Reposted by Mista Jankyari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 01/10/2026steam: this game you've had installed for two years but never played has an update. we'll download it next week me: no you'll download it right now motherfucker. and i will sit here and watch it download. steam: so you're gonna play it? me: fuck you 141690532
Reposted by Mista JankyStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 15/10/2025WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you 143103122973
Reposted by Mista JankyThe Ghost of Jeff @jeffpennington.art · 11/09/2026I could really use some commissions right now if you need (or even want) some dope custom art of whatever you’d like! D&D characters, fanart, OCs, whatever ya got. Just no NSFW, nothing for AI, and we’re good to go 14544
Reposted by Mista JankyRory aka Mrs. Asina 🧪 ❄️🐦⬛ @guttersnipe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026LRT because I know some oomfs still play F*rtnite It contains AI slop and continues to implement AI slop frvr.com/blog/epic-ga...frvr.comEpic Games confirms Fortnite characters, skins and environments are now being made with AI toolsEpic Games confirms that new Fortnite characters, skins, and environments are now being made with heavy AI assistance. 5231632535
Reposted by Mista JankyAndrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 06/09/2026[Benoit Blanc during a Reacher Christmas episode crossover] Listen, son, I myself am of the conviction that violence is the crude weapon of an incurious mind, but I will admit that my gigantic friend here makes the most convincing argument I've yet heard on the virtues of expediency through force. 243180683
Reposted by Mista Jankysylvie @sylviefluff.bsky.social · 04/09/2025referring to metroidvanias as "hollowslop" to simultaneously piss off people who like metroidvanias, people who like hollow knight, people who want a better genre name for "metroidvania", people who are sick of the word slop being misused, and gradius fans who want to see more checkpoint recoveries 7048601682
Reposted by Mista JankyJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 20/07/20261996: can't use the internet without your phone 2010: the internet stretches before you like the vast expanse of a new frontier. You dance through it, unhindered. Unburdened. You have never heard of 2-factor authentication. 2026: can't use the internet without your phone 2244401179
Reposted by Mista JankyChaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Optimiste: The cup ys halfe full Pessimiste: The cup ys halfe emptye Alchemiste: The cup [sleighte of hande] ys GOLDE! 445997
Reposted by Mista Jankychief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 20/08/2025yeah i would be calling it that too 7648195
Reposted by Mista JankyPile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 17/08/2026How to win at most all things: 93102923418
Reposted by Mista Jankyhaunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 16/08/2026i went to the pharmacy where they replaced the card readers with ipads and instead of telling the pharmacist your name and birthday you have to type all your info onto the screen and i watched a confused old man reckoning with this i saw the fear in his eyes and i frowned and saw my own future 150445
Reposted by Mista JankyCinelinx @cinelinx.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Beast of Reincarnation Wants to Know if it’s More Than a Sum of its Parts | Review www.cinelinx.com?p=125620 022
Mista Janky @mrjanky.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I had some thoughts (about 2300 words worth) on Beast of Reincarnation that I wanted to share with everybody. It's far from a perfect game, but there's something special here that I think a lot of people may be overlooked from its (admittedly frequent) flaws.cinelinx.comBeast of Reincarnation Review: More Than the Sum of Its Parts?Beast of Reincarnation is the latest release from veteran developers Game Freak, a Japanese studio most well-known and beloved for a tiny, cult classic franchise known in the West as Pokémon. Beast is... 021
Reposted by Mista JankyChris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 14/08/2026I wonder what it’s like to be a functional person 5687
Reposted by Mista JankyKim Acuff Steiner @emberdione.bsky.social · 08/07/2026It also doesn't matter if you work on a game that's critically panned or only sells okay. I assure you, there's someone for whom that is their *favorite* game. An example: I worked on Iron Man 2, the game. It's okay. It was made under deathmarch crunch conditions and the team was harmed. 261493
Reposted by Mista JankyJehtt @turbojehtt.net · 05/07/2026I love how they expanded on the story in this game. 151147804861
Reposted by Mista JankyLiam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 02/07/2026Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC 80114033392
Reposted by Mista Jankydavemakes🔶 @mixolumia.com · 02/07/2026they trained millennials how to use computers too good and napster basically flattened an entire industry. I think that's why they don't even want you to touch your phone's file system now, they can't let kids become that powerful again 01516547
Reposted by Mista JankyChris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 02/07/2026I liked Wax Heads and managed to put some thoughts together on ityoutu.beSpinning LPs for NPCs in Wax HeadsYouTube video by Errant Signal 820657
Reposted by Mista Jankyadamatomic @adamatomic.bsky.social · 02/07/2026games have been huge success. thats why we're firing every one who makes games. also we are going to make it so players can no longer buy games 4182882496
Reposted by Mista JankyKim Sokol (Open for Commissions/Freelance!) @kimsokol.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Right now the world is full of people who want to code and write and paint and film stuff and people who want to play and read and look at and watch stuff and nobody is allowed to do any of that because some unrelated third guy isn't making enough money off the deal 166812662
Reposted by Mista JankyGilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Smashed three car windows already to save dogs from the heat. Haven’t found any yet but I’m not giving up. 7683811779
Reposted by Mista JankyFaisal فيصل @faisalhamadah.bsky.social · 20/06/2026It will never stop being funny to me that the street fighter subreddit has a much better, well reasoned ai policy vis a vis literally all universities. 45170436107
Reposted by Mista JankyThe SCP Foundation 🏳️⚧️ @scpwiki.com · 21/06/2026in case you forgot that it's pride month here's your reminder that like most of this account and a very good chunk of the scp wiki exists because of weird trans women. thank you weird trans women 3949141687
Reposted by Mista Jankynige 'dear ratboy' @niall.codes · 20/06/2026That's enough Death of the Author. It's time for Death of the Audience. Start running fools 79133144604
Reposted by Mista JankyRami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 17/06/2026"Game dev is one of those jobs you only do when you really want to. It's not going to make your parents proud, you're unlikely to get rich in an industry that lays off people for making superhits, and its a demanding & confrontative job. Why would you let a machine do the thing you're here to do?" 1942421537
Reposted by Mista Jankykonnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds 77120584624
Reposted by Mista JankyHerro @ASC @jackalcakes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I did a panel earlier this year on character development, and the idea of "earned subversion," where there an "earned" payoff to keeping a characters traits very consistent for a long time, for the purpose of getting to make jokes way later on in their arc. This is my favorite example of this 😭😭 2632761123
Reposted by Mista JankyCinelinx @cinelinx.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Day 0: SGF LIVE / IO Interactive Access Impressions! | SUMMER GAME FEST 2026 www.cinelinx.com?p=124082 011
Reposted by Mista JankyGoh_billy @gohbilly.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Scott Summers next to sliced summer sausage. 471908359
Reposted by Mista JankyDenis Ricardo @denisricardo.soy · 27/05/2026I will need to remind any atheists that grew up Catholic that despite your lack of faith, you cannot ever leave the Church. That ability was taken away. So, once a Catholic, always a Catholic. Do what you will with this information. 032
Reposted by Mista JankyMitch Dyer @mitchyd.bsky.social · 26/05/2026“Please have 2+ years of experience with an engine we announced on Friday” really sums up the state of the games industry. 7088742990
Reposted by Mista JankyThe_Lady_Red @theladyred.bsky.social · 24/05/2026A PhD student at Stanford noticed her classmates were asking Al to write their breakup texts. So she ran a study. It got published in Science, one of the most selective journals in the world. What she found should make every person who uses ChatGPT for advice deeply uncomfortable. 9889134352
Reposted by Mista JankyCitizen Platano 🇵🇷 @daniloc.xyz · 24/05/2026conspiracy thinking is seductive because it’s SIMPLE you don’t need to unpack five interlocking technology trends you don’t need to understand the limitations of a given technology or the process of how things get built and shipped you just need a villain to hate but this is an opiate 530744
Reposted by Mista Jankymcc @dryad.technology · 25/05/2026Update on the current state of "retro" 11583132
Reposted by Mista JankyFred Van Lente @fredvanlente.bsky.social · 18/05/2026pour one out for a real one 201696453
Reposted by Mista JankyUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 18/05/2026there’s music for literally every activity 301511338
