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@mrjacquel.bsky.social
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Baptized in stranger's sweat and cheap beer

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diana @dianasroom.org · 6h
I'm still sorting through these but like this thing has folders which contain hundreds of joel valentine's original sound effects for powerpuff girls and this is like fucking christmas for sound effects artists. this is like finding the ark of the covenant
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Leadhead @leadhead.bsky.social · 5h
fucking footage was corrupted. I swear to god yall I've been scraping the bottom of the motivation barrel for like 2 months with this video as is :/ idk how anyone has been doing YT for longer than me and hasn't given up
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Generic "TITILATING" Firedemon | Demon Sentinel Jester @genfirdmnvt.bsky.social · 14h
This is up there with the Karl and Viggo buying Gunpla
Karl Urban and Viggo Mortensen carrying armfuls of GUNDAM Paraphernalia
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 8h
Daily bunny is not returning their cart
A bunny in a large shopping cart launches the cart of a small cliff into a lake, presumably using momentum from a hill or ramp. A second bunny, frightened  clings to the handle of the cart as it goes.
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Damien Crawford @developerdamien.bsky.social · 8h
You come down from the sugar rush of self-agency only to have this group passing judgement on you
A Family Guy cutaway gag featuring "The Breakfast Club" made up of cereal mascots that looks like knockoff versions both because of the artstyle and the coloring. From left to right is a toucan, tiger, rabbit, leprechaun, and naval captain. All of them have half-lidded eyes and a look of resignation.
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 10h
ai psychosis as a service its going to be elizabeth holmes stuff at scale with vcs getting go aheads from claude lol
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AlsoDharga_, Razor Girl @r0butch.5hotgundyk3.love · 9h
liquid gallium can infiltrate the crystal structure of aluminum and render it super brittle and godDAMN you can have some fun with that
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 10h
RT @SlangsOnSports: José Ramírez!! This pitch was 0.74 ft above the ground That is: -lowest pitch he’s homered on in his career, including playoffs -lowest pitch for a postseason homer in MLB under tracking (2008)
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
whenever i tweet in rapid succession i feel like a desperate fool prancing for a court that has already decided to execute me.
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Liz England @lizardengland.bsky.social · 16h
looks like yet anothet error in the voxel terrain generator
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 16h
In the files of a game on Steam, I just found a subdirectory named BackUpThisFolder_ButDontShipItWithYourGame Oops!
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AlsoDharga_, Razor Girl @r0butch.5hotgundyk3.love · 16h
just ate an entire chorizo bc im never going to die
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𝙑𝙀𝙀𝙏𝙍𝙄 : Blast Processed 🥑 @parametricavocado.bsky.social · 21h
I performed gender reaffirming surgery on my PS2 because the old shell was too scuffed
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 15h
i got custom music playing on the Steam Machine so i popped the Burnout Revenge soundtrack while playing Galactic Racer and it's kind of infuriating how dramatically it's bettered the experience
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 10/10/2026
candy is probably less sour than it was when i was a kid which is sad but makes sense given that the 2000s were a wild wasteland of flavor technology and we got a little irresponsible with it. one serving of a candy should probably not be able to give you a chemical burn
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 15h
hooting and hollering tbh
a scam post that LITERALLY reads “Welcome to (name of tattoo artist you are impersonating) a Professional tattoo service focused on helping clients turn their ideas,”
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
for halloween i told everyone at my job "i drank a potion and now i don't feel so good" and i've been changing my slack profile picture every few days along with my display name accordingly to stuff like "potion update- still not feeling so good"
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 14h
im stupid and gay and stronger than god and cannot be killed thru conventional methods
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maddux @bluffingdamacy.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
new site idea everythingloggd and you click on someone's (my) profile and see this
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maud @peloriemate.net · 16h
i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo
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Eliot @eliotetc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
gave myself the task of listening to all 500 of the Rolling Stone top albums of all time and I just got to Blood Sugar Sex Magik. Having not listened to RHCP in years it's stunning just how talented Flea/Frusciante/Smith are and just how much Kiedis' annoying presence downgrades the whole experience
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Gundam Planet @gundamplanet.com · 10/10/2026
Yurugun is the best thing Bandai has ever made
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
when someone says something nice to me
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
A portrait image of the character Kim Kitsuragi from the video game Disco Elysium, edited so a speech bubble leads down and implies he is saying the quoted post.
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 10/10/2026
John Henry didn't die flipping double birds at the steam shovel he beat for me to just go "sure thing Boss" when work tries to get me to use AI
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 09/10/2026
YUP
kei truck with lights under. they're purple
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Jalopnik @jalopnik.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Different cities are tackling street takeovers in different ways, but this solution from Stockton officials has backfired pretty spectacularly.
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Stockton Thinks Putting A Giant Skidpad In The Middle Of Intersections Will Stop Street Takeovers - Jalopnik
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AlsoDharga_, Razor Girl @r0butch.5hotgundyk3.love · 10/10/2026
'not only will this kill you, it will hurt the whole time that you are dying' is such a beautifully evocative warning
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AlsoDharga_, Razor Girl @r0butch.5hotgundyk3.love · 10/10/2026
how does the saying go? 'you dont even die of anything, you just stop being biology and start being physics?'
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
New documents reveal Ken Paxton has grown his net worth up to $27 million since taking office. His yearly salary is just $153,000.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Drink the water outta your toilet, you George Costanza looking motherfucker
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 10/10/2026
if I'm ever sitting silently with a distant look in my eyes, this is the kinda shit happening in my head
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
For the record "you can fuck up the paint and windshield" is not the same as "you can turn the car inside out". Obtuse point to have to argue with people but that's why BeamNG is actually interesting.
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Dave Infante @dinfontay.com · 09/10/2026
NEW: Fingers has obtained an internal memo from Molson Coors' CEO Rahul Goyal announcing the firm is "relaunching" its corporate PAC "to educate and support candidates who understand the challenges we face and advocate for policies that strengthen the beverage industry."
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"Whatever you're able to give" to PAC could "protect jobs," says Molson Coors
In internal memo, CEO Rahul Goyal pitches employees on political spending "to champion beer in a complex regulatory environment"
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
if you wear a casio watch, the only way to set an alarm is to give it to a two-year-old and let them play with it. the only way to turn the alarm off is to bump your wrist on something eight weeks later. there is no other way to turn the alarm on or off
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Patrick George @patrickgeorge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Last time I was back home in Texas, I clocked two Chinese-made EVs on Mexican plates within 10 minutes of leaving the airport. Guess I'll get that in Detroit soon enough too: www.wsj.com/business/aut...
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Chinese Auto Giant Geely Announces Canada Entry in 2027 as U.S. Seeks Ban
The automaker is expanding to Canada under a deal to bring tens of thousands of affordable EVs from China’s car companies to the country.
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PLDH @pldhnet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Need everyone to see this
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Veselekov @veselekov.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He spreads democracy.(The penguins proceeded to beat the shit out of him)
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 15/06/2023
Alex Schaefer
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Emmeline @shirokumahi.me · 08/10/2026
had a stray thought about this, decided to check, and inflation so bad adjusted guybrush passed $50 recently fineleatherjackets.net/monkeyinflat...
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Boo! DooPerson @boodoo.co · 09/10/2026
"I don't even know who I am anymore, I'm gettin' too much money."
Biddy Blas, some kind of Star Wars alien with a crocodile face and multiple gold chains, a biker helmet and racing goggles
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gormless tomfool bea 💗💜💙 @beesmygod.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
jojo is so awesome
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
coming across a journal of the frenzied writing of someone trying to process the eldritch knowledge crammed into their brain and among all the usual ravings there's a very cleanly written "holy shit, Cherry Pie by Warrant fucking suuuuuuuuuuucks"
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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 09/10/2026
Halls of Power Expired Colorplus 200
The roof of a stop on the DC metro
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eerie dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 09/10/2026
This has simultaneously concerning and intriguing implications for this universe’s iteration of Jon Bois’ 17776
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it's wild it came out the year BEFORE Rocky Horror and is a far better movie but part of that is just the soundtrack being Paul Williams.
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Marsh Nix 💀 Final They @marshnix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This shitty automatic chapter update on YouTube has been bad, but it does make it funny when it has to try and make sense of a YTP
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
SCRIBDOON is going triple platinum in my head
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 08/10/2026
ope
a screenshot of the LinkedIn page for the former head of comms for bsky:

Head of Communications
Bluesky Social • Full-time
Feb 2026 - Sep 2026 • 8 mos
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