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David Jani

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David Jani @mrjapes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This whole thing where we only have tracks like Sepang in a force majeure situation but we keep intentionally adding jancky venues like the Madring is infuriating. Racing today has been good. Why can't we have the Spanish Grand Prix in Malaysia? #F1
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What I want is a TV documentary channel entirely devoted to documentaries with no quick-cut montages of everything about to happen, which don't give a fuck about keeping my attention, presented by extremely knowledgeable people in a terrible mood who have no interest in trying to make me like them
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David Jani @mrjapes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Netflix is also planning an entertainment version of Milgram's conformity experiments. They're going to call it "Can I Shock You?"
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Nick Rempel @nrempel.com · 08/09/2026
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David Jani @mrjapes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ferrari's day at Monza after 2 laps.
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Elizabeth Blackstock @elizablackstock.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
does the red flag at Monza have a prancing horse on it
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Danny Palmer @dannypalmer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Live reaction to the Italian GP qualifying.
Rik Mayall as Richie in Bottom yelling "It's the gasman!"
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David Jani @mrjapes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Kind of magical that this is how I found out.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Fifthcolumnblue @fifthcolumnblue.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Argentina.
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Tariq Panja @tariqpanja.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A fitting emblem of that game.
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Scott @scottydo16.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Tom @tomvictor.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wayne Rooney as either statler or Waldorf, no I’m not checking which one is which
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chelseachemist1.bsky.social @chelseachemist1.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
France doing the equivalent of someone who knows you’ve beaten them on fifa but doesn’t actual quit the game, just rubber bands their controller and leaves for 10 minutes
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David Jani @mrjapes.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Please please can someone restrain Crofty from making quips like "looks like it's pasta la vista".
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Chris Terry-Enescu @cjterry.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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James Heale @jaheale.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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David Jani @mrjapes.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Max Verstappen, Lewis Hamilton, last minute pitstop, and safety car finishes. Has there ever been a more cursed combination.
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Dre Harrison @dreharrison.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Max Verstappen in front of the Lando stand. That's poetic. #F1
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David Jani @mrjapes.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Crofty calling Silverstone "Fastonbury" has us off to a bad start.
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
oh god, devastating HERE I AM, ROCK YOU LIKE A
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David Jani @mrjapes.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Being exactly that kind of insufferable today
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I got a cheapo elliptical and it's good but we have to do something about these brand names. Don't make me say "I'm gonna hit the pooboo" or "It's pooboo time." Even now, I'm pooboo posting
pooboo
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Euan Healey @euanhealey.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Well they're not going to be on bloody low alert are they
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David Jani @mrjapes.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
A recreation of the famous "Nyet!" anti alcohol poster from the Soviet Union featuring Andy Burnham refusing a mini statue of Big Ben.
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Kurt Vonnegut: In my book I drew an asshole as a cautionary tale Anthropic: At long last, we have created the Vonnegut Asshole
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James Bloodworth @jamesbloodworth.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Few things make me prouder to be English than our fans booing hydration breaks
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Unofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot @bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
DO NOT PUBLISH UNTIL NEWS IS CONFIRMED A look back at the PM's political career
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DO NOT PUBLISH UNTIL NEWS IS CONFIRMED A look back at the PM's political career
The BBC's political correspondent Joe Pike outlines the highs and lows of Sir Keir Starmer's premiership.
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Stephen Kelly @spkellywriter.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Walking through London after a night out
Andy Burnham stands next to count bin face and a fox for some reason
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David Jani @mrjapes.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The problem with England is they always try and walk it in.
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Tom @tomvictor.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Made this for later
The ‘oh you’re sweet’/‘hello, Human Resources’ meme but it’s about alessandro Diamanti and Cristiano Ronaldo taking 30 shots
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 22/05/2026
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Weebl (with bits) @mrweebl.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
So Badgers has been added to the BFI archives. Honestly this feels like quiite an honor. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNqb...
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Inside the Archive: collecting online moving image
YouTube video by BFI
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chevalier d'ely @ely.fyi · 13/05/2026
me when im dr gero
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
This is Nice Things because unless you’ve tried (and we have), it’s damn near impossible to get rid of a cock. #NiceThings
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Castletown cocks get happy ending from residents
Two cockerels which were dumped in the south of the Island are settling in to a new home.
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Matt Seybold @mattseybold.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
huh
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David Jani @mrjapes.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Am I doing it right?
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David Jani @mrjapes.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
As a Barcelona resident, this unfortunately answers the question I've long had about who the hell is buying this junk in the tourist tat shops.
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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Couldn't resist. That's not my Booky Wook.
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💀Texas Chainsaw MADSacre👻 @mads.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Ok fine I’ll do it myself. I’m fucking wheezing
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
You suddenly bolt awake shivering. It is 13 October 1066, and you are William of Normandy. You call your retainers and once ordered, reluctantly they begin marching back to the shore and your waiting fleet. The cursed future you saw shall not come to pass.
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Kit Yates @kityates.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Headline of the Day.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
That’s Smee in the corner
famous music video with first mate schee in the corner
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I just remembered this tweet, and I didn't post one when everyone was posting funny tweets
Tweet:
Waiter: so how is everything?

me: great!

waiter: (disgusted) even war?
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David Jani @mrjapes.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Well well well well once again
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David Jani @mrjapes.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Since MasterCard became McLaren's title sponsor, they've almost matched the disastrous MasterCard Lola's starting record in the first two Grand Prix of the season.
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David Jani @mrjapes.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
How could Labour do this!
A crisp, fresh, majestic five pound note featuring the visage of former PM Harold Wilson, and his iconic pipe. The quote on the note is paraphrasing from his famous "pound in your pocket" speech. (at time or writing the note is now worth £4.85)
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jeffrgq.bsky.social @jeffrgq.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I had forgotten how The Simpsons put the extra effort in to flip this joke. Rather than just satirizing US nationalist parochialism, Homer is (momentarily) an expert on Iranian politics.
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