Ackman hardest hit -- literally down $1b!)
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Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴 @mrpenguin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Did you know that giraffes have the same number of neck vertebrae as humans?? 🦒
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 13/09/2026
i guess she figured out how to stop people from begging her to stump for talarico
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philsmithcross.bsky.social @philsmithcross.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴 @mrpenguin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My favorite is: 對牛彈琴 (Simplified: 对牛弹琴, Pinyin: duì niú tán qín) Basically means playing classical music to a cow. Similar to “talking to a brick wall” or “to cast pearls before swine” or “talking to my siblings” (jk on the last one!)
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Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
45 years ago The Clash at Mogador Theatre in Paris, September 1981. 📸 Paul Slattery #punk #punks #punkrock #oldschoolpunk #punklegends #theclash #history #punkrockhistory
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
LA’s hyperhumid super El Niño heatwave has finally done the impossible: cleared out the Silver Lake Intelligentsia patio at 1pm on a Wednesday
empty patio at Intelligentsia in Silver Lake where there are usually 30 people working on screenplays
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TBSkyen Shorts @shorts.tbskyen.com · 08/09/2026
Why does the Zelda remake look like that? | #legendofzelda #tbshorts
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
this Tiebreaker point in the first set of Alcaraz vs. Shelton is some of the craziest display of athleticism and touch so far #USOpen
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God @thegodshow.com · 09/09/2026
Trey Parker & Matt Stone announce that ‘SOUTH PARK’ will be renamed to ‘SOUTH AMERICA’. “Inspired by the bravery & patriotism of Apple & Google, we are changing the name of South Park to SOUTH AMERICA. We especially want to thank our parent company Paramount — a Skydance Capitulation.”
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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
When you see friendly people as "unfriendly" or the "enemy", you should be evaluated by a psychologist or psychiatrist for paranoid personality disorder. You should also stop listing to Donald dark tetrad Trump.
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🇨🇦👠OhHellNoCanada👠🇨🇦 @ohhellnocanada.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Wow, you guys are on a streak. What's on the menu tonight, fresh cut grass and water?
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Thanks for the invitation to your social hall square dance on Saturday night. May I bring my pet cobra and a sack of beet sugar?
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴 @mrpenguin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
And make you you save some time to get over to the Musée d'Orsay. That’s one of my favorite museums.
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Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴 @mrpenguin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
the Louvre–countless priceless artifacts and no air conditioning
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Rik Worth 👻 @rikworth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I think what’s important to remember about Dolly Parton’s philanthropy in the world of the wealthy is that she was a poor woman who became rich through talent rather than a rich guy who was born rich and got richer through failing up.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 25/08/2026
Two paths diverged in the woods and America took the psychopath.
Paychopath
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Ana Valens (Mod-Run) 🔞 @acvalens.net · 21/08/2026
New leak reveals male player character can transition in GTA 6 and one ending features defunding the police. Hasan Piker is playable in GTA Online 2
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Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴 @mrpenguin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Mitch McConnell is inherently a beef stick now and he hasn’t posted any reservations to the plan.
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Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴 @mrpenguin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Duly noted, except that a 3rd party is what got Trump elected twice.
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Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴 @mrpenguin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Sleepy Don is not very good at presidenting.
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Remember when food was safe to eat www.dailymail.com/health/artic...
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Blueberry recall moved to highest risk level... 'probability of death'
A recall of frozen blueberries has been upgraded to the FDA's highest warning level over potential deadly bacterial contamination. There have been 12 sickened and four hospitalized.
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Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴 @mrpenguin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
In the US system of government the math works out that 3rd parties will always be fringe or worse give the election to the party most unlike their platform
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Bennett Tomlin @bft.wtf · 19/08/2026
Based on the things he has done and survived I did not expect sex with a consenting adult to be a major political issue for Trump
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
ok but did you guys actually watch the interview with Natalie’s brother? once you understand them as archetypes of the two different outcomes of conservative homeschooling it all makes sense youtu.be/loW4aaF2YRA?...
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Musician and peace activist Preston Harp shares some family background on his sister Natalie Harp
YouTube video by Veterans For Peace
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Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴 @mrpenguin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
That’s some weird shit
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