David Jani @mrjapes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I will say Madrid is a really cool city. But, good god! It deserves a better Grand Prix venue. 010
David Jani @mrjapes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Also I'm pretty disgruntled as a Barcelona resident where we have a perfectly good circuit which just now with these cars produces good racing again. But sure let's go racing in a conference centre with no overtaking zones instead. 110
David Jani @mrjapes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This whole thing where we only have tracks like Sepang in a force majeure situation but we keep intentionally adding jancky venues like the Madring is infuriating. Racing today has been good. Why can't we have the Spanish Grand Prix in Malaysia? #F1 110
Reposted by David JaniTom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 20/09/2026What I want is a TV documentary channel entirely devoted to documentaries with no quick-cut montages of everything about to happen, which don't give a fuck about keeping my attention, presented by extremely knowledgeable people in a terrible mood who have no interest in trying to make me like them 65972160
David Jani @mrjapes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Netflix is also planning an entertainment version of Milgram's conformity experiments. They're going to call it "Can I Shock You?" 002
Reposted by David JaniElizabeth Blackstock @elizablackstock.bsky.social · 06/09/2026does the red flag at Monza have a prancing horse on it 4637
Reposted by David JaniDanny Palmer @dannypalmer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Live reaction to the Italian GP qualifying. 061
Reposted by David Jani852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Bro. People are cool as fuck. 274164512321
Reposted by David JaniTariq Panja @tariqpanja.bsky.social · 19/07/2026A fitting emblem of that game. 231450394
Reposted by David Janichelseachemist1.bsky.social @chelseachemist1.bsky.social · 18/07/2026France doing the equivalent of someone who knows you’ve beaten them on fifa but doesn’t actual quit the game, just rubber bands their controller and leaves for 10 minutes 1697
David Jani @mrjapes.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Please please can someone restrain Crofty from making quips like "looks like it's pasta la vista". 000
David Jani @mrjapes.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Max Verstappen, Lewis Hamilton, last minute pitstop, and safety car finishes. Has there ever been a more cursed combination. 030
Reposted by David JaniDre Harrison @dreharrison.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Max Verstappen in front of the Lando stand. That's poetic. #F1 1203
David Jani @mrjapes.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Crofty calling Silverstone "Fastonbury" has us off to a bad start. 030
Reposted by David JaniTodd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 01/07/2026oh god, devastating HERE I AM, ROCK YOU LIKE A 312712
Reposted by David JaniBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I got a cheapo elliptical and it's good but we have to do something about these brand names. Don't make me say "I'm gonna hit the pooboo" or "It's pooboo time." Even now, I'm pooboo posting 1203278269
Reposted by David JaniEuan Healey @euanhealey.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Well they're not going to be on bloody low alert are they 58814
Reposted by David JaniAlex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Kurt Vonnegut: In my book I drew an asshole as a cautionary tale Anthropic: At long last, we have created the Vonnegut Asshole 263765996
Reposted by David JaniJames Bloodworth @jamesbloodworth.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Few things make me prouder to be English than our fans booing hydration breaks 1826
Reposted by David JaniUnofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot @bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · 22/06/2026DO NOT PUBLISH UNTIL NEWS IS CONFIRMED A look back at the PM's political careerbbc.comDO NOT PUBLISH UNTIL NEWS IS CONFIRMED A look back at the PM's political careerThe BBC's political correspondent Joe Pike outlines the highs and lows of Sir Keir Starmer's premiership. 382139476
Reposted by David JaniStephen Kelly @spkellywriter.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Walking through London after a night out 212031
David Jani @mrjapes.bsky.social · 17/06/2026The problem with England is they always try and walk it in. 000
Reposted by David JaniWeebl (with bits) @mrweebl.bsky.social · 15/05/2026So Badgers has been added to the BFI archives. Honestly this feels like quiite an honor. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNqb...youtube.comInside the Archive: collecting online moving imageYouTube video by BFI 551154344
Reposted by David JaniAngry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 11/05/2026This is Nice Things because unless you’ve tried (and we have), it’s damn near impossible to get rid of a cock. #NiceThingsthree.fmCastletown cocks get happy ending from residentsTwo cockerels which were dumped in the south of the Island are settling in to a new home. 2407
David Jani @mrjapes.bsky.social · 02/05/2026As a Barcelona resident, this unfortunately answers the question I've long had about who the hell is buying this junk in the tourist tat shops. 000
David Jani @mrjapes.bsky.social · 26/04/2026I saw this on VHS shortly after it came out and I still maintain Bart the bear is still the benchmark for bears in Hollywood. 010
Reposted by David JaniMatthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Couldn't resist. That's not my Booky Wook. 9429110
Reposted by David Jani💀Texas Chainsaw MADSacre👻 @mads.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Ok fine I’ll do it myself. I’m fucking wheezing 2504416873
Reposted by David JaniTwlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 22/04/2026You suddenly bolt awake shivering. It is 13 October 1066, and you are William of Normandy. You call your retainers and once ordered, reluctantly they begin marching back to the shore and your waiting fleet. The cursed future you saw shall not come to pass. 59413
