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Colin Bartolome………‽

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Colin Bartolome………‽ @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 3m
I couldn't believe nobody clipped this, so I went back to find it. Watch the video from there to witness @dot-lvl.bsky.social DESTROY chat in debate www.twitch.tv/dot_lvl/clip...
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Seanny Milkers - dot_lvl on Twitch
Watch dot_lvl's Retro clip titled "Seanny Milkers" on Twitch.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 16h
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Colin Bartolome………‽ @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 21h
Blasting a big fart straight into my air purifier and shouting "WHAT NOW FUCKER"
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Subvert @subvert.fm · 29/09/2026
30,000 artists, labels and supporters collectively own Subvert. Join and become a co-owner today. subvert.fm
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Colin Bartolome………‽ @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 29/09/2026
Me: "I'm nothing if not reliable!" My friends: 🙂 Me: "I'm nothing if not reliable!" My therapist: 🙁
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Colin Bartolome………‽ @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 27/09/2026
Watching movie that hasn't shown a title card yet
Opening shot of The Invite
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Colin Bartolome………‽ @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 26/09/2026
Evergreen
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Colin Bartolome………‽ @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 25/09/2026
Hey, Strange New Worlds did a Star Trek!
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Colin Bartolome………‽ @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 25/09/2026
Thanks, Wikipedia
An image from Wikipedia of a deely bobber held in front of a cat. The caption is "This cat's head is too small for this deely bobber."
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Colin Bartolome………‽ @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 25/09/2026
Watching "(coworker is typing...)" in Slack until 5:05 was entirely too generous of me
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Colin Bartolome………‽ @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 25/09/2026
lol
The end of a spam text: "Paid for by Steve Hilton for Governor 2026" 
My reply: "Fuck you" 
Their reply: "You have successfully unsubscribed."
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Colin Bartolome………‽ @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 24/09/2026
Nothing in Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker is more satisfying than when in one of the many vehicle fights the commander pops his head out and you vaporize him with a Carl Gustav shot
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Colin Bartolome………‽ @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 22/09/2026
Tawny Newsome >>>>>>> Gavin Newsom
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Colin Bartolome………‽ @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 22/09/2026
According to the dream I had, if you bring four players to the prison break mission in MGS Peace Walker, two of them have nothing to do and have to go downstairs to fight a masked wrestler and a caped superhero
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Colin Bartolome………‽ @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 21/09/2026
I think if you own a house where the landscaping necessitates somebody to be out with a leafblower on a Sunday then not only should your house be seized and given to somebody who will put in xeriscaping, but you should be ground up and composted, to help the new plants get established
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Colin Bartolome………‽ @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 20/09/2026
Lines were long at the grocery store and the manager inexplicably *silently* opened a new lane right next to me by just holding the "land closed" sign in their hand. The person behind me in line, holding only two items, asked if I wanted to go first and I graciously accepted, turning my full cart.
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Colin Bartolome………‽ @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 20/09/2026
I dreamed that I was trying to come up with Cockney Rhyming Slang for various Star Trek characters and actors and everybody was groaning at my bullshit
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Colin Bartolome………‽ @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 20/09/2026
I think I know how
CNN headline: "How Luigi Mangione became a folk hero to some"
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Colin Bartolome………‽ @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 19/09/2026
Apple barf
Crushed and pressed apple pulp
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Colin Bartolome………‽ @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 18/09/2026
More like Strange New Worlds
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Colin Bartolome………‽ @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 17/09/2026
The Oreo athlete would have never
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Colin Bartolome………‽ @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 15/09/2026
They gave it another try lol
The same author and editor team, this time cluing "drag" as "pull from behind"
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Colin Bartolome………‽ @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 14/09/2026
ahh yeah here he comes, big lou s, louis slotin himself, looks like he brought a screwdriver, smart
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Colin Bartolome………‽ @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 14/09/2026
I wonder how many people on here have "more like Werner PostsHog" in their drafts just in case
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Colin Bartolome………‽ @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 14/09/2026
We have fun
A stuffed pear on its side with a piece of paper that says "censored" covering up the dried up petals, which look slightly buttholeish. Everything is on a menu for Two Broads Ciderworks
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Colin Bartolome………‽ @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 13/09/2026
Remember when they said we were wrong about crypto but we were right so they pivoted to NFT's and said we were wrong about NFT's but we were right so they pivoted to AI and said we were wrong about AI? Anyway, here we are and,
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Bush did
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Colin Bartolome………‽ @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 11/09/2026
Strange New Worlds more like Good New Episode
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Colin Bartolome………‽ @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 10/09/2026
Doing this again at karaoke tomorrow
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Colin Bartolome………‽ @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 10/09/2026
If you translate "It is hot!" into Dutch, it kind of sounds like "It is hate!", which about sums up my feelings on today
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Colin Bartolome………‽ @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 10/09/2026
Extremely rude imo
An IR thermometer pointed at my bedroom wall and reading 111.5°F
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Colin Bartolome………‽ @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 10/09/2026
Vegeta, what does the thermometer say about the heat level?
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Colin Bartolome………‽ @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 08/09/2026
BREAKING: In the Ocarina of Time remake, Nintendo has upgraded JPEG Shark into shark.webp
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Colin Bartolome………‽ @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 08/09/2026
I thought of this again and wisely searched before posting
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Colin Bartolome………‽ @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 07/09/2026
Getting ready to do the opposite of labor, by which I mean ride to the park and toss some bocce balls around
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Colin Bartolome………‽ @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 07/09/2026
Patrick Stewart on Extras
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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 06/09/2026
Bad Vibes Coding Taking a short break from being spitting mad about AI, to just being sad about how it never needed to be like this
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Bad Vibes Coding
Taking a short break from being spitting mad about AI, to just being sad about how it never needed to be like this
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Colin Bartolome………‽ @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 06/09/2026
lol at Conan O'Brien Must Go breezing past this gag in roughly one second
A fake social media profile for a monkey, with the username "checkoutmacaque"
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Colin Bartolome………‽ @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 06/09/2026
I just rewatched "That's Lobstertainment" with commentary and it's funny how it goes from them not paying any attention to the episode to being only mildly offended when they learn that Usenet hated it
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Colin Bartolome………‽ @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 05/09/2026
The bunny I saw today tried really hard to have me run it over with my bike. What a dope.
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Colin Bartolome………‽ @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 04/09/2026
Throwback to that time my sister and I were close enough to yell "shut up, Lalas" and yet didn't for some reason
My sister and I mugging for the camera while Alexi Lalas is in the far background, getting ready to say some dumb bullshit at halftime of a USMNT friendly vs Costa Rica in 2011. My craned neck looks like the skin of a Shar Pei.
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Colin Bartolome………‽ @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 04/09/2026
I just found $10 in my pocket and had to stop myself from saying aloud, "A boon for Voxandra!" and I don't know if this means I'm watching too much Twitch or what but you should follow @voxandra.gay anyway
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Colin Bartolome………‽ @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 04/09/2026
That episode of Strange New Worlds gave me a sudden and urgent need to watch the last two episodes of season three of She-Ra so here we go and yes I'm ready to cry
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Colin Bartolome………‽ @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 04/09/2026
Saw a dude driving a pickup that was towing a trailer that had a treadmill on it and, dude, have some fucking self-respect
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Colin Bartolome………‽ @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 03/09/2026
It was good my SO and I talked about our relationship rules on the flight to the trigonometry symposium in Greece, because as soon as we landed, they got off on a tan gent
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Colin Bartolome………‽ @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 02/09/2026
fix your hot chip or lie
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Colin Bartolome………‽ @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 01/09/2026
At this point, I'm starting to suspect these tiny errors are either copyright traps or the author and editor have a "being slightly wrong" fetish
Another Newsday crossword by Billie Truitt edited by Stanley Newman, this one having an answer "TOWS" clued by "Pull from behind"
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Colin Bartolome………‽ @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 01/09/2026
#california
A pink and blue sunset over Pismo State Beach
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andré @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
we do not live in a binary world and never have, despite the loud insistence of some
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Colin Bartolome………‽ @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 31/08/2026
Vevor, the manufacturer of the bike trailer I bought a month ago, gave me a refund for half the price because a bolt fell out and it tipped over the first time I took it to the grocery store. They just now offered me a refund for the other half because another bolt fell out.
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