Reposted by Chris Buchanan🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026 111300387
Reposted by Chris Buchananinthelou.bsky.social @inthelou.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Show us the Epstein files now! 301346626
Chris Buchanan @mrbuch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026When 'Vincent Price as Egghead' is the normal part of the sentence, it's gonna be a good one 😄 011
Chris Buchanan @mrbuch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Just seen this doing the rounds and thought I'd have a go. Happy memories of these - they all changed what kind of games I liked and what I thought could be done with the medium. 000
Chris Buchanan @mrbuch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I forgot one did not know you're bi, and I have seen you in films, one of which had Robin Williams in it, so you should have been in that list. 000
Reposted by Chris BuchananBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Do you ever read a series of words 1084063568
Chris Buchanan @mrbuch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You go to where the asterisk leads and it just says "Sorry I'm so drunk" 140
Chris Buchanan @mrbuch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I think the decision to call it "AI" was both a blessing (because it sounds like something from Star Trek) and a curse (because it sounds like those skeleton robots from Terminator 2). People can't handle that it is neither of those things. 000
Chris Buchanan @mrbuch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Man I remember that one too. -You are not the Crane I want! -Well you're not even the SEX I want! 010
Chris Buchanan @mrbuch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026"Exquisite and elite weapons" is the kind of shit you'd hear from that one really effeminate villain in an anime. 000
Chris Buchanan @mrbuch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I get that. Got to draw a line in the sand somewhere. 010
Reposted by Chris BuchananJosh Owen Morris @joshowenmorris.co.uk · 10/09/2026Chester Zoo are offering guided tours looking at their predator animals. At least, that's what I hope it is... 1921662
Chris Buchanan @mrbuch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Man I would be so happy if you turned out to be Chris Pine. 010
Reposted by Chris BuchananVeGOREpunk AuHORROR @vegapunk-aurora.bsky.social · 01/09/2026*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY! 3071701854
Chris Buchanan @mrbuch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Gal Gadot gets a little bit more shit every time she speaks. 000
Chris Buchanan @mrbuch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026If I were Eartha Kitt I would be pissed off about that cover. 000
Chris Buchanan @mrbuch.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Making endless love to *anyone* is hard work, man. Don't blame her for this. 000
Reposted by Chris BuchananLindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Now, everyone do this. 132267526
Chris Buchanan @mrbuch.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Johnathan off Road Rules, you are staggeringly attractive and that's not a joke neither. 010
Reposted by Chris BuchananBluegal Fran Langum #NoKings @bluegal.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Anybody going after Fauci can suck my dick, and I don't even have one, but believe me, I'll find one just for you, asshole from Kentucky.static.klipy.comScott Pilgrim: Did I Stutter?ALT: Scott Pilgrim: Did I Stutter? 2626159766
Chris Buchanan @mrbuch.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I need to get back into dating or get offline because I was like "Whose?!" 000
Chris Buchanan @mrbuch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026How is that poor guy supposed to feed his family on a measly 4million bucks a half-hour? 000
Chris Buchanan @mrbuch.bsky.social · 03/08/2026In my head that sentence reads like the intro to Bewitched. Eeeelizabeth Montgomery in.... (Theme music, cartoon) 1964! Der.dum, Der dum, Der dum dum dum da dum 030
Chris Buchanan @mrbuch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Traditional Bowser Day celebrations include kidnapping, deep laughter and setting fire to your floors. 010
Chris Buchanan @mrbuch.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Ladies and gentlemen give it up for.... the Gatekeepers of Sex! 180
Reposted by Chris BuchananDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Dang they really got a category for everything 203285765477
Chris Buchanan @mrbuch.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Every photo of you looks so much happier and more alive than when you went by Jim. 000
Reposted by Chris BuchananRobert / Zeboyd @zeboydgames.bsky.social · 02/07/2026If you're mad about Playstation dropping physical games in 2028, then your best bet is to boycott GTA6. The most expensive AAA game ever drastically underselling due to a lack of a physical disk is the level of message that would be needed to get Sony to change their digital-only plans. 914059
Chris Buchanan @mrbuch.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Shoulda been Cyberman innit. Robo-Supes Domo arigato Super Roboto The Man of the day after tomorrow The CAN of tomorrow Metal Mickey The Last Robo-Son of Krypton Big Beef 000
Reposted by Chris BuchananCommander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 23/06/2026We have none that the establishment won’t utterly sabotage. Labour will happily destroy its own chances in an election than suffer a leader who isn’t a neoliberal slimepipe. 1648567
Reposted by Chris BuchananRyan North @ryannorth.ca · 05/06/2026ME: *clicks link to free article* ME: *starts to read free article* three seconds later... WIRED: *cocks shotgun, aims it right between my eyes* WIRED: 1042841
Chris Buchanan @mrbuch.bsky.social · 05/06/2026The best part of waking up is something something cup (referring to bras) 000
Reposted by Chris Buchanan Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 04/06/2026 77106072425
Reposted by Chris BuchananLaura Kate Dale - LauraKBuzz @laurakbuzz.bsky.social · 01/06/2026There's rumours we might be seeing a trailer for the sequel to "THAT" wizard game this week. To all of you who bought the last one, and said "I don't support her transphobia, but the story means so much to me", you've got a second chance to take a stand and not give her money this time. 19958368
