Reposted by Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I have been in this store clerk’s situation before! With a much different outcome. I was a clerk at the MoMA bookstore. A customer came up with hundreds and hundreds of dollars worth of art books. I didn’t look very closely at her, but her outfit was Bohemian and eccentric in the extreme. 312022
Reposted by Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴Bennett Tomlin @bft.wtf · 12/10/2026Strange this was never mentioned in my biology, biochemistry, or biomedical informatics classes. I wonder where Ross learned it 4541
Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴 @mrpenguin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026All the males who read Harry Potter were excluded from the study because the data did not sufficiently agree with the hypothesis 010
Reposted by Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴SlacktivistFred @slacktivistfred.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Always wear a helmet when skateboarding. 2029738
Reposted by Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 30/09/2026Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate little, which made him frail and with his odd diet he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. 3216
Reposted by Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026she has a reflection???? 🥴 92144
Reposted by Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Norway produces more oil than Venezuela. And yet, between January and August 2026, electric vehicles made up 97.8 percent of all new cars sold in that country. Moving to EVs is often based on intelligence, not need. Which is why it lags in the notoriously short-sighted and stupid United States. 533146753596
Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴 @mrpenguin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The MAGA assault on the truth has not displaced truth but instead it has entrapped followers of a corrupt cult leader inside a viscious cycle of reality distortion that they may or may not ever recover from. While those of us on the outside amaze at the energy expended by them to destroy the truth 010
Reposted by Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My goodness, what an incredible moment. After Justin Verlander secured the final out of his career, Tigers manager A.J. Hinch came out of the dugout...to summon Verlander's daughter out to embrace her dad on the mound. 642333460
Reposted by Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I can't remember if that Reddit post was something I saw here first or something I accidentally found browsing r/solar or whatever. But I do remember that the most upvoted reply was "I too smoke marijuana" 0574
Reposted by Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026me with all my friends who also call it super intelligence 0272
Reposted by Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Ate a lot of chicken fingers growing up before I ever saw a chicken and was surprised how small their hands are 1124933
Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴 @mrpenguin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026That one bee seems a bit of a ball hog. Where’s the campus supervisor at?! 020
Reposted by Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴Dr. Kiki @drkiki.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Just going to take this over here... 1395
Reposted by Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 21/09/2026That is definitely the FBI 21504
Reposted by Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴ManProp @themanprop.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I'm going to buy some Tillamook cheese, bud light, and turn on some Garth Brooks and have a country fondue party like a real American. 0132
Reposted by Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴Bennett Tomlin @bft.wtf · 19/09/2026A long time ago they were Enron’s embedded evaluator too 4273
Reposted by Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Don't forget to eat four hot, freshly baked rolls before going to bed. 1469
Reposted by Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026whenever i’m fleeing a war-torn country by boat i always make time to update my cv just in case there’s a chance i could steal somebody’s job 0155
Reposted by Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴Ton Aarts @tonaarts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"KLM staat gebruik en opladen van powerbanks aan boord niet toe" Sommige mensen vragen mij wel eens: Ton, jouw "97% volkomen a-technische bestuurders & politici in NL", kun je daar een praktijkvoorbeeld van geven? Nee, dat wil ik voormalige vrouwenmepper Camiel Eurlings niet aandoen (zeg ik dan) 6349
Reposted by Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker.  329252975776
Reposted by Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026let's check on how lil Billy Pulte's incessant jawboning around $FNMA is going one year change -65% you don't say (lil Billy Ackman hardest hit -- literally down $1b!) 6406
Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴 @mrpenguin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Did you know that giraffes have the same number of neck vertebrae as humans?? 🦒 020
Reposted by Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 13/09/2026i guess she figured out how to stop people from begging her to stump for talarico 6129026
Reposted by Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴philsmithcross.bsky.social @philsmithcross.bsky.social · 10/09/2026 16216
Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴 @mrpenguin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026My favorite is: 對牛彈琴 (Simplified: 对牛弹琴, Pinyin: duì niú tán qín) Basically means playing classical music to a cow. Similar to “talking to a brick wall” or “to cast pearls before swine” or “talking to my siblings” (jk on the last one!) 000
Reposted by Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 10/09/202645 years ago The Clash at Mogador Theatre in Paris, September 1981. 📸 Paul Slattery #punk #punks #punkrock #oldschoolpunk #punklegends #theclash #history #punkrockhistory 216429
Reposted by Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026LA’s hyperhumid super El Niño heatwave has finally done the impossible: cleared out the Silver Lake Intelligentsia patio at 1pm on a Wednesday 916017
Reposted by Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴TBSkyen Shorts @shorts.tbskyen.com · 08/09/2026Why does the Zelda remake look like that? | #legendofzelda #tbshorts 14557591944
Reposted by Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 09/09/2026this Tiebreaker point in the first set of Alcaraz vs. Shelton is some of the craziest display of athleticism and touch so far #USOpen 321742
Reposted by Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 02/09/2026When you see friendly people as "unfriendly" or the "enemy", you should be evaluated by a psychologist or psychiatrist for paranoid personality disorder. You should also stop listing to Donald dark tetrad Trump. 919062
Reposted by Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴🇨🇦👠OhHellNoCanada👠🇨🇦 @ohhellnocanada.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Wow, you guys are on a streak. What's on the menu tonight, fresh cut grass and water? 141
Reposted by Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 10/11/2024Thanks for the invitation to your social hall square dance on Saturday night. May I bring my pet cobra and a sack of beet sugar? 79435
Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴 @mrpenguin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026And make you you save some time to get over to the Musée d'Orsay. That’s one of my favorite museums. 000
Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴 @mrpenguin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026the Louvre–countless priceless artifacts and no air conditioning 120
Reposted by Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴Rik Worth 👻 @rikworth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I think what’s important to remember about Dolly Parton’s philanthropy in the world of the wealthy is that she was a poor woman who became rich through talent rather than a rich guy who was born rich and got richer through failing up. 5797171
Reposted by Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 25/08/2026Two paths diverged in the woods and America took the psychopath. 628160783714
Reposted by Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴Ana Valens (Mod-Run) 🔞 @acvalens.net · 21/08/2026New leak reveals male player character can transition in GTA 6 and one ending features defunding the police. Hasan Piker is playable in GTA Online 2 413621
Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴 @mrpenguin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Mitch McConnell is inherently a beef stick now and he hasn’t posted any reservations to the plan. 020
Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴 @mrpenguin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Duly noted, except that a 3rd party is what got Trump elected twice. 140
Reposted by Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Remember when food was safe to eat www.dailymail.com/health/artic...dailymail.comBlueberry recall moved to highest risk level... 'probability of death'A recall of frozen blueberries has been upgraded to the FDA's highest warning level over potential deadly bacterial contamination. There have been 12 sickened and four hospitalized. 30044671940
Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴 @mrpenguin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026In the US system of government the math works out that 3rd parties will always be fringe or worse give the election to the party most unlike their platform 140
Reposted by Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴Bennett Tomlin @bft.wtf · 19/08/2026Based on the things he has done and survived I did not expect sex with a consenting adult to be a major political issue for Trump 6361
Reposted by Mr. Penguin 對牛彈琴Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 19/08/2026ok but did you guys actually watch the interview with Natalie’s brother? once you understand them as archetypes of the two different outcomes of conservative homeschooling it all makes sense youtu.be/loW4aaF2YRA?...youtu.beMusician and peace activist Preston Harp shares some family background on his sister Natalie HarpYouTube video by Veterans For Peace 139876