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Actor/Presenter/Magician/VO ¦ Doesn't drink halves ¦ @LeicesterTigers.bsky.social season ticket since '87 ¦ Volunteers for his union, @EquityUK.bsky.social ¦ Blue Peter badge holder ¦ mrcc.contactin.bio 📍Manchester & 📍Bury St Edmunds

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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man City when asked to provide their “irrefutable evidence.”
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Buitengebieden @buitengebieden.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Zoomies.. 😅
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National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 28/09/2026
Today marks three years since the iconic Sycamore Gap tree was illegally felled. We're pleased to bring you new images which reveal how the stump is growing, a sure sign that the tree is in recovery.
A close-up of sycamore shootsThe stump is hidden by a thick ring of green shootsThick, green shoots surround the stumpShowing tall shoots, growing above the stump
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026
Google finally updated some of its satellite images of Gaza and my god, it's horrific. The entirety of Rafah has been demolished. The majority of Khan Younis is in ruins. Entire towns completely leveled and erased of the map.
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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 28/09/2026
One for the equivocators.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life.
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Andy Diggle @andydiggle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My Glock system went rogue and issued 9mm agents which accessed the internal organs of several victims. Please give me billions of dollars to help me regulate the behavior of the gun whose trigger I keep pulling.
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𝘾𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨 𝘾𝙡𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙨𝙤𝙣 @mrchrisclarkson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We need more of this attitude in the UK.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 20/09/2026
I don't think we disdain the center-right enough. First, they rode nativist populist tigers to power to get their tax cuts and deregulation; Then, they lost control of their own parties to those tigers; Now, they sit in lucrative jobs as columnists writing about how it's all the left's fault.
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Peter Walker @peterwalker99.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
One more time: Inheritance tax *is not unique or even uncommon* in being "double taxation". The coffee I just bought was paid for with wages on which income tax and NI had been levied, but was also subject to VAT. Just stop it.
elen Whately: “One of the problems with inheritance tax is that it's a form of double taxation.
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Nikes | AlexLeeDee @alexleedee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
How Mr Miyagi eats his Babybel
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TeeDixie ✊🏼 @teedixie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I looked at this far longer than I should have but it did make me laugh. I suspect you will too if you’re over 30 😂😂😂
COOLNESS
HOW COOL IT IS vs YOUR AGE
Skateboarding
Living alone
Complaining about young people
Banking
Being good at patty cake
Being told that you look older
Celebrating your birthday

The graph shows age along the x axis vs coolness along the y axis. The skateboarding one is basically a ramp 😂
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This German comedy sketch (with English subtitles) perfectly captures so much of what is going on right now in the UK, the US, and across Europe. "Playing the 'Nazi Card' in the Third Reich", by Browser Ballett.
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𝘾𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨 𝘾𝙡𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙨𝙤𝙣 @mrchrisclarkson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
After an enforced year off due to health reasons I’m back on the #BloodDoning trail. Donation number 106 was smooth, easy and (would you believe) emotional. It’s good to be back helping people again.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Corporations: I’ll think about taking one of your annoying “surveys” and answer *your* questions when you go back to having humans in customer service to answer *my* questions.
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@mrjamesob.bsky.social Can you just confirm that the poll you keep referring to where Farridge is described as a ‘racist’ and a ‘liar’ is in fact an independent poll and not one performed by people seeking that particular outcome. 😉
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A beautiful tradition we used to have. I grew up wanting to wear the 'O' shirt.
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 31/08/2026
NEWS! Google Maps renamed ‘Pedophile Sympathizer Maps’ newsthump.com/2026/08/31/g...
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Google Maps renamed ‘Pedophile Sympathizer Maps’
After changing Lake Ontario to Lake America on their platforms, the American tech company Google has announced they’re renaming Google Maps to ‘Pedophile Sympathizer Maps’.
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Saying, "enjoy the bank holiday!" to self-employed people is like saying "enjoy the rapture!" to a satanist.
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Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Nothing quite says “I don’t give a shit what my posters look like, AI did them for free” than calling the kiddies teacup ride “TON CUNT”
An AI generated poster. Amongst other egregious errors, the teacup ride tent has a big sign, front and centre, saying “Ton Cunt”
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
in a world of JK Rowlings be a Dolly Parton
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 23/08/2026
This Substack post is gloriously written and made me laugh out loud three times
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Justin Jest @justinjest.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz358bs
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Going into the weekend with a big smile on my face. For the last 2 years I've hosted the Floral Ball at Coombe Abbey for Greenfingers Charity (they put gardens for life-limited children into hospices).
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Equity Manchester @equitymanc.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The dreaded 𝘗𝘌𝘕𝘊𝘐𝘓 🤢 We want to end to this outdated practice. In which sectors have you experienced pencilling (eg: tv, theatre, ads, etc)? How often does a pencil turn into work? How long are you typically kept on pencil? Have you turned down work because of a pencil you were under elsewhere?
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Alistair Barrie @alistairbarrie.com · 18/08/2026
Why we are utterly fucked as a race beautifully summarised in one headline:
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It’s 30 years since my first Edinburgh Fringe and when having a clean out over the weekend I found my passes to the best night out of the era - The Fringe Club. Despite what it says on the card though, dear reader, I was not 18 in either of those Augusts!
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We need to show rightwing newspapers that actions have consequences. Add your name: goodlawproject.org/s/abb8a1
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Jason Arday: Demand a public inquiry now | Good Law Project
Commission an immediate public inquiry into how to ensure a responsible press given its contribution to Dr Arday’s tragic death.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Homer Simpson disappearing into hedge (in Lego) Credit to Jason Allemann & Kristal / @jkbrickworks
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Travelled to northern Spain to watch the Total Eclipse. Totally worth it. 🌕🌔🌓🌒🌑🌘🌗🌖🌕
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 07/08/2026
Just had a peek at Thetford's demographic stats
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Equity @equityuk.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Generative AI poses an existential threat to creators. Fairness and transparency must be at the heart of the UK's approach to AI. Help our mission by signing our petition ⬇️ petition.parliament.uk/petitions/76…
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Sleeping Giants FR in English @slpng-giants-fr-2.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Major deal between #Meta and (tadaa) right-wing conspiracy MAGA no-journalisme detectable #Newsmax ! Searching information on Facebook? It will serve you disinformation. They used to try to hide such sources. No more. Shamelessly serving propaganda is today‘s FB standard.
NEWSMAX
Newsmax and Meta Enter Al
Content Partnership
July 28, 2026
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BOCA RATON, FL / ACCESS Newswire / July 28, 2026 / Newsmax Inc. (NYSE:NMAX) ("Newsmax" or the
"Company") announced today that the Company has entered into an Al content partnership with Meta Platforms ("Meta").
Under the agreement, Meta will have access to Newsmax's digital news content. Meta will be able to draw upon Newsmax's significant current reporting as well as archived content across its platforms to support Al queries across Meta's apps and devices.
"Newsmax applauds the significant resources Meta is putting into Al to keep America at the forefront of this emerging technology," commented Chris Ruddy, CEO of Newsmax. "We are pleased to work with Meta to help ensure users have access to timely, high-quality journalism through Al technologies."
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Nettlecake @nettlecake.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.
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Yeah, but climate change is still a myth, right?! 🙄
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Applauding this wonderful cryptic crossword clue. 👏🏻
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It is two years today since this dimwit gave us the most hilarious demonstration of karma in history.
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David Osland @davidosland.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
You know that Fourth Lord Rothermere bloke? The billionaire who inherited the fortune the Third Lord Rothermere inherited from the Second Lord Rothermere, who inherited it from the First Lord Rothermere? Well, it turns out he's against inheritance tax.
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bettybarcode (she/her) @bettybarcode.com · 27/07/2026
The people who complain about empty bike lanes do not want full bike lanes. They want no bike lanes.
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TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I have no way to prove this but everyone that uses AI in their day to day lives has clapped when a plane has landed.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan
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Had fun working at Manchester Day yesterday! So much so the BBC wanted to have a quick work with me...
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I've started an evening course in mattress making just in case I need something to fall back on.
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Alice Brockway @alicebrockway.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
If you're a pro #actor currently working in the UK it would be amazing if you could complete this survey looking at actors' #mentalhealth for my PhD. This is the survey link: mmu.eu.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_... Here's a link to the website about the whole project: www.playingsanethephd.co.uk
Black and white image with the words 'Understanding Mental Health in Actors in the UK' over the top. The image is of a page of Hamlet with a part of a brain showing over the top and a packet of tablets showing at the bottom.QR code linking to PhD survey
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
So rare that someone treats political parties with the suspicion they richly deserve, but @mikebraddick.bsky.social does it here. Particularly like this dry opening paragraph open.substack.com/pub/jlefsgho...
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
“The Guardian wins the ‘Caption of the Year’ competition: - William Merrin @theguardian.com
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