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Chris Buchanan

@mrbuch.bsky.social
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Lazy poet. He/him. chrisbuchananwrites.com

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inthelou.bsky.social @inthelou.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Show us the Epstein files now!
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Chris Buchanan @mrbuch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just seen this doing the rounds and thought I'd have a go. Happy memories of these - they all changed what kind of games I liked and what I thought could be done with the medium.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you ever read a series of words
Includes exclusive Hanks for our troops pumpkin brulee
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Josh Owen Morris @joshowenmorris.co.uk · 10/09/2026
Chester Zoo are offering guided tours looking at their predator animals. At least, that's what I hope it is...
a screenshot of a chester zoo ticket purchase screen, dark greens and tan colours.

Text says "discover the iconic predators of the animal kingdom, and their prey in our very unique guided tour."

Tickets on offer for adult predator tour, child predator tour...
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VeGOREpunk AuHORROR @vegapunk-aurora.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY!
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Dr Pop Culture USA @drpopcultureusa.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Now, everyone do this.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
AI data center ?
I’d rather be at the gay guy dating center
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Bluegal Fran Langum #NoKings @bluegal.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Anybody going after Fauci can suck my dick, and I don't even have one, but believe me, I'll find one just for you, asshole from Kentucky.
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Scott Pilgrim: Did I Stutter?
ALT: Scott Pilgrim: Did I Stutter?
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Reasons to stay alive starter pack:
- Mothman
- Your favorite scary movie
- Skeletor
- Out of spite
- Those books you haven't read
- Pets
- Halloween is coming
- New music
- Outliving and eventually dancing on the graves of your enemies
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Robert / Zeboyd @zeboydgames.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
If you're mad about Playstation dropping physical games in 2028, then your best bet is to boycott GTA6. The most expensive AAA game ever drastically underselling due to a lack of a physical disk is the level of message that would be needed to get Sony to change their digital-only plans.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
We have none that the establishment won’t utterly sabotage. Labour will happily destroy its own chances in an election than suffer a leader who isn’t a neoliberal slimepipe.
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Veselekov @veselekov.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
This is why btw
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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
yeah i'm into
planet fitness
fitness Planet into mv MOUTH

pic of galactus stolen from wotc bc fuck em
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 05/06/2026
ME: *clicks link to free article* ME: *starts to read free article* three seconds later... WIRED: *cocks shotgun, aims it right between my eyes* WIRED:
Wired's website reading "You've read your last free article."
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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 04/06/2026
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Laura Kate Dale - LauraKBuzz @laurakbuzz.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
There's rumours we might be seeing a trailer for the sequel to "THAT" wizard game this week. To all of you who bought the last one, and said "I don't support her transphobia, but the story means so much to me", you've got a second chance to take a stand and not give her money this time.
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The puppies Penn & Teller, and Richard @rdaily.medsky.social · 20/05/2026
Pet very carefully
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
when i become mayor your penis will not dissappear inside of your balls whenever you sit down . That will not happen anymore
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GregXB @gregxb.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Happy Trans Day of Visibility! This is the day that trans people disable their cloaking devices for 24 full hours! Good to see you, gang
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Attn All Lovers Of Doggos, Pupperinos & Furbabies—We Are Collecting Your Pets To Send Them To Beautiful Israel Where Theyll Become Champions
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Sarah Millican @sarahmillican.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Hugs to those who find Mother's Day a struggle. Whether you don't get on, she's no longer here, you can't be with her or whatever your story, I'm sending love xxx
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DeVaughn Taylor @daddydisco.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
My favorite Bobby Pats performance is him saying “delusions” in a freaky southern accent. I say it to myself randomly all the time 😂
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/01/2026
"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Honestly the biggest barrier to going to a gym is that it feels like walking into the 4th year practical exam for a class you didn't attend in a language you don't speak.
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Chris Buchanan @mrbuch.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I like my women like I like my 4 thighs
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Scream Kings Podcast @screamkings.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
ONLY YULE
Sigourney Weaver 
Text: THERE IS NO XMAS
ONLY YULE
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Robert / Zeboyd @zeboydgames.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
It's like trying to save scum and then somehow doing even worse on your follow-up attempts.
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Reading a book called Varney The Vampire and after like 90 pages a guy called Varney was introduced. A main character suspects he's a vampire and I think he might be right.
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Gary R Simonds @garys79.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Yeah, well, it happens. What can I say?? #booksky #writingsky #writerssky #Authorssky #readerssky
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Robert / Zeboyd @zeboydgames.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
It's a Wonderful Li- Let me stop you right there. No, it's not. We watch a guy lose all his dreams for his life and then he gets robbed. An inept angel comes and tells him to stop complaining because his suffering helps other people. Then his wife begs to borrow money to keep him out of jail.
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Robert / Zeboyd @zeboydgames.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Molly the Werezompire is dear to my heart as one of my very first games. It's a text-based interactive comedy story about a grad student who is simultaneously killed by a werewolf, zombie, and vampire and becomes a heroic werezompire! I know times are tough for everyone, but it's only $1 USD.
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Molly the Werezompire on Steam
Interactive fiction starring Molly the Werezompire - a grad student who jumped into a portal, was killed by a werewolf, a zombie, and a vampire, and became a heroic werezompire! Also includes the sci-...
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Stephie 🏳️‍⚧️ @stephiesparda.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
At this point, fuck Rockstar and fuck GTA VI. No game is worth financially supporting a union busting corporate entity, regardless of quality.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Listen to more Nina Simone.
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Chris Buchanan @mrbuch.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Almost certainly terrible news to those who know who either of these guys are.
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Keith W. Dickinson @keithwdickinson.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 07/10/2025
yeah, I'm into NFTs:
the side of the bus for NIAGARA FUN TOURS LTD where, above their name they've abbreviated it to NFT with some very 90s-style letter treatment
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Goh_billy @gohbilly.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
What if Guile started doing Cammy's winpose?
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Every time I watch ALIEN I am transfixed thinking to myself "there's no way they've left themselves enough room to get the third horizontal line in that E without it looking like a squashed-in mess!" but no, every single time there it is, and it's beautiful. Most tense part of the movie tbh.
ALIEN logo being build and the E has no middle lineThe ALIEN logo
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Ariel Elias @arielcomedy.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Women aren't attracted to men who are taken because we want what we can't have, it's literally just because someone finally started dressing them better.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
An American Werewolf In King Arthur’s Court
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Chris Buchanan @mrbuch.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
There's one. #bivisibilityday
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 19/09/2025
i'm on a plane, so please enjoy this bluesky post LITERALLY SENT FROM WITHIN THE BLUE SKY. few other posts can make this claim
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Ariel Elias @arielcomedy.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
We romanticize the past, but the 90s were more fun. The 1990s were like, there's nothing in the rule book that says a dog CAN'T play basketball. The 2020s is like, sorry but the rule book says no trans kids.
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Ariel Elias @arielcomedy.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I don't ever want to get in the shower but I do always want to be in the shower. What type of depression is that?
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willy wonka quotes @willywonkaquotes.wonka.zone · 23/06/2025
Saw a rat walking over the chocolate bar packaging conveyer in the factory yesterday and just let it be. Fuck it, who gives a shit anymore. Not even the Oompa Loompas give a shit at this point, FUCK!
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JaneSlainLane @nyjanelane.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
The Epstein story has an inescapable stench of prurience and antisemitism. And South Park––nihilistic both-siders and stand-ins for my generation's easy slide into fascism––getting under the skin of our cruel, vain, stupid president by stooping to exactly his level is a complicated win.
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